AUS/POL/ CORONABUX EDITION #4

Evening lads

>Coronavirus cruise ship Artania refuses to leave WA port of Fremantle in letter to Australian Border Force
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/coronavirus-cruise-ship-artania-refusing-to-leave-fremantle-port/12110206

>Coronavirus live updates Australia: death toll rises to 20 as Queensland launches 'care army' – latest news
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2020/apr/01/coronavirus-australia-update-live-news-nsw-victoria-queensland-qld-subsidy-wages-jobkeeper-scott-morrison-covid19-fines-latest-updates

>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/coronavirus-test-kit-rationing-virologist-warns/12062146

>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/should-australia-be-testing-more-broadly-for-the-c

>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/australia-must-dramatically-expand-its-coronavirus-testing-regime-leading-virologist-says

>Is your money safe in Australian banks during the coronavirus pandemic?
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/is-your-money-safe-in-australian-banks/12106488

>Coronavirus: Is Australia really flattening the curve?
au.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-australia-curve-flattening-daily-cases-081830136.html

>Coronavirus live updates: Adelaide Airport closure possible; WA Premier wants cruise ship gone; Doctors running low on PPE
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-live-updates-australia-economy-cases-global-death-toll-g20-spain/86310998-162b-4410-872a-160f2e006ef4


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fun fact:
thats was my dads commodore in that photo

F for Eileen

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OP image is sacrilege and unaustralian. Please hand in your citizenship immediately

Coulda been your hectic vl skid pig ulleh.
Awesome TISM id!!!!

Press G to genocide boomers

Eileen is not so smart now is she

nah it was fucked, total write off engine wise

Praise him

>Under Victoria’s stage three COVID-19 shutdown legislation, a person may not permit another to enter their place of residence unless they are a fellow resident.

>gf sent me a snap chat of her sucking someone elses dick in her room
>called the police to her house

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You're right rb30's are rare in australia.....ever heard of a rebuild?

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predictions on when obligations and work for the dole returns?

>I should be guaranteed returns on my investments
Oh no no no

do you not understand what write off means cunt? it would be a waste of money. it was a piece of shit and you need to get your head out of your ass, MATE

melbournite detected.
op is a fag
you know ford stands for "fix it again tony"
cocksucker

She send photos sucking off the cops as well mate?

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nice TISM ID

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coof

>ford stands for "fix it again tony"
Good one retard

>Under Victoria’s stage three COVID-19 shutdown legislation, a person may not permit another to enter their place of residence unless they are a fellow resident
>tfw one of the 50 people who actually know we won't be getting our rights and privacy back after this (((pandemic)))
Just fucking end us already.

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newfag

Fix
Oit
Ragain
Dtony

uhhh

New deal type work for the dole, gets cunts trade qualified make money long term.

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Are all the retards panic buying flour even actually using it to make anything

Should have watched out for the stop sign
RIP

fuck off fag, i dont want your american virus!

cones and darts

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So was it a write off or engine wise? Ive never heard of a car being written off because the engine grenaded.

Fuckkkkkk I'm already infected!

>sign a contract regarding an investment
>company follows through on contract under the circumstances
>boo hoo give me free money

At least dole bludgers unashamedly admit to what they're doing

King of the Hill is not funny

>modern people
>cooking
Not a chance. That 1kg packet is going straight in the bin after it expires.

uhhh lads someone just walked past my house and coofed
GLOWIESSSS HELP

seconded

now you hurt my feelings

t. zoomers

2022 May

its
not
funny

you're the one glowing

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I have no doubt that this is being milked to a degree by government, but surely that's too far draconian to not be repealed? People surely won't just roll over and accept
>totally arbitrary limits on free speech ("misinformation")
>removal of (implicit) freedom of association
>in vic and qld, effective ban on all firearms
>no mates over for a beer or tinder root
Surely not...

Why don't they set the ship at anchor far enough that the rats can't swim back, and air-lift cleaning supplies and food until the shit passes?

I'm still surprised that the ASIO are so fucking cluless as to ib culture. I mean even when I was younger and hung out in night clubs or Big Day Out, you'd always tell a glownigger a million miles away. They'd come up and ask how you are, how many pills do you have, how many you had so far, how many you sold....
If these people had half a brain, they'd be able to trap a shit load of people. But they dont have half of anything. They have a quarter millimeter sized dick and a pea sized brain

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Kek. Of course they will. Aus doesn't even have the constitutionally protected right to free speech and no one bats an eye. They're all cucked.

Seriously cunts, Wanted to make some nice fresh loaves of bread and these motherfuckers are taking the flour

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Guys we should call Asian whores to random people's houses then get them arrested for breaching quarantine.

Or get a painters white pullover and just randomly put yellow tape around stuff like bus stops

Any other worth coronavirus pranks?

they’re still coofing
MODSSSS

Does anybody have the picture of the commander in the blue room smiling

THIS
FUCK

four supermarkets, and all the yeast is gone.
Don't normies know they can use a teaspoon of yeast to grow yeast forever- cunts what is sourdough.

fuck

cough cough user I'm fine coof

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Yeah, but surely the average punter won't be happy about it? What excuse can the government make? Assuming we go down this East Germany path (actually, East Germany would be preferable), what will be the ostensible reason they sell to the masses? Obviously the real reason is to keep us rootless consoomers, but surely they must have an excuse...

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on the bright side. Now the glowies will not feel left out. Now we are all glowing.

Pretty sure the coppers would fuck you pretty hard for that one user.

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Have you suckled mummies milkers today my doods? irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/australian-senator-makes-breastfeeding-history-while-addressing-parliament-1.3130870

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Take a shit in the police station, then cough on it, they cant touch it

checked. that’s why they need to recruit me. I want a job there but you need a stupid meme degree. Here’s my selling points
>23 but look young (18-19 at most) so people won’t think im a glowie
>actual understanding of youth and their culture (no “hello fellow kids”)
>have two trades
>patriotic and loyal
>good at keeping secrets
>live alone with no commitments so could be moved or placed wherever at a moments notice
Email me glowies, you already know who i am no doubt

>on the bright side. Now the glowies will not feel left out. Now we are all glowing.
And cooming
Coomies rise up for mommy

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The only "Ford" a M*lbournite drives is a Fiesta

youtube.com/watch?v=qjfUfXqVuVc

MOOOOOMY CARES SO MUCH SMUSH YOUR BIG BREASTS BELLY THIGHS AND ASS INTO ME FACEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=qlE5mbegP9w

it won't be work for the dole, it will be slave for a bread roll

>implying they want actual patriots rather than boomer esque people that toe the right cold war era lines
ASIO is just another government department, i honestly doubt they actually have any knowledge of how ineffective they are.

They legitimately don't even need a reason ? Because wtf are we going to do ? Protest ? Protesting is pointless if protesting is legal. People are so numb to their rights and freedoms evaporating from them little by little that they don't even know the meaning of the words anymore user. They will just take it and say nothing like the good little cucks msm and school has groomed them to be. They're already taking INSANE measures with no evidence, reason, or precedent (firearm/ammo ban). And no one is doing a fucking thing.

>East Germany would be preferable
Fuck that noise, gimme 1932 Germany

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seafood jews btfo gimme cheap lobster you wog cunts

What the fuck is wrong with you cunt, fuck off to Yas Forums

What are idiots doing with all the chicken breast too

It won't.
Ubi going forward but you'll need to have social credit score bullshit and tracking mandatory.
The cards where a failure they could do it easier through a phone app and nfc since cash is soft outlawed now
The whole thing is a big nothing burger to usher in 1984 esqe bullshit.
Glow normal fag spotted.
My plan worked

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