/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2804 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Attention Protection Team: status evasion in progress in this community. Respond, isolate, inquire.

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I mean I do like the gimmick of the April fools thing, but most threads are now unusable

coof

focus your coofing power onto him anons

I have a strong immunity I won't get infected like you faggots ahaha

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I ain't gonna get sick, not me. no way

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lets see if i get infected when i reply to green posts

Gg humanity no re

Bold assumption it will be over tomorrow

Go away coofers

whad de fug is going on here

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Gary I love you!

seems that pol is full of retards today

Are you like asymptomatic? Maby this will cause it to spread more

A usual wednesday then

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Corona-chan is BUILT FOR BBC. She is a QUEEN of SPADES and she will DESTROY BIG BLACK COCK throughout AFRICA.

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I want it coof please

YES

*cooof* *coof* *cooooooooooooof*

maybe it's replying to them, maybe it's them replying to you

>coofs on u

They've been locked down too long.

It's yet to be seen, it will be a nothing burger unless it kills over 2mil. They will probably adjust up the death counts by attributing other deaths to it after it's all quietened down though to make the overreaction seem justified. Really they should adjust down the deaths afterwards due to all the co mortality happening.

The irony *coof*

based, cute corona is best corona

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Argie bro there's a new study on Coronachan affecting the reproductive system. Even mild cases have serious reduction in male fertility (hypogonadism), unknown if its reversible.
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.20037267v2

AAAAAAAA I'm coofing

This april fools thing looks kinda nice. Might go catch it myself.

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>today

Any videos of the situation (?)

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Nothing was happening mid March. You need to calculate late March

Strong andino cells can't get infected. Stay away coofers

PA fags explain yourselves

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Are you a doctor? Prove it.

*COOF*

>maybe it's replying to them, maybe it's them replying to you
ok, lets see

Yes go outside and hug everyone you see, Nothing is happening

Holy shit there are a lot of infected in here..

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Gee, good point buddy! *COOF COOF*

I NEED THE COOF

Wash those hands!

somebody coof me off this world!

It's not like my 34 year old virgin ass is going to reproduce anyway.

Reply to this post or you mother will die tonight in her sleep.

Coof

I'm sick right now. Better to just get it over with, everyone is gonna get it.

If there are 8 different strains, does surviving one of them give you immunity to the others?
Or can you theoretically get it 8 times?

That's just wrong. The daily deaths in week 12 of 2020 (about Mid March) was basically what it is today.

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Do not give (you)s to coofers argiebro. If the bread supply gets infected then its ogre,

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I gotchu senpai

The only girl who can take multiple loads of BBC and still be standing strong.

Holy shit he's literally a man in a wig.

I wouldn't let this guy within 5 fucking miles of my children. What the fuck is wrong with trannies?

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Christ, these threads are getting so bright green it's beginning to hurt my eyes.

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You rascal

Excuse me, but what the fuck is going on?

mobile.twitter.com/Enrikre/status/1244819987015053313?s=19

Please kill us faster corona-Chan

ban all coofers

big agree

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Coof

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Oh god... coofing.

You can’t haff it

get it ASAP before the collapse, user

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based

Poor hans

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Two more weeks

*coof*

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*coof*

Bros, things don't seem to be moving as fast anymore.

I'm scared the nothingburgers might have been right.

The economic crash is scarier though.

you guys get your poz, i'm going to be maintaining social distancing by replying with only the last 2 digits of a post

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nigger

X is not y

runny nose is a symptom or nah?

BONGS ARE IMMUNE. I REPEAT, BONGS ARE IMMUNE. HERD IMMUNITY WORKS

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okay but really is this the april fool's joke?

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I am starting to think governments are lying to their citizens about how serious this is to prevent panic and rioting.

coof

when this finally goes away in 2021 summer... what's going to happen
the commies would have tried hard to take over
there will be hundreds of people dead in their own homes
we might only have 12 weeks immunity from it after catching it... so in theory
if you plug that into the numbers
this _could_ be a pandora's box
a near extinction level event
it all relies on our own ability to immunize long enough to contain the virus, there is a chance we cannot
in which case shortening the curve is paramount
china fucked us big time

Fuck off don't coof on me, you nigger.

I miss beer.

[x] doubt

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Come on come on 900000

...

Italy has 60 million people. If you look at the entire country, it looks like no difference, but local differences are massive.

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Our chancellor said everyone will personally know someone who died of this by the time it's over

>The economic crash is scarier though.
Just wait for the riots to start.

it might be index based - not who replies to whom, but where your replies land

>The daily deaths in week 12 of 2020 (about Mid March) was basically what it is today.
Just look at your graph and you can see that this is false, also consider that mortality from eg. Workplace accidents etc. is lower due to the lockdowns...

Also, the nap shows the "z-score" do you know what that means?
Because it is NOT absolute mortality...

nothing, why do you ask?

I love you Gary

Our government is giving free money to everyone like candy

ansa.it/sito/notizie/economia/2020/04/01/inps-via-al-bonus-da-600-euro.-oltre-100-domande-al-secondo_82a2f9a2-4997-4c07-90a7-7195a2b73d03.html

Oh my oh my I'll have to work my asshole off untill I die

Coof, coof

The body count for the coronavirus is bullshit in most countries.
The coronavirus probably kill far more people than what is announced in most european counties.

- Coronavirus pandemic: France & Spain count only deaths in hospitals and the United Kingdom has not considered COVID-19 as a cause of death until the 5th day. "Each country counts the dead in its own way, none do it right"

elpais.com/sociedad/2020-03-29/cada-pais-cuenta-los-muertos-a-su-manera-y-ninguno-lo-hace-bien.html

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Did the Trump money ever go through?

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Coof on me lads,
lend me your powers

can I get some please?

Correct, the response has been far far out of proportion to the threat level. Only around 1000 healthy people worldwide have died in the months it has been around, probably more have been killed by lightning in the same time, meanwhile 10s of millions have lost their jobs, livelihoods and months of their time.

>.

I like big dicks

coof coof

>l5ve

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how can I get infected?

The bongflag shillkike has a shooped graph

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imagine being a glownigger

with green poz load?

go on a one day trip to murrica

Hugzz

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Coof

>probably more have been killed by lightning in the same time
51 people die from lightning each year in the US on average...

Mind winning again. Coofer and herd chads rise up

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what the coof

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ni hao, nigga

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200,000 today

That's how flus work, they rip through local areas killing off those who are already dying. Sure this virus is fast and hard but overall throughout the year it will have a neglible impact on deaths as most who are culled by it would have died within a month.

How many people are killed by niggers?

Ghjjjj

Corona will kill a few hundred million. Just watch Africa and India blow up with cases.

hy

I swear, some nothingburgers are retards.

i guess im immune

>take another artist's art
>edit it lazily
>lol coroner-chin hehe xd
I hope you all get the coofs.

stop it, i can only get so hard

Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

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Who else in complete isolation? Ive only had my friends on discord to talk to and half of them are now showing symptoms of the virus and it's likely wont be able to talk soon.

Im getting real sad here in my apartment.

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Sure, I said worldwide.

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uwu

>THIS GUY AGAIN?! THIS GUY AGAIN!? THIS GUY AGA- CANS.WAV

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reply to this post or coronachan dies in her sleep tonight

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You talk to old people? the mortality rate for under 30 is

hey rabbi I can't see the link, can you send it to me directly

regards,

fellow jew

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1 million in 10 hours, 6 gorillion in 72 hours.

>Meanwhile in the Philippines
cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/4/1/quezon-city-protesters-arrested-.html

And behold, I did marvel, for the Mighty Men of the World bowed down in fear before Corona Chan. - Book of Corona Chan Chapter 1, verse 3.

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I don't want to get infected

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Am I green yet

I DO!! COOF ON ME DADDY!

Coofers coofing in a coof world

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silly peens

Get coofed on

Ebolas Tits are to big

naw u look good senpai

aye lad, stay away

It's a kike tranny

let me coof user you flip anons

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Gaty
>Dead: 43,327
lol, still only 43,327.
How many days has it been stuck at 43,327? Four days? Five days?

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how do you greenpost?

A fucking nothingburger. Go back to work faggots.

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Oh shit he really did it for April fools. Will I survive?

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ALL INFECTED MUST BE CLEANSED JUST LIKE THE CHINKS.

You're a coofer, kys

people are starting to freak out here

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COOF

>/cvg/
>not all greens
What are you doing

You're not looking too hot, Gary!

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has "f a m" always changed to senpai? kek

I feel fine

Kek

Come here, let me give you a huge and prove you that it's a big fat fucking nothing.

i have a headache since 3 days and I feel like having a cold.

Is that Corona?

fuck you *coof* hanz

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Has a vaccine really been found?

poz me

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Board theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hQUW9ZXIO5A

fuck, this is it then

Time to hug everyone!

no, it's a virus dumass

Did he do it?

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ecb go brrr

A vaccine was found within the first week. Making a vaccine is easy, making a vaccine that doesn't cripple you is the hard part

Welp looks like this entire board is now cancer. I'll have to go to Reddit for actual discussion.

so many coofers! how will I do myself!

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No.

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Just give me a you hon

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Hugzies?

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based

*coof*

Probably not.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 37 (THIRTY-SIX) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 37 (THIRTY-SIX) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 37 (THIRTY-SIX) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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ADE user vaccines will prove useless. The board is going down in flames

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No.

Non infected reporting in.

No

SPAIN RESUME
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
>102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
>102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
>102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
>102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
>102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)
102.136 CASES (+7.719), 9.053 DEATHS (+864)

I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! WE REACHED 100,000 TODAY!

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