Brit/pol/: DO NOT OPEN. DEAD INSIDE EDITION

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CORONA VIRUS HAS MADE THE JUMP TO Yas Forums.
BRIT/POL/ HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE HAS FAILED. VENTILATORS HAVE BEEN RESERVED FOR ANONS OF IMPORTANCE.
CLAPPING FOR THE JANITORS WILL BEGIN AT 8PM FOR THOSE STILL ALIVE.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

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First for are Mozza
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Hey anons: reply to this post or your mother gets The Chinky Flu in her sleep

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>I don't like you
>But I love you
>Seems that I'm always
>Thinking of you
>Oh, oh, oh
>You treat me badly
>I love you madly
>You've really got a hold on me

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I'm quitting drinking. Next 7 days are going to be fucking hell. Wish I could go to work and keep occupied. Going to go insane locked inside

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What happened to his ban on under 18s viewing porn?

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Lads it won't let me use my trip to annyo you all

>no tripcunts for a day

Covid could kill off half the planet, it would still be a small price to pay

>DONT DEAD
>OPEN INSIDE

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Soufern saville and eddie found a workaround and now just send it straight to them

A good whiff of poppers to blow the cobwebs out

I just finished my last pack of cigs yesterday. Got one bottle of vape juice then done.

Faggot

OH SHIT WOT WE GONNA DO

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Haha infected fag

Eddie looking for victims

>Every life is equally important so we're going to rob the livelihoods of Millennials and Generation Z to save ourselves
Why do boomers have such a fairytale view of the world?

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/cvg/ predicted this

Get me sick daddy uwu

They finally realised it was unworkable.

Haha you've just replied to an infected, you're pozzed now

Hhhh

Big Dave didn't want to deprive you virgins

wake me up
>can't wake up

i thought of something realy funny to post, gave me a chuckle but i've forgotten what it was

Get some niquitin gum lad, worked a treat for me
The other brands are pretty shit but niquitin hits the spot

Hes right, sacrificing the old for the young is one thing, to do it cos muh (((economy))) is fucking rank.

Boomers were the first generation subjected to no natural selection, no harsh conditions. Thus they look at life as a fairytale of peace and love because they live in incredibly easy conditions which are unnatural.

down it

hi piers

>15 years of schizoing on an anime board
>Finally got a habbening right
>Will now never fucking shut up about it

its gonna be a long year lads.

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>every single life is just as important
only the white ones

cvg predicted this

i'm gonna have to bury you all aren't i

Piers Morgan is a deluded asshat. He doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone. If he was sincere he should donate his yearly salary to buying essentials for people in dire need.

The reality is the virus gives no fucks and eliminates those who are weak. Just normal biological process. Survival of the fittest, we have really prolonged life for individuals who shouldn’t of even made it into the ball sacks of their fathers.

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Is that only from chemists? The only chemist round my way is only letting in one person at a time, always a huge fucking queue

coof coom coof coom, desu lads desu lads, onions onions onions coof coom onions onions?

Was thinking of boofing it if it gets bad

He's not right. Money dictates everything in society, if you have money you receive preferential treatment. In the big picture a life of an 82 year old is not worth as much as a life of a 22 year old. The economy = young people's jobs. You're robbing them by closing down.

Get the fuck off away over to outer/pol/ you hideous jf hacker cunt.

Ffs thats a very rabbical outlook

bins greggs ngubu THINGS simple as

Who's paying for the penisions? Young people. Who's paying for the shutdown - the borrowing and increased debt to keep them alive? Young people

Boots and big tescos do it too mate, its £16 a box but is on halfprice sale alot of the time

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Yas Forums's really outdone itself this time lads.

dunno what i would do if i were infected lads

Hello 2009, it's called fiat controls the populace and (((we can Zimbabwe it and there's nothing you can do about it because it's all relative to how shit the other fiat's and third world shitholes are doing.

Youre still equating loss of life with loss of shekels. You dont put money over the lives of your people.

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Im going to make it through this day without getting infected.

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Remember to no clap for RNHS because it’s....racist?

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wankers

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>brit/pol/ in a nutshell

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not taking the risk

>Boomers were the first generation subjected to no natural selection,
>What is the invention of agriculture
>What is the industrial revolution

Fucking Ben and Holly
Any parentfags here notice no matter what you put on kiketube for the kids, some nice wholesome Steve and Maggie say or some lovely and chill Curious George it ALWAYS plays fucking Ben And Holly or Peppa Pig straight after then stays on that
The same company make both shows too, its such obvious kikery for shekels

Lads, I'm out of bread and milk, and I want sandwiches and tea

Som lives are perhaps more equal to others

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GCHQ probably just told him to give up on that one

one more reason to glass sweden

kek
based & cringe.

Trip to iceland for some frozen greggs, then off to sainsburys for a bottle of tudor rose then put the dvd's on of ngubu's goals, proppa days entertainment, simple as

>exposed skin at cuff
Lad, I don't know how to tell you this...

Why are so many jonny furriners in brit/pol/ ree

Trouble is illegals will absolutely fuck you up in a situation like this. By definition they are an unknown, an invisible infection vector etc. Why strong borders used to be considered necessary for disease prevention.

damn 666

The frailty of globalism has been exposed by corona chan