What the fuck is this green shit?

AHHHHH special events thanks to the Corona virus I bought myself a mask when infections were below 20,000
>Pic related is me I am right wing and do not believe in degeneracy or pisslam.

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wtf

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Ok. Thanks for the tip.

Watching these idiots spamming coof is literally like being in an elementary school

This is the internet. Everyone is in elementary school.

coof coof, now you are infected too

hopefully, im not infected

Its just a flu

coof

*brrrrararraaaaapppp*
Oh now I’m coofing out my anus

>What the fuck is this green shit?
IT MEANS YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS

You must be new to internet

wear a mask

its coofing time

It's the site revealing who the glowniggers are in every thread.

No

Hmmm bros?

I have a CBRN Full Face MESTEL Safety SGE 400/3 Mask what do you fuckers think?

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Coof coof Coof coof

No school means the children are now here 24/7. Before this shit, we only had the retarded school-age posters here on nites and weekends.
And the kids think they're hot shit, ha. We're basically gonna be inundated with these retards until schools reopen.

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*brrereeereeewaawaRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

apwil fwools dayy

Finally the German treatment has been revealed.
Flatten the curve, gents.

April fool's should of came with a Nuclear warhead not this green shit on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum.

nigger

it's a social experiment thing easter egg for April Fools. by the end of the day everyone will be dead and temporarily banned or something

Hello little child. Is it FUN not having a strict bedtime? Spotting the children here is like spotting yids, shills and glowies. Personally, I'm not sure which is the worst.
Teenage dipshits on Yas Forums are the equivalent to a Yas Forums invasion.

Imagine being this new.

F in options field per reply makes cloverchan go bye bye.

Here you go piratebro

just fucking infect me

Only chads have the green glow

F in options field for immunity you fucking leaf!

I toldja they're easy to spot. They can't help but be retarded.
>inb4 i used the 'r' word

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GREENED

Not sure if the F works on multiple replies

its nothing.
>coof coof coof
>gasp
>wheeze
just a flu bro.
>coof

I don't feel very good user.

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Or for self-healing
I was almost green a few threads back.

its just the flu bro

I want to eternally rest along side the rest of humanity.

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You're not gonna make it

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God I wish that was me

Are you using an app or something? I use omnichan and i dont see that

it's literally explained in the FAQ

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>THIS THREAD IS UNDER MARTIAL LAW, JANNIES AND CHINAMEN WILL BE SHOT ON SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Welcome to niggertits, enjoy your stay

Today is pretty useless to be here. It’s a slide

Prelude to permaban. Yas Forums became too powerful. They want to cull us so every post is a shill post. Gotta control the narrative user.

No I use a phone that's a rip-off of oppo but called Opel, phone is slow as a fucking brick, shit must be made in Afghanistan or some shit

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