GLOWNIGGERS BTFO

Coof on me all you want. I'm immune to the chink virus.

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>Nords are immune.
Try it, you smelly Surströmmer.

Too much coofing

There is no cure. Only remain uninfected. Dont take the green bait.

Seems like it.

Niggers tongue my anus

>Everything's fine. I feel good
indeed

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RIP

WOPS BTFO

You have no power here.

Sick niggers.
We're gonna need another crusade before the day is over, fren.

i replied to all infected, and didnt get infected *coof*

Can i get infected by infected people replying to me?

Why do dumbasses keep replying to the glowniggers. You are infecting yourselves, why is nobody taking this seriously REEEEEEEE

LET ME IN

LET ME IIIIIINNNN

No only when you reply to greenfags

I'm inna woods before I increase my viral load.
I don't want my testicles to rot off.

You've got the symptoms bro.

indeed

*cough-cough* i'm fine guys

You are in! Welcome! Now ignore all infected both greenglow and glitched names

>LET ME IN
Sorry, I only have a limited supply of comfy.

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Bullshit, I got it from a green coofer replying to me

lurkeres are free to browse without a chance of getting the chink virus

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hi

Reporting from commiefornia. Everything’s fine here lads.

Coof coof

>healthy young shitposters get it
Nice try glownigger

>here
Let me book a plane ticket the first day quarantine's over.
I've kept a jar from Milan. You'll enjoy the jam.

You dumbass. You replied to him... now you got it too

MEGA GOOOF

my doubles will clear all infections

Welcome purefag. Stay safe!

Sure. My svperior nord genetic aura will instantly cleanse your jar.

Gladly

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Nah, I'm immune.

glowies finaly exposed

any minute now.

Trust me in half an hour you are gonna wish you hadnt.

shieeeet

You guys seriously think I don't wash my hands between every shitpost? Coofers btfo.

this is so spooky

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COOOOOOF!

Coronachan bless me with the coof

Agreed

COOF

Jew

give the coof plox

am i a nord if i´m not infected ?

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Im praying for you brother. But i fear the worst...

MOM, I LOVE YOU

The pure norwegian blood keeping us safe

HERD IMMUNITY

good

Dumbass took the bait. Another healthy brother fallen to the virus. The glowhordes are growing quickly...

How are you feeling, user?

germ theory is bullshit, you are gonna get it stop running away.

Gas greenfags when?

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*coofs behind you*
Nothing personnel kid

Splendid, thank you. I'm immune. How about you? You look a bit... moist.

Welcome to neighborhood my name is coofers... I didn’t mean to COOF up your party

Guys..... i think i am slowly getting- *COOOF COOF*... infected

I’m feeling a lil woozy with a slight coof thanks for asking fren

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I'm not gonna get it. Ive been posting non stop for 3 hours and still clean. You faggots fell for the bait thats it. The whole essence of this board is to not take the bait and reply but you faggots didnt listen. Now you are all gonna die. Cheers.

it encourages lurking i.e. staying inside

shit, user.

FUCK

>he took the bait
>he got infected
>you replied to him
embrace whats coming your way.

Checked

heh

you motherfucker

lets see

This can't be happening. S-superior... n-nord... genetics!

oh god

I promise i'm healthy

damn you

fucking loser

FUCK JANNIES

Back off you coofers

Ignore the cooofer bois. Thanks, Belgian OP.

Soon purefriend. Pol will be cleansed and only the clean will remain. If you listen closely, you can allready hear the sound of the green hoards coofing their requiem

i came here to tell you that homosexuality is gay

thanks for visitng my tedtalk

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am I infected?

how do you know if you are not infected?

Hey, I think I'm actually getting better.

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TRY
AS YOU MIGHT
MY CREME WILL PROTECT ME
TEAM CREME, REPORT IN!

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based pozzbro

UK safe & secure....

I-It's just a bug with your- my gpu drivers. Font is fucked up is all.

stick a qtip in your anus. if theres blood you're infected, if it's clean youre gay

Faggio

Is it true? This is my first post

I am starting to COOOF

Our blood is too strong for this virus! *coof*

coof.

You are clean as long as your name isnt glitching

Can't touch this.

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intensifies

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Hooray i am well

Get well soon anons

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Must be it. You look better already, too.

Is this the quarantine bunker thread? Who let all these infected near the bunker? I say we kill them before they come too close!

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ha ha, script go pfffffffffff

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Based wafelneef
Today is a good day to stick to lurking

You are welcome cleanfriend. Stay safe amd enjoy the show

I'm still good

Immunity bros

You're fine

This guy is very early stages

Join the green team frendo... soon your user name will have 12 monkey symbols around it... you caught the airborne aids, should’ve listened to

>literally have the coronavirus right now
>this april fools joke

No scripts friend. Just logical thinking. If you are here long enough you realise its a training camp for not taking bait. Today is the final exam. Some will graduate others will die.

We're gonna make it bros

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I somehow feel the urge to travel

Just doing my daily checkup to see that i'm clean

Stay safe cleanfriend. Have a great day watching the glowniggers burn!

Mark my worlds you’ll get coofed before this is over with with an a symptomatic user

hey~~~

Hello niggeroni, just testing

Looks good. I've heard Norwegians can't get it.

>88
HEIL

wft

Enjoy your permabans, Fat.

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Hey bro are safe

Nigger

>An̷onym̕ous

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yo how do i get infected?

Based

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Don't forget to come back tomorrow! *muffled coofing as you walk away*

>I've solved it!
Hehehe.
Good luck faggot.
You may think you're safe, but what if I go after you in the past?
You weren't always as prepared as you are now...

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See OP. Dont quote glowniggers or you will die.

This isn't a game, user. Practice e-social distancing.

You too
*coof*

I want to be the last not infected. Finally a good game on 4 chan, great.

and you replied to him you mong

yeah no i heard we're immune too but i've got social anxiety so i'll stay about a meter away from everyone cus of that

LA LA LA LALA LALA LA I SAID SUPERIOR NORD GENETICS.

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>I'd: IlLGoyww

Infected should unironically be permabanned for the keks

Test

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I got the bat lung pa.

It's exposing all the spamming immature shitposters

coof me harder

I thought you might get infected when POZ's respond to you too?

o ye

Test

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pic related boomer

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251365090
You're already infected.