/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2803 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

>youtube.com/watch?v=TltM74rNasM

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Hello friend

Isnt it curious how every time the cdc feels its funding threatened a new virus emerges.

sharing is caring

oh nononono

POLISH NUMBERS POSSIBLY MANIPULATED
lekarski.blog.polityka.pl/2020/03/30/juz-oficjalnie-wiemy-dlaczego-zgonow-jest-malo-pis-opublikowal-mechanizm-swojej-kreatywnej-statystyki-medycznej-wobec-covid-19-zwiezly-podrecznik-analizy-danych-epidemicznych-dla-niezorientowanych/
There are two possible ICD-10 codes for Coronavirus: U70.1 for confirmed cases and U70.2 for people who have the symptoms of covid but are still not tested or died without testing.
>Both U07.1 and U07.2 may be used for mortality coding as cause of death.
Polish guidelines are that only the U70.1 cases are counted for, and with the relatively low amount of testing done the numbers might be skewed.

I'm starting to lose it after self isolating for 2 weeks

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love being healthy both on the board and in real life

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Keep your distance to preserve our existence

Rolling for NYSE crash today. Also *coof* *coof*

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hey guys its pretty toxic in other threads so im gonna hang out here with you all

OP has immunity ?????

Imagine still having to bake these breads of shit

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Good thing I’m not infected

please infect gary

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>Japan is doing fuck all because it's just a flu

Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.

Why do doctors die from this? As in the healthy middle age doctors? Is it normal that the more you are exposed to a virus, the higher chance you have of dying?

I'm in Michigan. Shit is hitting the fan here. Once the nigger community near me gets it they'll spread it everywhere due to their nigger lifestyle.

HUU-COOF

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Everyone manipulates the data.

stay safe gary

P E E P
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gary boy, let me hug you

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Hell, yeah. coof Let's go to a Burger King and have a fast, coof am I right?

this aged well

AND A COOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!

>months on and it's still under 150k (the amount that die per day)
OMG SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN, PLEASE MR GOVT TAKE MY FREEDOM

The trigger word for the Gory bot is love.

Get out infected fag.

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What’s the vibe in Poland? I heard lots of UK Poles went home as they (as usual) believe Poland is going to handle it better.

The more (((bad thing))) in your system, the worse it is for you. That's just common sense.

>threads flying by
>numbers going up every thread
Fuckin rip humanity, it's been shit

Fed will go BRRRRRRR forever so that doesn't happen. Buy the dip now!

HERE WE GO AUSTRALIA

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NOT ANYMORE

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Gary is proof that this is a nothingburger. He is immune

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I'm scared.

Yes, high viral loads
This will take out a sizeable chunk out of the essential jobs population

Infectedlets

Oxidative stress combined with low hours of sleep.

mysteriously once the games were moved back a year, their cases have started to rapidly go up

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The infection isnt Corona chan. It must be cancer.

Also tfw you still have to keep going to work anyway and cant just work at home.

I knew I made this for a reason all those weeks ago. Couldn't be more useful at a time like this.

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Argiebaker is a glownigger here to spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, he is here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan and turned our board into doomer schizo central with his incessant MSM-tier panicposting which has made pol and all of you the joke of the internet

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,592 (4,056) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 72,383 (788) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Belgium 13,964 (828) Turkey 13,531 (214) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,387 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,591 (21) Australia 4,862 (21) Norway 4,695 (40) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Denmark 2,860 (90) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Romania 2,460 (85) Poland 2,347 (35) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Finland 1,446 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +62 (+3) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +575 (+13) Iran +2,988 (+138) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Austria +207 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Israel +233 (+1) Australia +99 (+1) Norway +54 (+1) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Romania +215 (+3) Poland +36 (+2) Philippines +227 (+8) Thailand +120 (+2) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Estonia +34 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +26 (+1) Senegal +15 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Belarus +11 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Pakistan +104 Finland +28 Slovenia +39 Hong Kong +50 New Zealand +61 Ukraine +24 Morocco +21 Lithuania +44 Armenia +39 Lebanon +16 Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 Latvia +48 Bulgaria +13 Slovakia +37…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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HEALTHYFAGS GET OOUUUTT

Poles literally shut down everything after 1st infection. They are handling it better than boris' /herd/.

BURN THE INFECTED!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Number of tests done by Spain daily?
dont see that data anywhere

HELLO
HELLO
HELLO

FOR THE HERD

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I'm keeping a close eye on Sweden, it wil be interesting to see if they blow up or not.

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USA is a shit hole country

Yes viral load on infection and multiple infections matter a lot

This is fun.
thanks moot.

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where are my herd bongs?

The less competent you are the more funding you get. Gotta let a few slip through to let the public know you're needed. CDC is probably rolling in dough right now.

Still not infected

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>m

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I'm cured!

>leave house
>go to jobsite
>go back home
>next day repeat
I know I'm going to catch this shit.
Hard lock down when?

I'll have some more of that

My fellow healthy persons, we just need love and we'll get through this.

imagine not being imune

*coof* h-hi

no, you are sadly still brazilian
I'm sorry

FUCK JOCOVIDIOT

No U

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Gary what is love?

>251361084
>HEALTHYFAGS GET OOUUUTT

see

i'm gonna coof

>made pol and all of you the joke of the internet

Implying we were a respected community in the first place.

Im no expert, just noticing a pattern i probably shouldnt.

WELCOME BACK AMERICA

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Gary please share the cure

>me healthily strolling through infected posts without a single coof

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You shouldn't trust spics anyway.

ass too small

Doctors and nurses must be scared to death right now.

but she the vector user...
also saved

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Give me a hug, user!

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You were saying?

He's infected now.

how long will the panic last?

when will people stop shaming for going outside and eating and stuff?

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are gary supporters the biggest fags in this tread ??

but i have asthma

this fucking guy

I'm in the same boat. Hopefully soon.

sauce

Is there any study that the virus doesn't actually die in the recovered ones, and can stay forever without a vaccine?

thank god i still have my health, that is everything that matters

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cannot wait until this faggot starts coofing

Just a flu bro

>Finland drunk again

Reminder: Don't reply to people who aren't infected. They can steal your infection.

It's getting worse, what do I do

Everyone who's still working and interacting with people should be
A one time infection is likely what causes all the mild cases that result in immunity (possibly temporary)
Getting exposed to the virus again and again is what's really damaging even if you manage to survive

>Hard lock down when?

exactly
fuuuccckkkk
SHUT IT DOWN !!!!!!!!

Let's go outside and celebrate that fact

Yes, I agree. When are you going?

When your state lifts the lockdown and everyone just thinks everything's back to normal like the sheep they are.

You're infected too.

Are you ok Gary?

Never
You're the freak now, normie

good call
*kisses you*

It's just a cold bro.

Just the right size. So as tits.

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>Imagine being infected LMAO

No, Gary is never okay.

I don't know how to break it to you bro...

my employer says it's slowly decreasing and everything will be fine in a month

Why would it matter? you have countless viruses inside you right now, it's the standard. Just look at the death rates

>251361581
nice try you disease vector

also if you make 100 posts or wait six hours as infected, you are banned permanently

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How about armpit licks instead?

OH NO!

user I...

Only niggers prefer big asses.
Nice ass > big ass

Thanks

This.

Our normal is yours now too.

LET'S GET SOME HERD IMMUNITY LADS

Do you want to die by drowning for 3 weeks or jump out a window. Your choice.

Checked

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tits are great, but why would you cosplay as 2butt without a huge brapper?

What level of infection?

BUT I MADE SURE NOT TO REPLY TO THE INFECTED
AHHHH

Dutch minister says we cannot test deceased who died before they could be performed. We will have to look at general death statistics once it's over to determine the real number of dead.

Also STAY AWAY FROM ME COOFERS!

helly b

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>america
>one size fits most

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Have a coofing (((you)))

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>251360997
>251361158

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392/
>patient has difficulty breathing
>no units responding

Coof

Uk, France , Germany dont reporte death out hospitals.
Spain and Italy yes.

That why their numbers are highers.

The true in the others is far worse

So how long until everyone is infected? Four hours? Five hours?

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theres a webm of a bitch with a HUMONGOUS toilet cosplaying as 2butt but i dont have it saved
hopefully someone provides

*cough*

Test

Get ready for the million!

>251361944

>1PBTID

ALL READY INFECTED TO SHIT, HOW R U SO BAD AT THIS ?

Yes!

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When will we know for sure that nCov has the dreaded ADE?

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COOF coof

>

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Good luck and goodbye !

Will she be okiedokie?

I don't think this virus exists at all.

Your infection transfers over from thread to thread and board to board.

someone post the pastebin for cvg please i wanna coofm

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Im about to sleep so ill wake up banned. That's a good thing, I can finally go outside without this site

funny on several different levels

>too late

Still more threads than strains. Check em.

COOF
COOF COOF
COOF COOF COOF

Well, we have to shut down everything because our healthcare system is complete trash. If corona affects us at the same level as it hit e.g. Germany, we will be completely done... Some of our hospitals are already becoming small clusters and we lack protective equipment (recently Poland received a big package from China, but we know its quality can be poor).

Additionally, we are doing like up to 5k tests per week? Considering that the community spread could occur before 1st case (a lot of Poles travel to Italy for a break), this place could potentially become the next Italy in the future.

What is going on?

You ded now

stop coughing

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I could smell my balls.

POST YOUR FACE WHEN LAUGHING AT INFECTED ANONS

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NOOO NOT MY CHURCHERINOOOS :((((

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Thaaaanks

Someone finally answered. Didn't mention age so unsure.