WARNING TO ALL "INFECTED" USERS.
Insider user here. The infection on Yas Forums is actually linked to you're infection status IRL with covid19. The world governments have a database of all infectious people and are now sharing it with each other. The mods tapped into that database and if your IP matches the IP of a covid19 infected person then you get infected here. Please seek help at your nearest hospital if it shows you are infected. This is not a joke
nigger
This is absolutely correct
OHHHHHHH FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!! YOU BETTER GET READY TO WAGE SLAVE FOR FREEE OP, HAHAHAHAHA. I GOT ANOTHER MESS FOR YOU TONIGHT. THOSE WEEK OLD MCCHIKENS ARE RIPPPING THROUGH MY COLON AT LIGHT SPEED *GURRGLLGLLGLLLLL* OHHHHHHHHHH, MY ANUS IS ERUPTING LIKE MOUNT ST. HELENS. PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT, BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP "drip" OOHHHH MYYY FUUUCCKINGGG GODDDDD. ITS LIKE HOT LIQUID MAGMA, AHHHHHHH MY CHOCOLATE STAR FISH!!!!!!GET THE MOP OP.TIME TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING RANCID, PUTRID SHIT FOR FREE NIGGER HAHAHAHAHA. I FUCKING LOVE CAPATALISM!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK:
Kikes
Niggers
Bugman
Kikes
Jannies
QANON
Suck my dick OP, that shit wont clean its fucking self.
>STILL NOT INFECTED FAGGOTS, KEK
>airplane modes
Oh look not infected anymore
COOOF
Dont coof on me
keep up your social distancing user. you're doing great!
*coof coof*
CHECKEM
OP is a faggot
Lol how would they know that
THITH ITHNT TRUE ITH IT
This guy, actually.
*quick test*
Can confirm.
Holy shit I've been infected *cough*
nooooooo
Please Coof on me
*Cooooooof*
checked
oh no
Kek
heck
How the hell you get infected
Wohoo lol suck shit breeders
i dont have the real virus, its just allergies
*coof coof*
Guess I'm not
Ugh, I'm glad I'm not infected yet
Test 1..2..3.?
im i infected?
Is this bullshit? Purely posting to see if I'm green or not.
BASED
AND
SHITPILLED
EPIDEMIC
DESTROYED
I wanna die
Food~
Just the flu
Nothing is real
Could have used this to spot shills but people wanted to coof, welp, mby next year
based coof coof
*coof*
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>Anonymous (ID: GGRiZuD6) 04/01/20(Wed)06:33:10 No.25136
congrats on not having covid19! *coof coof*. i hope you all stay safe in the future
Am i fucked my fellow bros? My country already is going to shit, i can't be infected, I CAN'T!!!!!
Ok lets see about me.
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING
spooky
unfortunately brazi has not shared its info yet so you can't rely on 4chans infection status. stay safe out there bro
Am i infected?
hope iam ok
I dont know if I am infected yet
just checking
You can't spread it when you've already been quarantined you dumb fucks. What the fuck do you think the biohazard symbol means?
hehehe
coof coof
Anons, give me the coof. I want it inside me.
Good to not be infected these days.
Am I sick
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sniff* *sniff* *coooooooooof*
I am coofing for weeks but nothing shows.
>weak barely glowing faggot thinks he knows how the virus works
kek level up and get back to us, nigger
COOF ON ME
*cOoOoOoOoF*
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Coofed by the captcha.
asdfgh
*Coof* *coof* I don't feel so good bros...
Oh heck good thing I'm not.
I I’m scared
hi what's going on in this thread?
It's just the flu bro.
I'll never get sick
You just got sick.
noooooooooooo you should have stayed inside user. cut down in the prime of life. remember to write out your last will and testament before you go.
What
lol
test *coof coof*
roll
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
coof coof, huckkkk, coof cooof its just hayfever guys
PLEASE DONT BE REAL IM FREAKING OUT AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
All I wanted was to COOF.
Walk into a B.A.R
Good thing you are such an informed person
and checked to you too.
I feel fine.
kek
bad jok
Why are you green??