/CIT/ COOF INFECTION GENERAL /CIF/

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what we know
>It spreads through replies
>Old posts don't change, it progresses through new posts
>Your name tag changes before the glow begins, many anons don't know this and are spreading the infection without knowing it
>It will end today, it's an April fools joke
>It's cross-board, your infection shows in other boards
>it takes 10 posts to show symptoms
>might get permaban if your infection severity gets too high.
>/b has critical level infection, might be patient zero

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coof

Czech user claimed that not replying to infected posters might be enough of a quarantine. we need to test that, also we know there is a cure, a mexican got cured from mild symptoms.

We can confirm this was /b patient zero
Rip in peace

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Uninfected polish user from last thread here. Going to get to 10 post to see if i get any symptoms.

I'd also like to mention that i had to clear cookies because captcha didn't work. It may cure the virus, but im not sure.

test

Is this where we go to get pozzed?

>251358511
godspeed user, you might not be infected yet, if we are right here we might have found something interesting

now try to level down the shitposting aussie, look for a cure, who knows if this is an april fools or if it's going to stay

Another test. It is quite difficult to post because of captcha though.

godspeed poland, once again the savior of humanity

test

nicew

Well it's more entertaining than last years desu

FUCKING
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGHJEHGGTG

Testing, testing. Everything seems to be in order.

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What if I do reply? Do I get it? I need 10 moar posts

It actually may be benefical that you coofed on me because i'll be able to test if deleting cookies cures the virus.

Now, i only need a few more posts.

>251357351
I've been coofed on both /k/ and Yas Forums 100 times, only replying to infected posters infects you. Replies FROM infected posters do not.

Oh fuck I just killed myself

test

>251363320
RIP

Well, I guess nows a good chance to test how long it takes for symptoms to appear

Two posts after contact I'm still clean, other anons sayou it takes 10 posts to see symptoms let's test this theory

Three posts still clean

Go ahead, coof on me. I ain't scared.

*coof*

Oh fuck

coofers rise up

It's okay brother. We will survive together.

immunity test

Contact of contact test

I'm still safe, right?

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test

if you dont reply you dont get infected, we are testing this method right now

replying to that aussie might have gotten you fucked.

are you showing symptoms?

10th post, now we'll see if anything happens.

Well, well, well.

yep, sorry for your loss user. that 10th post comfirms the rule.

Not all hope is lost yet. I'll delete the cookies in my browser and check if it cures it.

testing it too

fuck

Done. Now, we'll see if it cures it or not. If it does, it would be the easiest and the fastest way to cure it.

I blame the Jews

Nope, he's still infected.
RIP Poland.

big if true

Well, looks like it doesn't work. Godspeed anons.

coof

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Based coofer

oh shit

its spreading

i dont wanna be infected

seems that not replying is the method.

try to not reply to anyone, might get you quarantined.

>251363245
shoot yourself before it spreads

>not replying is the method
based gook moot BTFOing dumb replyfags

I WANT TO COOOF

poz me green daddies

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How do we know it causes perma ban?

No plz Jesus

can it be healed?