ALL NON INFECTED MEGATHREAD

I’m immune I get iPhones are master race

Guy's, test me. Am i infected?

Hi guys, just got here. Been shooping then a walk in the threads, and some shitposting (got stocked up on tp early). Phew. Im pretty hot. Gonna just get a cup of chinese teasoup.

BUMP for SAFE HAVEN

Niggers tongue my anus

I just punctured all your hazmat suits

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you will be dead in less than 6 hours fren

Test says negative. (Very generously supplied by those based Chinese anons). Youre good bro. Its probably nothing anyway. Carry on as normal, only health workers matter.

Really?

my superior race makes me immune to your inferior viruses.

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One of the funniest happenings on the entire site and you can't tell anyone about it because it's so offensive to "normal" people. What is wrong with this timeline?

That's great news, thank you.

THIS IS A REPEAT WARNING DO NOT RESPOND TO INFECTED

Hello

this is fine

testing

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EPIDMEOLOGISTS PREDICT THE FOLLOWING:
ONE A FLAT CURVE WHICH CAN BE DONE BY NOT REPLYING AT ALL TO INFECTOIDS
TWO A SHARP INCREASE BY REPLYING TO ALL
GODSPEED TO ALL NON INFECTED ANONS

nah yer fine

user i...

Ummm user, what's that smudge on your name?

Disease free btch

Oh, user before you go....just something has come up on the system....can you just step into this cage...my system is telling me something about "posts" or something....anyway, we need to chip you before you can go, so that we know exactly where you are at all times and exactly what you are thinking and we can alter those thoughts. Its just standard, nothing to concern yourself about.

only whites are immune

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Joke's on you. I wasn't wearing anything underneath.

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Haven't seen a single infected Australian.
Australians are immune.

Maybe if I change my name I won't be sick anymore.

Achoo achooo flu train coming thru

its a nothingburger

Maybe the virus was the way we made along the reich.

Try it. You'll like it!

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Can I come in Amerikun?

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I just want to fuck my wife but she’s being a bitch pretending she needs sleep.

Good, I must just have been working too hard, I might just have a small lie down.

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First time I’ve ever felt racial solidarity with you pieces of shit.

I have a great immune system.

Based tranny.

All inflected fags shall get shot

You're infected now laddy

I'm o-one of you b-bros ah h-ha *coof* it's just a cold bro

Never knew how many shitskins posted here

Hey I am uninfected.Lets celebrate with my hand-rolled samosas.

Aaaand there it goes again

Doesn't matter, it's just a flu, you'll be fine in day, just drink some tea, no idea what's all the wuss is about

OOOFF

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Fuck, I love pozzing you neggers.

oh shit im gonna cooooooff!!

Hey :)

You're all bunch of childish fucking faggots. Thanks for shitting up the board. I hope you all die from coronavirus!

Not necessary, I'm fine, seriously and the test proved it first time.

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i'd like to seek refuge

test

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She never tries that shit with me. We talk about it though. It makes us both laugh.

Let me in coooofers are after me

Not pozzed