/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2801 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Is Gary a VPN fag? Why is he immune?

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FOR THE HERD

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twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

>tfw too based to be sick

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fuck off sickfags

Ayo hol up

Come on come on MOAR

COOF ON ME!

FUCKINGCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUGHUIDGHHGEGG

Proof that infected are spreading it through the sewers?

Did I put this on correctly?

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disease
this

IT"S JUST A FLU

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>MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: SUSPECTED.
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MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
>ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: SUSPECTED.

POSSIBLE VACCINE: pastebin.com/Y4wD50D1

NEWS:

In a (no-reply) thread with the World Hentai Organization, a commenter asked the WHO how /tg/ has done so far in containing the outbreak, with the board seeking to halt the spread of the infection with paladins (71735705). The moderator answered "well, we have already talked about Yas Forums". The thread was deleted shortly afterwards.

Source: youtu.be/UlCYFh8U2xM?t=78 .

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Don't worry brother the plague will be with you.

Woah whats going on with our glorious board my fellow right win kekistani?

why r u up Gary?

Little bitch

Reply to this post or your mother gets corona today

The fuck is this? What did I miss since yesterday?

What is going on in Israel?

Was it the South Koreans?

Any current graphs?

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coof on him

april fools was worse than expected this year

hold still

>shids and fards

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Don't get sick anons

cough. Go to /lgbt/ and spread it further

cannot get me stay mad

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>another 123 dead waffles
a good start to the morning

hey is the banning thing real? that would be so funny haha!!

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for how long, bro?

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Bros what's going on?

Where are the autists?

glory, not that gypsie subhumans can compute that concept
*ACHOOO

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST

@251353492
yes the banning thing is real

You're safe with us, /cvg/ monkey.

He’s keeping the vaccine for himself

ok,spread it wisely
the mods apparently decided to add this feature. I think it'll go away soon

AAAAAACHO

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>tfw everyone is panicking and no one is posting normally anymore

This is a nothingburger, you should all pretend nothing is happening

thank god i bought a pack of chinese air filters last week

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,592 (4,056) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Belgium 13,964 (828) Turkey 13,531 (214) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,366 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,591 (21) Australia 4,862 (21) Norway 4,651 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Denmark 2,860 (90) Russia 2,777 (24) Chile 2,738 (12) Poland 2,347 (35) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (85) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +62 (+3) China +36 (+7) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Austria +186 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Israel +233 (+1) Australia +99 (+1) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Poland +36 (+2) Philippines +227 (+8) Romania (+3) Thailand +120 (+2) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +26 (+1) Senegal (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Norway +10 Pakistan +104 Estonia +34 Hong Kong +50 New Zealand +61 Ukraine +24 Morocco +21 Lithuania +44 Armenia +39 Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 Latvia +48 Bulgaria +13 Taiwan +7 Kuwait +28 Cameroon +30 Oman +18 Afghanistan +22 Uzbekistan +1 Faeroe Islands +4 Belarus +11…

>FULL LISTS
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Kinda wanna get banned so I can just go to bed

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You can reply as long as you're hazmatposting

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Gary is Kek incarnate and will defeat Corona-chan for our sake.

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Why are some posts green?

Whats with these posts??? someone explain!!!

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Lmao rip

What the hell is going on here.

just a flu m8

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Banned for coof

ниггepз тaнг мoyю жoпy

COOF COOF

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Poor unfortunate soul. God have mercy.

@ 251353256
>World Hentai Organization
kek

@ 251353337
RIP user. It spreads when you give (you)s

The CIA is here on full force.

Gib mommy

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OH NONONONO NO NONONO

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This virus is literally nothing, there's no drawback to getting infected.

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They are team mint

Kys

CORONA VIRUS HAS INFECTED THE SITE M8, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>space between just in case
kek

Ne debile

# 251353683

it's just as kojimbozo predicted

This is nothing, please take care of yourself and keep lurking, dont post or reply to anyone.

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Imagine being infected

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How long until China succumbs and is forced to reveal how many cases there really are?

>1
POZZ ME DADDY

How does this new green colour hue thing work? I haven’t been on since last night and suddenly the board has completely changed lol

be gone green freaks

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Fuck you infected niggers die and root in hell! I'm immune

It will go away in two weeks

Corona virus is fake guys, just the flu bros

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Get internet AIDS Gary

cough

what is this green post thing

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don't you dare talk to Gary like that

Coof yourself bitch, i am immune

FUCKJING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUFURHRG

Right after they say what happened on Tiananmen

Please fellow user dont post or reply to anyone

Are we infected lads?

NOOOO DON'T INFECT ME

I just woke up and what the fuck.

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yeah, it's funny, cause you already are. Notice little point above y in your name?

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clean rhymes with green

Okay I'm bored of this now

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coofin

Infect me please

Nothing burger test

Fududvdgdjsjs cooofofofoofofofofofofofffofofofofofof *hocks up wad of flem and spits at (you)*

Please, coof me, I need the coofs, I want to become pure green race

lets try this one more time

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@ 251353780
@ 251354023
@ 251354338
Don't give (you)s. Keep your social distancing. Flatten the curve.

yall got the germ

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@251354347
"No"