Ok guys

Ha ha, get fucked infected retard.

Heh heh

Your posts become green
So far the virus is just getting to know us
No need to panic

I’ll have to check you for fever. Take down your pants.

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well my jog this morning was a little harder than usual.. but it's probably only because i skipped a few days.

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*coof* not anymore *coooooof*

Wow rude

You'll never get me faggots

Lol my name became Turkish

That sign is like, really intolerant and tottaly unfair my fellow european

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We're all going to be fine. :)

Still immune faggots its our superiour genetics.

Comfy af

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i feel fine

mmm

Hello
My mom is Slav
That counts, right?

h̷̤͍͓͇̯͔͋̊̓̕̕̚-̷͈̙̓̊̕͘ḧ̴̡̥̯̙̠́͗e̶͚̝̠̘͇͊ỳ̶̭̕ ̵̢̖͎͍̑͋̔̕g̵̖̿̑͂̍͝ư̷͎̠͕̇̈ÿ̴̘͕̙̟͚̼̿̑ş̷̧̛͙̯͕͉͆̂̉̄̚ ̶͓̥̩͓̙̊͊̂͠͠ĉ̶̫̯̬͚̉ā̵̞̝̱̔̇n̸̡̮̮̩͖̏̈́ ̶̮̦̓́̂͘͝Į̶̼͔̞͎̏̀̋͝ͅ ̸̢̮̯̥̣̭̇́͑͝j̸̤̥̖̉̍̀̕̚o̸̜̝̎̓̈́̓͊i̶̖̮̦͋n̴̨̮̝̣̄̌͒̈ ̵̫̤̤͌̂͒͠ẗ̸̗̈̓́̈o̶̱̳̳̜̿͌o̸͚̭͕̽̌͝?̷̗̙̳͌͂͑̒͠͝ͅ

is it really safe here?

>pole

oh no I'm going to coof

am i allow in?

Yes
Just don’t reply to greenies

Im out of spaghetti
Can I have yours?

trust me, I'm completely clean

GLOWNIGGERS GET THE FUCK INSIDE HERE

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i feel safe

Thanks for making this bunker OP you're a real life save *coof*

GET OUT FUCKING GLOWNIGGERS

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I'm not coofing yet

Wait 14 days or something

>Be me
>Never washed hands in life
>Eats soup with dead rats in them
>Eats aborted fetus BBQ
>Eat bat soup every day
>No corona detected
>Be burger
>Wash hands
>Cooks food till rubber
>Gets corona

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Thank you friend, may God bless you and Protect you..
Now that we are all here, I Would like to discuss Labor Based Currency, and Caste Systems.. IS that ok with you Fren?

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I'm not infected and you can't make me infected.

Coof!

There's quite a risk that i'd also be right if i were to type
>pole
back at you kek

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it's a nothingburger, literally just the flu and not known to be transmissible human to human

Proofs?

how does one get infected desu

*coof*

Ok

Feels good to be pure.

Checkem

Nicht krank. Wir sind die übermensch

Based poltard

so there's this new virus about
scary stuff, huh? stay safe

I Heard humor cures the virus

Ayyy lmao

This isn’t gay enough

Test

Can someone give me a QRD on this new virus?

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>tfw still pure
do not corrupt me

hey

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When will WHO declare it as a pandemy?

I'm a survivor. No folders allowed

Uh...

This seems like a good system. Does it allow flexibility to accomidate those 3 standard deviations from the norm of their caste?

Round all these infected niggers up they don’t belong here

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Coofers*

AAAAAAAA, he cooofed on me!!!!! Get him boys, we can't let this spread!

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I hope Abdullah culturally enriches your asshole Nordcuck

Social distancing brothers!

Hi

C
O
O
F

Am I infect

I'm with your Norway bro

Only reddit spacing

will save us!

Thanks for the coof, bro!

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based as fuck

What is this gay shit?

rude

infection test

*crosses fingers*

Great

*coof coof*

The Infected can do one

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is it now

Poop

Safe

Fuck all of you faggots.

*coof*

Pole kike never skips a beat.

*coof*

󠛡 󠛡 ▲
▲ ▲

Feels good to be healthy. Only cucks die from such a shitty virus. It was made in China so it won't last long.

fantastic social experiment in my opinion, by the end of today the whole board will be green because most user's can't help themselves to distribute (you)'s when they are triggered

*dabs in clean*

Finally. A thread for clean anons

deal

And fuck you guys too.

Me, too, fellow immunist

hey everyone

Checking

lol everyone in america is gonna die

I wouldnt lie to a fellow germanic race

I’m totally cool fren

Hello.

I need...tp...just a scrap to deal with this...*cough*...please

Who is this Mr.Coof everyone keeps talking about?

Sure.. when we launch the nukes the whole world will die. You cant take us out without taking yourselves out.

Lol.

>imagine being infected

But Slavs are immune

thanks fren

we’re all gonna make it, right?

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Worst April Fool's Day in Yas Forums history.

I'm feeling fine *COOF* let me stay with you guys it's just a cold *COOF*

Coof?

Fellow non-infected here.

I'll coof back if you want it. :^)

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You're just mad you aren't infected

to much green in here. need a new bunker

You say that every year

you seem like a sad person. Who coofed on you when you were a child?

nobody needs to make an effort in taking you out, you're doing that just fine yourselves

What movie are watching boyos?

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Don't touch me motherfucker

You're all bunch of childish faggots. Thanks for shitting up the board. I hope you all die from coronavirus!

Why has the COOF rate decreased to only 1500 in the last hour down from 6800 new coofers?

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Ubermensch phoneposter at break at work reporting in. Try to infect me you useless fags working worthless unneeded jobs to maintain society.

oh the joke is still building, once the infection reaches critical mass then the fun is really going to start

Finally fellow uninfected.

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Co0fpilled

Immunefag here. How do I get glow?

Thanks for the coof. As promised, here's a coof back.

*coof*

>Poland
>European
Not just embracing based Sarmatism.

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so far so good bros

Boo boo no fun on April Fool's allowed.

Reporting

It's just allergies guys, I'm ok.

Get coofed on

*coof coof*

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for containment reasons this thread must be burried. every one with a turk letter or sign in his name tag is infected.

gott mit uns anons. its for the greater good of the site.

>the board was coofed from the start

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WE NEED MORE ENERGY

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you were already infected when you made the thread, faggot.

Soon you will notice changes in your user tag then the COOF begins and there is nothing you can do about it

Tfw /healthy/

*coof*