BEING INFECTED IS A TRAP

AFTER 6 HOURS OR 100 POSTS AS AN INFECTED YOU "DIE" i.e. RECIEVE A PERMANENT BAN
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH INFECTED POSTERS, REPLY TO INFECTED THREADS, AND LIMIT EXPOSURE TO (You)S FROM INFECTED INDIVIDUALS

STAY SAFE AND GODSPEED BROS

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I don't feel so good

Bad goy

AHHH-AHHH-CH(YOU)!!!

You cannot die from a literal fake pandemic. The economy dies, not you.

i think i am infected guys

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*coof* *coof* Don’t worry guys. My throat is just a little dry. I’m fine.

The pollen is making me weezy

It's just *cough* *cough* the flu *splutter* bro

i´m fine you guys

test

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Can we eradicate the pozzed?

Ahch(you)

You look fine bro.

COOFCoOfC0of

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Spread the wealth bros. Get that green.

post proof that you get permabanned please or your information is as good as your ability to meme.

Hmmmmmmmmm

If you die in the game do you die irl?

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*bites lip*
A-user! Make me green! I-I want your green seed in my ass so bad user, f-fuck I can feel you INFECTING me! Yes! Be rough, give me that green virile seed from those fat infected balls of yours, pound me until I’m nothing but your green SLUT!

tea boy

I’m not

>AFTER 6 HOURS

It hasn't even been six hours since this shit started you fucking nigger

Who are you trying to fool?

The first wave of bans will be happening soon retard

Nigger.
*COOF COOF

COOOF NOOO COOF COOF

*coof* *coof* we’re gonna make it user *hack*
Don’t worry
>dies

Oh God why, I truly thought this place was safe, does anyone know which board it originally came from?

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Gay

coof

Check the numbers, they are decreasing - refresh the main and keep an eye on the numbers.

Do not respond to greens and you will be fine.

Yas Forums

You mean I can be free of this shithole? Sign me the fuck up.

Join us OP

OOOHH NOOOO. I've never felt less banned than this.

Ok.

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The clock is ticking, but it's going down... when the infections reach zero there will be a happening.

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FUCK

Thanks bro. You're a "lifesaver." ROFL

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fuck niggers

It's happening, and we only have under 1500 seconds before it happens.

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Posting in a pozzed thread

FOR SCIENCE ONLY
DO NOT NAMEFAG

It's from whenever you get the biohazard symbol

Stay safe user.

name doesn't work when infected

This could theoretically kill the entire board
I’d be the last one.
I could do this
I get to be on top for once

then you die when you run out of peanut butter, rice, nuts, and beans

no me

Huehuehue

test

Mods please sticky this

I don't believe you. I feel fine.

I only posted once to a non glowy infectoid

just a cold bro

COOFS

As my death grows closer, my power grows stronger. I fear nothing, not even perma ban

not really

...

you mad healthy boy? dem covid receptors in every bitch sails nigga

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The infection is closing in boys, we gotta move outta here!

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Aw shit

I don’t care, I want to get out of here forever I’m bugchasing

Super cooooof for OP.

coof on me

*Coof Coof*
Just a little cough. Think I will go to work today. Besides i get no sick pay because i work for a small business. Boy, aint capitalism great!

You aren't completely pozzed yet. There's still a chance for you to live. The rest of us based kings who got too many (You)s... we're not going to make it...

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I bet /lgbt/ is just a sea of green right now

False. You have to remember we're all here forever.

Duck tape

*COUGH* FUCK YOUR SUITS *COUGH*

Fuck you glowies

IN TWO MINUTES WE FIND OUT IF OP IS A FAG

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Onions basedboy onions based basedboy

u think u eva gonna satsify yo bitch the way i can nigga? she takin that bcc i guarantee it

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>251348983
I doubt this is true but I would be funny if it was. Reminder that your cannother be infected unless YOU respond to infected posters. Use greentext to maintain safe social distancing.

come here you guys

Ban me from containment so I can go fuck with irl containment.

Set me free

If I just dont post I wont be infected. Good time to quit Yas Forums and move on the a better and less toxic website.

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lol no one is getting banned
see?

test

The infection is confirmed to have originated in /lgbt/. It’s time we finally purge those degenerate abominations from the Earth.

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Pretty sure I’m immune. I shall rebuild after Yas Forums falls to ruin.

WELL? OP? ITS BEEN TWO MINUTES!

cooofers fear no mods

This would actually be very funny and free me from this hell.

h-help me

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>
Based safety protocol user, safe day ahead!

Its a nothingburger
Or do you personaly know someone who is infected and b&?
No? I guessed so. They are all shills.

Das rite

just use gloves, this faggy virus doesnt scare me...

Jokes on you, if I get infected in Yas Forums I will be inmune irl

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h-help me h-help me !!

Bang

Coof coof

Fake and gay. Infected masterrace

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I got about 50 posts left in me

cases in the past hour are dropping, okay wtf guys I thought OP was just joking