/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2800 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 861,115 (+2,795) ► Died: 42,385 (+83) ► (Reset: -16:54:41)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
pastebin.com/Y4wD50D1

France doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
archive.is/sQLRT

Trump: If we did nothing, you would have death all over
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
archive.is/0dWd5

>RESEARCH
29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

28 year old doctor dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/7VOw4

First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
archive.is/t0VOq

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
archive.is/bB3xO

Survivors will be exhausted for six months
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
narchive.is/Lb6ry

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
09:03: 149 new cases and 21 new deaths in Indonesia.
08:51: 55 new cases and 4 new deaths in Norway.
08:47: 446 new cases in Austria.
08:46: 440 new cases and 7 new deaths in Russia.
08:34: 328 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Czech Republic.
08:30: 227 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Philippines.

>SOURCES
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n͎͍̮̟͕̱A̓̏̌͟A̭̳͓̬͌͂̎͊ ͓͉̦̙͈͇̀̓̽̾ͯ̂Ạ̺̀̚a͑̋ͯ̔̍ͦ̔A̶̳͉̺ṙ̔͋̆ ̺͈̞̤̩̆ͨ͆ͮ̑b̧̄ͩ̒̀̍r̿̑ͫ͆̉̌̓ồ̆A̐͑ͧ̍́͜

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sneed

*coof

BASED

Gary
>Dead: 42,409
lol, still only 42,409.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,409? Four days? Five days?

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Die Gary.

I'm fine guys *ceff*

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*COOOOOF*

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Don’t trust the numbers.
The numbers don’t reflect the truth

How has Gary not been infected?

If am fat and have it should I go postal

Latest prediction files still tracking?

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is it true this virus only infects degenerates?

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my favorite color is green

...

Fuck Gary you’re immune!!

If you want to stay safe; Do not reply to glowniggers or people with irregular characters in their name (important!). Coofers replying to you does not spread it. Posting next to coofers does not spread it
Stop giving (you)'s and you will be safe.

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stop coofing on me

LEAVE HIM ALONE

woah user are you ok??

COOF

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b-but your HERD IMMUNITY

admit it, you want the *COOOF*

AA͛̍̓Aͤ́Á̹̜̀AA C͓͔̺̆ͪO̙̼̥̥̝ͪ̆ͪͣO̡̼̺F̿ͩ̀̎̓ͨ̒

>my governor is a nothingburger poster
wtf

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All infected are massive faggots

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Reminder argiebaker is a glownigger being paid to be here and spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, he is here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan and turned our board into doomer schizo central with his incessant MSM-tier panicposting which has made Yas Forums and all of you the joke of the internet

Gary and Bill Mitchell will be the only ones left

Gay

Sorry COOF bro

Guys, it's fine. The infection is not too bad.

OH, GOD, I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOF

Go actually lab some Narmaya combos when you get banned, infectfag

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Still accelerating

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HOPE THE CLINTON NUMBER GOES UP! KILL 'EM CORONA!

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argie OP is healthy, there is nothing to worry

Dear retarded coofers: Your (you)'s do not spread coronachan. I have to reply to you and I'm not doing that.

I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
Who's got the COOF? I Do! I DO!
WHO wants the COOF? I DO! I DO!

youtube.com/watch?v=J2Ibp5QRlJ0

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How many deaths so far today?

Naked corona chan of immunity

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DON’T CALL IT SARSCHN4 THATS RACIST!!!
CALL IT COOFID19 #COOFID19

seems so, 200,000 by mid may but who knows if any of the shit reported is accurate at this point. I wouldn't trust the WHO to cook me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Infect me so i can infect argieglowie baker

Gary is the key to all of this

>being clean
cringe

COOF

I AM IMMUNE

I love you Gary!

Not even 1k deaths in Germany despite having lotsa infections.

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looks like my chad immune system can take it

yesterday was way above previous peak lets see what happens with spain today

Fuck you 4chinz, I washed my hands as they told me

Based immune argiebro

>tfw immune

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All infected are massive faggots

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1 million before Friday
Bet ya $50

COOF TIME

>mfw not infected
this little green virus is a nothing burger

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It's infecting even our board

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>251349680 (You)

too many.

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Enjoy my CoronAIDS.

over six milion

It originated on Yas Forums, so it should be called COVIDYA-19

Yes.

I finger myself in the shower sometimes. Am I a faggot?

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@251349630
That's because he doesn't reply to anyone. He glows in the dark. Why do you think he makes these threads 24/7?

Over 5000.

162 since BNO reset

user, I...

What about the 20 post asymptomatic period ;^)

How can Gary be immune? Fug

I WILL BE THE LAST REMAINING PERSON ON Yas Forums BY THE END

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coof coof

Based and Herdpilled

(you) need a quarantene

>Being infected
Fuck off, chink

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That seems contradictory, but if it works, it works

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,592 (4,056) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,366 (128) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,591 (21) Australia 4,862 (21) Norway 4,651 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,330 (32) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Russia 2,777 (24) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Poland 2,347 (35) Philippines 2,311 (96) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (85) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) Indonesia 1,677 (157) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +62 (+3) China +36 (+7) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Israel +233 (+1) Australia +99 (+1) Czech Republic +22 (+1) Russia +440 (+7) Poland +36 (+2) Philippines +227 (+8) Romania (+3) Thailand +120 (+2) Indonesia +149 (+21) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +26 (+1) Senegal (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Bangladesh +3 (+1) Austria +186 Norway +10 Pakistan +104 New Zealand +61 Ukraine +24 Morocco +21 Lithuania +44 Armenia +39 Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 Latvia +48 Bulgaria +13 Taiwan +7 Cameroon +30 Oman +18 Afghanistan +22 Uzbekistan +1 Faeroe Islands +4 Belarus +11 Channel Islands +18 Mauritius +4 Venezuela +8 Nigeria +4 Palestine +15…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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What is this infected thing about? cringe

A̷̡̢̛͍̠̱̦͇͎̙̹͎̳̬̭̓͆͜͝A̷̛̛͉̜̞̘̞͎̺͎͇̐̎͑͊̎́̀͑́̊̃̍̋̊̒̄͌̚̕͠Ã̷̛̺͖̱̤̟͎̝̮̝̯̖͚͓̪̦̃̓͆͋̿̈́̍̌̾́͊͑͐͗̈́̈͆͆͛̌͜͝ͅĀ̶̛̛̘͎̞̣͇̼͎̼͉̆͐̉̑̍̆̈́̑͛̒͆̍̎͗̍̆̀̌̃̋̄͑̏͜A̵̛̗͍̺͙̙̞̘̓̑̀͋̄͛̌̒͌͐͆̊̔̿̚̚̚͝A̵̢̡͖̮̱̰̺̘̼͍͚͎͙͈̦̋́̆̒Ą̸̤̥͚͍̦̗͖̌̌̑̑̈̓̉̓͌͋̈́̊̓̈́͗̀̑̇̀̓̊̒̍̆͊͝Ǎ̴̢̢̖̬̘͕̳͎̭̭̹̟̱̭̫͖͎͍̥̥̑̀̇̋̇̀́́̈̋̀͆̕̚͘̕͜ͅȀ̵̢̻̳͉̳̔̔́̈̒̋͛̔̏̐̈́͒͂̀̒͌̏̚̚͜͝͠͝A̸̧̜̟̟̮͓̘͍̤̦̪͎̮̙͇͔͊̐̔̌͛̃̃̐̄͘͝A̷̡̡̛̞̝̞͖͕̮̱̮͙̣͕͉̟̠̣̣̯̣̭̓̐́̿̊͌̆̉̃̑̀̔͋̌͗̌̇̇̉̒̌̀̂͜͜͝ͅͅͅẢ̶̛͖̣͎̠̪̜̟̪͈̻̯̖͈̼͔͐͑̉́̈́̈́̏͆̾̈̉̐͋̽͠Ả̷͉̞̯̞̣̦̎̐̉̐̔̌̎̒̏̍̉̔͑̀͂̿̚̚͘͘͜A̶̡̼̠̟̱͈̹͖̥̝̦̜͕͙̪̹̺̱̠͍͒̌Ḁ̸̢͉̩͍̟̦̯̺̯͒͑̓̒̄͊͆̿̏̈͜A̶͇̖̪̋̆̈́̏̇̏͑́̏̚A̴̡̧̪̹͓͕̙̗̝̺̝̯͆̌͗͂̈̀̐̌͘ͅĄ̸̡̫͔̱͙̦̙͕̩̪̰̹͕̳͉͈̘͖̃͌͋͂̊̄̄͂͐̈́͋͋̉͆̃̓̉͊̈́͜͜͜͠ͅͅÁ̶͈̭̤̗̤̙̩̙͔̞͔͔̠͓̜̻͉͇̄̀̂͋̇́͂͛̔́̀̃͊̑͛̈́̈́̎͘̕͠ͅĄ̸͕͈͇̝̮̱̯̤͖̜̊̓͌͒͂̌̂̌̏̋͑̕͝A̶̡̨̬̺̟̬̻͔̜͓͉̖̗̖͉̺͙͉͍̜̫̓̿͌̐̆̇́̃Ả̷̧̢̢̛̻̝̺̭͔̫̥̳͈̜̱̘̰͇͔̬͑͒̂͒͒̈́̌͋̏͆̍̉̌͝Ã̵̧͓̥̺̯̠̣̫̫͚̬̣̈́̇̐́̌́̄͆̉̇̃̑̈́͒̌̊͛̕͝ͅĄ̵̢̡̮̝͖͚̘̣̗̟̖͕̺͓̹̜͔̠̻̩͍̳̬͚̹͒͗̑̉̈̏͒̀̈̈͋͛̂̽͝͠͠ͅA̸̡̯͔̱̤͕̭͉̰̪̘̟̩̙̮͓̟̫͎͑̓̊͋̈́̾̓̐̀̃́́̒͑͗͜͜Ą̴̘͔̭͎̗̜͚̃̓A̷͓̳̔͑̓͑̀͌̍̊̔̊̀̄͆̆̋́̑͛̋̆̀̕̚͜͝͝͝ͅA̷̙̞̒̐A̸̻̽̽̔̾̀͑͛̈́͒̀́̍̍̊̆͂̀̈́͑̀͊͝Ą̸̧̢̜̹̗͎̠͔͉̣͔͓̘̭̮̫̜͓̍̍́̄̈̔̚A̶̡̡̭̩̣̝̹̤̥̠̭͕͈̩̋̈͑̌͋̊̄͊̋̽̎̀̔̈̋͂͗͝͝A̵̧̢̢͉̬̬̹̯̠̙̭̣̞̦͈͎̻͈͌͊̄͝

You should go postal regardless.

It's 5 AM and I need sleep. Continue to spread it, brothers.

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Masks are for weak faggots.

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>tfw no mommy bunker gf

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The cure is knob gobbling bat semen

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I knew all those days playing fallout will help me.

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EVERYONE MOVE OUT AND INFECT OTHER BOARDS. Yas Forums IS CHINA AND /CVG/ IS WUHAN

Except me, dont infect me

No

>Implying you can infect me.

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*coof*

COOF COOF COOF

Poor Gary

YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME WITH MY SUIT FAGGOTS

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Guys I found the cure, just post
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, COOFS OUT OF LUNGUOLI
three times, also never post a pic without a hazmat suit, surefire way to get it

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Yes. Do it to other girls.

>*coof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This

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How long until we hit 1 million you disgusting cunts

MODS ARE UNDER-REPORTING INFECTION RATES

NEW CASES IN THE PAST HOUR ARE ACTUALLY 15,198

DON'T TRUST THE MODS GOYS

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COOF

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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He already had it—he’s got antibodies.

It's over, corona is dying

This is so sad
kys nigger

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Coof on me I dare you

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I think I'm going to take a break today...

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Save me Gary

What if she's kinda fat though?

We're a "very high" infection level board.

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, COOFS OUT OF LUNGUOLI
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, COOFS OUT OF LUNGUOLI
R̟̳̙̘ͯͣ͛A̗̩ͨ͒̇͛V̌̈I͍ͤ̏͆O̺ͪL̇̇͆̽̎͒ͤI̼ͪ͐ͮ̿͆̿̉ͅ ̩̣̱̩̥̰́ͪ́R̜̙̫̦͕A̼̋V͔̯͈̘̟̤͓ͧ̎I̖̖͗̄̈O̱L͓̖̱͓̱̙͉͐̓Ȋ͎̳͕̼̖̙̱́̉̄̀̓,͙ ̪͓͈̟̌̓̑̄C̜̬̥̖̗̠͛́̆̐O̰͎̪̱͍ͮ̃O̰̍͌F͙̼̆ͣ͂̓͂S͌̿̍̀ ͦ͌ͬ̊̋ͦ̌OU̺̜̹̜͈̠T͉̬̗ͧ̇ ̮̥̦͙̘ͣ̏͗ͪ͋ͯͅǑͨ̃͗̌̎F̘̣̼͕͍̄̽̊̽́̆̾ ͔L͉̘̥ͧ́ͧ̐Ṷ̠̳͖̣͚͎̂N̫̏ͧ̓G̦̗̦ͭ̾̐ͨ͋̾U̽̏ͬ̚̚Ȯ̮̮̞̥̞̈̚L͚̦̱̉ͣI͕͇̠̠̜̰̿̿̈̈̂͂ͅ

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Looking for a cute boy to poz. Please grant my wish.

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THIS THREAD IS GOING SO FAST THAT NO ONE WILL NOTICE THAT I'M GAY

Friendly reminder, if you are not infected

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you green coofing mongoloids can pollute /cvg/ for as long as you like, but a few of us just won't catch the WuFlu in this shitheap

enjoy the ban btw

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Leave Gary alone, he's the only decent leaf

There's no immunity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic

US ALMOST 200K INFECTED, MORE THAN DOUBLE OF CHINA'S FAKE NUMBERS

coof on me pls

*coofs on you*

*coof* *coof*

remember to cough on anons is rude and you should not do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kzjx1vxlKko

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@251350094
Too late your infected.

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I just had e sex and that’s good enough for me, I think I’ll die in peace now

You can get it twice

>Name
Too late user. Besides, China is clearly Yas Forums. Just like bugchasers, they spread it intentionally and unintentionally

#251350380

you're fucking pozzed anyway FUCK YOU

STAY AWAY FROM ME

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Coof, coof

INCUBATION PERIOD IS 14 DAYS

Time to change memeflag.

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herd immunity

oh nothing burger is a normie media buzzword? this whole time one of you autists came up with it.

*coof coof aw fuck the captchas are getting hard to do

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Hust hust
AHEGOOO

Froccio

>went for latenight supply run to walmart
>no longer 24/7
oh cool, thanks for herding me with the normies
can't wait when we get to WROL mode

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The economic blow to the world has been causing many more deaths than the virus itself. I hope you all die, white pigs.

How fat exactly? I believe up to BMI 25 are romanceable.

>̨̢̜͎͍̖͓͚͉̳͚͚̪̱̘̬͕̔̇ͫ͗͒̇́̆͢͝P̡̨͎͔͓̰̼̝͙͍̺͕̟̟̥͔̳̮̩ͨͨͦ̐̇̽͊ͪ͗ͨ͗̊̉̀ͅL̡̯̝̟͇̩̪͕̺̹ͣ̒ͬ͌͋ͯ͌ͩ̑ͯ̉͊ͭͬ͐͜E̜̼͇̼̙͇͓̤͂͐͆ͨ̂ͫ̿̂̒́̕A̵̼̺̙̣̺̝̺̼͕̤̼̳̱͉̭̥̼͓͌̋ͭ̆͜͡ͅS̶̶̫̯̖͔̬̟̝̩̮͔̬͍͚͎͇͌ͤ̋̓̋͆͌͆ͨͫ̉̀̉̄͝E̶̵̷̮̩͔̳͖͚̪̫̝̘̰͔̺̮͙̹̹̼̦̋ͩͩ̀̄ͨ͑̚͘ ͉̜̫̬̫̹̰͙̣̰̩̪̺̻̭̽ͭ̋ͪ̈́͘͘͟͞ͅH̛̳͙̫̝͖̣̯̰͍̰͎̯̝̜͑̏͌͒̏ͩͨͦ̈́̉̚͝E̛̟̬͖̭̺̯͚̤̱̱̘̦̳̳̗ͤ͆̓̀͋̔̌̑̄͐ͯͯ̚̚͜͞͞L̪̣̼̬͍̺̰͔͈͚̂̉̇͑͆̎̊ͦ̋͒̀̚͟͡P̢̹̳̳̼͉̪͔̞̺̳͖͙̀͋̑̋͐ͪ̃ͣ͋̎̌̍̇ͩ̂ͅ ̢̢̳͎̩̜͕̩͗̔̾ͬ͌̾̾̓̄͊̑̎̏̋̏ͧ͌ͩ͞͝͠M̩̼̱͖̣͕͚̖͚̐̀̾͌̒ͪ̈ͩ͛̊͢E̷̢̨̺̻͖̺̤̻̺̰̘͔̙̼̦̟̋̎ͩ͆̓̎ͬ͊̋̿͗ͩ̈́͐ͧ́̐͟

Who here has been in an ICU? What's it like?

>been rooting her on since before the more dead than threads days
>still not gifted with the coof
Why does God forsake me?

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>mfw I'll never reply to anyone

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I've been trying. Found a couple cutie 20 yo bitches on roblox so far but no pics yet. Should I just send a pic of my p'assive m'ecs and see what they say?

c00f

Nothing burger

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Oh shit

its ok bro, we are safe

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look carefully at your name. You are already infected

>tfw I already did
I'll be fine

Dude it's fine it's s nothing snnf

Corona now spreads online?

You can reply as long as you're hazmatposting

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Don't reply to these posts or you will become infected.

I'm safe from yout tricks bugbitches

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Please infect me

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Get coofed on
Do it, faggot

Biohazard fags reply to me I want to do a test to see if your (you)'s can transmit it.

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Your good at smudging or amending death numbers in your country. You got form lol

coof coof coof

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no

Based argie bro is safe

Don't reply and don't save their images

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High 20's. She can be my slampig if anything, she seems into it.

>gary
Still uninfected

Portubros how are things up there?

>More infected in /cvg/ than elsewhere.

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YOU CAN'T INFECT ME YOU SONS OF BITCHES

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this is why you don't do anal to your gf

coof coof coof

>herd immunity

you do realize that the board itself becomes contaminated as time goes by, yes?

based

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give me corona

Bring it corona chan.

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It's too late, bro. I don't feel so good

How the fuck is Gary still immune. Intensify forward coofing power

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What should I do if I just want to remove the annoying green outline on posts?

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Friendly reminder to not reply to coofers

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I met a girl on Facebook and things got heated pretty quickly, she sent me a vid playing with her pussy and I sent her one of me stroking my dick. Shit felt kino
Also I’m immune so no infection for me

DONT REPLY TO ANYONE
EVEN IF YOU REPLY TO THOSE THAT DONT LOOK INFECTED DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT
THEY STILL CARRY THE VIRUS AND WILL TAKE A FEW POSTS BEFORE IT POPS UP

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yeah the chinese are going to invade the us

Up to you id say. If you don't have anything more fun, or if she's really gooy person, why not

>new mask arrives
>(You) coof memery
sorry lads too late

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so you have chosen death
*COUGH *WHEEEZE

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Imagine having no life and already being green before noon.
Pretty sad.

It's just a flu, bro

coronu viru

>251351224

thanks for the deads up, deutschbro

this is why I do it with your instead

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@251351184
Garry is a bot so he's doesn't quote anyone therefore he doesn't get infected.

Embrace her user, become one of us

It’s going down—and quickly. Are anons dying?

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You can't kill what is already dead

I would ram that asshole until it bleeds, if you know what I mean

That is nasty

I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Arby's does sound pretty good, desu

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Infect me if you want to slap this ass

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May you find peace in the next life, afflicted one

Just posting in this thread means it already over

OH SHIT IM FEELING IT

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>and don't save their images
uh-oh...

But then again, I've been free of infection for a while. Maybe I'm good.

eh i thought Yas Forums was china