I promise not to drop 64 H-BOMBS

are you the richest person in north korea?

half of those bombs wouldn't detonate NK

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a leaf would know about failure to achieve completion.

Drop them on Beijing, ride into china to create the new sino-NK superpower

cough

Kys you fat faggot, you can't do anything except bitch, you pathetic waste of life. Literally kill yourself, no one will miss you.

I would love it if NK nuked Beijing

Fucking hell Romania

Are those pesos?

What's up Kim? Hope you're in good health fella

plz end us based korea, im tried of all this bullshit. First my dad dies then this stupid shit ass flu then the lies of the trumpbux I FUCKING HAD IT!

Hey Un, do you like anime?

Do it, based

Fresh off the press for you!

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>Stay the fuck home.

Cool chink dorras your sister brought home from vacation... you’ve saved them all these years just for the chance to larp on Yas Forums

Nice rare bill and coins, we can trade some rarez if your interested

Please stop sending us ships full of dead norks Kim San

>kim not infected
BEST KOREA

Or here

capped

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OMG Q PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, I sure do love printing money!

I would :(

Why is it "Guten" Tag instead of "Guter" Tag?

based
stay safe and happy april fools day

Well we're all frens on this board, so don't do that.
Why would you stop posting with us?

imagine paying to visit a dictatorship where the only people you interact with are scripted actors.

A day.
EineN tag

GuteN tag

Guys, this is actually real.

There are no VPN's in north korea.
OP's image shows north korean money with timestamp.

I'm low iq tho don't take me serious

It's April 1st. The mods are fcking with us

oh, and a mod somehow has a north korean vpn and north korean money right?

nah this is a NK user who's been posting here the last couple weeks. Everyone thought Kim was posting on here

Don't mock the government of North Korea, user.
You're asking for consequences.

Kim respect for shutting those borders down early and not fucking around. The nukes aren’t even necessary at this point.

COOF

How can one man be so based?
Also fat rolls with time stamp or gtfo

Still some of you lot left then?

Because it's impossible for them to just chose the flag?

Kim seems like an user not gonna lie

>lies

North Korea only allows North Korean websites, there is 0 contact with the outside world. The entire internet is shut down, and because of this, there are no North Korean VPN's.

And even more than that, only upper class and government members have computers.

so in top - the north korean government is either going to blow us the fuck out of the water, OR some faggot in their government is playing an april fools prank on the rest of the world.

but it is a north korean behind that screen.

How would YOU know? Are YOU a mod? HMmm?

Hi best Korea

That's why everyone thought it was Kim.
I dont know what to tell you man, there was a thread 2 nights ago with another NK user with time stamps and multiple photos. I'm not lying I'm just saying what I've witnessed.

Cooff

it is reported that scientists are allowed to used the real internet for research purposes. i wouldn't be surprised if the gook techies forgot to block a mongolian basket weaving image board.

>NK government is going to blow us out of the water...
That’s where I stopped reading Kim jong EEL sauce, btw nice 1980s lexicon

link to archived thread?

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>you can't get Korean money anywhere in the world I guarantee you!
Show tiny asian dick or fuck off nigger

I think the guy said he got the flag thanks to his Yas Forums pass, but can you actually put any country flag you want with the pass?

Foreigners can use the internet in North Korea, it's routed over China, but with less filtering.
The problem now is that all foreigners, including diplomats were deported due to Corona.

>going to North Korea or finding one of the few unbanned proxies to shit post
Honestly commendable.

I love senpai kim
Fug u kikelover

>but can you actually put any country flag you want with the pass?
only if you’ve been to the country and posted from there to collect the flag

Ah alright, thanks user.

I'd fuck some NK hoes. Nuke the chinks instead Kim and america will let you have their lands.