PHONE POSTING CHADS ARE INMUNE

I'm phoneposting and I got infected

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everyone is infected except phone fags

Don't reply to me you become green

I think I'm good

Nothing. Stay mad

Phone posting faggot here, can confirm not true

stop spreading disinformation coof i'm phoneposting right now coof coof it's perfectly safe coooooooof

Staying safe

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coof

Newfags can't triforce

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Based, I’m still uninfected no matter how many coofer come after me

We CIA niggers glow in the dark, unlike you

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Being CHECKED is what infects you.

yea there are

sorry bud, it's called having an immune system

Checked.

>Being proud of being a glowie

Healthy frensCheck this nigger

GIVE ME STRENGTH BROTHERS

not me

that gif is disturbing me

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join us

Checked

wrong

kek and check

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Checking

just hit the aeroplane mode or just wait a bit when your isp change your ip automatically

Asymptomatic carriers lad.
They'll show symptoms soon enough.

oh no

checking what?

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These gets

nice

im immune

test

You think mods would be smart enough to actually simulate a pandemic? I think they just randomly assign green levels over time.

Kys

I'm not a weak European cuck so I'm immune to all illness.

Test

nigger

ill save you the need to do a test

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But.... But

how are your lunges bro

oof that's lame. my id already back to normal

I'm not an Amerimutt so i'll be fine.

Im using 38 proxies and if 1 gets the jew virus I just quarantine it.

I have neet superpowers, no way am gonna catch this thing.

What are the chances of getting infected?

Coofs on you in phoneposting.

You don't get it from getting yous, you get it by quoting other people. Phone posters aren't immune, it's all done server side.

what makes you think mods have anything to do with it and its not the WHO/CDC running a simulation of digitally transmitted diseases to better understand how to kill us off

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Nigg

Fuark

Sike i am on my Nokia and i am infected

I don't feel so good

Bssed

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agreed
superior phone chad here

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ive been away from Yas Forums for not even a full day and a fucking virus pandemic brakes out here , can somebody give me a breakdown on what the fuck is this flu thing ?

We’ll see

me eithwr

Im a phone poster and Im not glowing and I have no biohazard

>mfw I'll never reply to anyone

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not using a odd number of proxies to through off the algorithm
never going to make it

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*cooferino**cooferia*

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Checked

Coof on me fags, I dare you!

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I'm good to go

Results would be fucking retarded considering everyone here is lsrping ad bug chasers.

Infect dat puss...

Whadafak??

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No one escapes. You'll be begging for death soon.

you have something there user *spits* here let mommy clean that for you

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coof coof

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Posting on phone, 100% not sick at all, and all that sweating was from fucking my 100% real step-sister.

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Watch me

Coof

Checked

Same. I knew being an Alpha stud would pay off for me, eventually

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You won't post again because it will show you are infected.

phone chad here AMA

Game over man!

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Phone gang winning as usual

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Testing that theory right now ...

I know what causes it. Posting in a thread where op is infected
You read it here first. Cap this

Doubt it

i literally cant turn green

Double chek'd

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iPadfag here, let’s see how I fare.

based and testpilled

check what you wish for

Want to lick my doorknob?

Still healthy, my super male vitality is working, thank you filter merchant Alex Jonestein!

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Replying to infected posts does it as well.

But I'm phone postings

Bullshit.

Noob

Hmmm this might be true. Either that or phoneposters all gonna die each others deaths.

Checked

We'll see

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Phone posters are immunechads kiddo

Gib me your strenght

Think again

AHHHHH NOOOOO

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Yeah but you're from faggotland so it doesn't count.

Test

If you don’t reply to this, your mother dies in five days.

CURSED

THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Posting with clover right now

Pls no

YES

You have a med pack right there! Use it!!

IF YOU QUARANTINE ME I WILL BREAK FREE, I WILL COOF ON EVERYONE I SWEAR TO GOD

coof coof

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Raaerrrghh

Mother lives.

You will go on to live a magical life overlooking the ocean from your own 20 acre plot of land.

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let me lick your infected sweat

COOF COOF MADAFAKAS
FOR NIPPON

>Italian
figures

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All mutts like you are getting infected, euroCHADS are immune

Coofed

You sure? Has anyone become infected in this thread?

phoneposting does not make you immune
source -dude trust me

Clover-taminated

Try me

coof dog

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I'm immune.

Ill eat your shit just to double check

>u don't get it from getting yous, you get it by quoting other people.
you get it from having your post next to a plauge poster

cough cough

Coof

Don't give me (You'fs) I'll give you coofs.

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I want ittt

You won't get infected even if you reply to an infected cos you're in a containment thread as op is clean

>tfw captcha cucked me out of posting on desktop so I have to become a phonefag instead
Sad, I'll miss the fun

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I FOUND THE VACCINE

paste.centos.org/view/8df5dde4

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nothingburger

There is no cure.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 more weeks bro

stay away you dirty chigger

>yikeAmL8
Yikes, you're late, user!

lol no

Doesn't work on phone

No

Im not on a phone, but I am immune.

I AM ALSO IMMUNE AND I AM ON A MACBOOK PRO 2018(tm)

>that feel when you are such an autistic incel that you can't even get infected in a funny social prank

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Only post in clean threads. Don't post in op infected threads.
Stay safe.