INFECTION BUNKER (REAL THREAD)

ONLY THE CLEAN ARE ALLOWED IN
GLOWIES WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

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I have a cure, let me in

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huh?

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Thanks

I’m headin in boys. I’ll be swapping this biohazard suit to the gate guard to minimize contamination

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Whats going on guys?

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l-looks like you've got allergies too, huh? Heh, yep, pollen is pretty high today I guess

You will be safe here

Mr. Nigger. My family have walked for two weeks to get here. My daughter is sick. She needs treatment.

Let me in!

the coof coof is nothing

the coof is a lie

>thanks for this biohazard suit user! dont worry about me, its just a flu

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SKRRT SKRRT LETS GOOOO

lol, imagine being infected

imagine being infected lol

im immune to the virus. im working on producing a cure to save everyone using my special immune blood. all pure whites are immune, sorry niggers, mutts and spics

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I’m clean af

Untainted here. What happened?

I'M CLEAN! I'M CLEAN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

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imagine

CLOSE THE DOOR

Fuck you

I'm fine

Oi vey, you wouldn't stop me from entering, would you?

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*Coof*, *Coof*, I am suck but not with the virus :(

It's just the flu bro

Still just the flu

I LITERALLY FEEL FINE
FUCK OFF LET ME IN

Get out glowie

CLEAN

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can i come

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Poor choice of last words

Coofers gtfo

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give me your blood :))

I ain't hiding in no god damn mountain cave like some fucking dwarf

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immunechads ww@?

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thirdies cant be infected
fucking racists Yas Forums devs

hay guys, whats going on in this thread?

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Let me iiiiin

Let's go baby
STAY AWAY cOOOOOOOOOOfers.

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Fuck you, coofer

American faggs are all infected, don't trust them

i already came

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I'm coofing, please let me in, let me in!!

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LET ME IN

Phoneposters are immune

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whoopsie

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cleanie reporting.

Situation is getting worst, anons

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If you want to stay safe; Do not reply to glowniggers or people with irregular characters in their name (important!). Coofers replying to you does not spread it. Posting next to coofers does not spread it. Stop giving (you)'s and you will be safe

coofing is fun

GET OUT OF MY THREAD! YOU SCARED ME GREEN ONE

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DONT REPLY TO ANYONE
EVEN IF YOU REPLY TO THOSE THAT DONT LOOK INFECTED DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT
THEY STILL CARRY THE VIRUS AND WILL TAKE A FEW POSTS BEFORE IT POPS UP

Dr Coof here, please take your anticoof suppository on arrival

Let me in, I'm white and clean, and I brought this bread.

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Team cream checking in

Open the door. This man is ok. I trust him.

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*coof*

user you're gonna die of Chinese aids.

imagine

Hi is there room for me. Totally not infected. *Coof coof* allergies sure pick up during the spring *sniffle* *coof*

DAY 33 NO COOF

I HAVE ACHIEVED IMMUNE STATUS

I trust this man.

just don't reply to coofers and you are fine.
It's not that hard. They can quote you all they want. Nothing is going to happen to you.

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Sure thing my dear froggerino.

just gonna post right here, don't mind me haha

Please let me in. I don't have any skills but I can suck cocks for free

Sure let me give you a hand user

I should have immunity at this point

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kill this man (in minecraft)

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How to pozz up my neg-hole?

Allah has protected the true believers. Only Team Creme will be spared.

oh god im gonna IM GONNA COOF

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White Bvlls are immune no worries

fuck it! strap me up with some c4! ill take out as many coofers as I can! FUCK YOU ALL

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Spoken like a true Brit. Come inside.

Ayy

Keep telling these fools, don't reply to infect but they don't listen

coof

I'm still clean, I hope

Sage all chink threads.

I think I know why you are immune, it must be your governments initiative

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*coofs*

Please let me in I don't want the kungflu.

*coof*

AAA PLEASE LET ME IN I DONT WANT TO DIE

Delicious

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same

thx for the info

What will happen to the infected? Will they be permabanned?

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Don't coof on me

I'm immune dammit

checked

Bless you.

Am I welcome here?

@251350372
Fuck off Achmed

You look fine to me, someone let this man in.

Fuck you

God I hope so.

am i clean?

Aaaaaaa

not infected here I demand entry

Uh oh

Want some of my homemade soup, guys?

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OH FUCK I THINK I'M GONNA... I'M GOONA COOF
COUGHHASDFHDGHHDS

comin in, niggers

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Bring it on fuck face.

just a flu

AYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAIIIIII

LET ME IN!! I BROKE THE CODE!! I HAVE PROOFS! I CANNOT BE INFECTED. PHONE POSTING CHADS ARE INMUNE!!

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tough break

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*coof*
this man is correct, and clearly immune

Im coming in, someone open the door.

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fucker

I'm sorry sir, I need to see some ID before letting you in

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My faith in soviet socialism is under reassesment.

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SHOOT ALL COOFERS

coof coof save m- COOF COOF COOF

Don't let him, he's a FED

I came seeking protection and you gave me the cloverAIDS. Fuck you

Shitteeeee

I fucked up my proofs here you go please let me in

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fuck off m8

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oh, is that so?

Fuck jannies

get out

As you can see my friends i am not infected, is there space for me in the bunker?

Remember how we act today will be remembered for all of history.

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covfefe

I am coming my friend!

Wazzup guys

I'll check that /aus/cunt

*coof*

i swear im clean..

Guys I feel healthy open the door please. I have vodka.

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Imagine replying to a coofer.

Post your political views

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Dumb nigs think they can pozz with mass replies

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Go away Coofer

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Methnostate resident here

Hi

Based?

Fag

I'm clean don't worry

I brought beer and 90s porn

Take me in!

Can I come in?

Do you have room in the TP palace to hunker down

I like vodka fren.

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I'm clean let me in

it don't work I'm immune

Guys Im fine, see I'm not even glowing, and no biohazard haha, you can trust me. Now who wants to cuddle up and play board games?

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Hey guys, I think I beat the virus.

LET ME IN

CANADA IS CLEAN

PLEASE BEFORE I GET THE JEW'S REVENGE

BRAP

Cofme in user we hoped you would make it. We’re bunk mates