Only Newfags get Infected

Only Newfags get Infected.

Us Oldfags are immune.

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What is the cut off date? I heard only uncles get infected.

nobody can poz me

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Can confirm.

i coof on u

I AM THE BIGGEST NEWFAG

Coof em’

>tfw been here over 8 years
>tfw cant get infected
>tfw will live forever alone

Yes, red and basepilled

Oh fuck oh no
Please no I didn't really want to get infected
Coof coof

Now it makes sense.

tfw when not infected

ew infected

i should be immune then

im coofing

Hi

coof?

Coof

u should be safe

(You)

actually if this infected thing were to stick around you'd probably be able to spot newfags by their lack of green

I've been here for 8 years, which makes me reasonably new. I came in 2012 when anonmoose was big.

nigger i swear to god

immune chad passing by

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WTF? I love glowie-chan now.

it's just a flu bro.

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What the fuck did you do, cunt?

More like spot people who aren't locked down yet. I've been at work today, now I'm working on my green.

ok i coof now

im gonna be okay right?

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*coof coof*
Sorry mate didn't mean too
I think I have a bit of a cold

You're really really green! Like me! Wow!

Your name is changing.
Keep posting and you'll turn green.
Honestly the IQ of this board really has dropped since 2016.

coofers are the worst

I've been here for years

>god

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What's strange is that it follows you across IP addresses. I'm not sure if a Mac address is getting logged or what but it's slightly disquieting.

No lmao
You are definitely a fag, though

checked, also im okay test came back negative

I'm not new just banned for a stupid racist meme on /vg/ mods forgot I got phone internet and vpn :D

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Sure newfag shareblue kike

Damn it feels good to be healthy

cant possibly be

nigger i see that ųş

I'm likely older than half of you. And I still have it.

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haha newfag here n not infected

Not pregnant? Your glad jamal pulled out in time i suppose

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Desu desu desu desu desu

Dodging disease waiting to see how many cops are sick today.

DONT REPLY TO ANYONE WHOS INFECTED OR YOU GET INFECTED I WITNESSED IT WITH MY OWN EYES

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You're gonna get very sick very soon

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Wear your hazmat when you go shopping.
And bring back snacks

Mate I've always been retarded
That's why I'm still here

JOIN US

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same, fun collecting snaps of folk who dont realize they are infected though.

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Sure is newfag in here.

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ALL YOU SICK NIGGERS GET OFF MY BOARD!! JANNIES!!!

you call that a Yas Forumsforce?

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rollin for d-u-bs

Fair bump.

its what we both want

It does not feel like I have been here that long, but I really have been here too long, way too long.

watch this.

Twhat is this shit. Theyre keeping us from discussing important shit. Somethings going on.

oh yeah

GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!

(You) coof

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yeah us oldfags are safe, don't worry

>

>It's my first year.
This happens every year, April 1st.
Not the green, each year it's specific. This one is clever.
Hats off Mods.

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If you reply to a flag from a certain geolocation, your chances get higher and higher
Proof: Just came back from Yas Forums

i feel like a need to take a massive wet shit soon. i had spicy noodles for lunch. my guts are on fire

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I've been here since 06

>nufaggot

Shit its 3am here. Didnt realize.
Cheers. Ty

>FUCK JANNIES

I wish I had a fucking vaccine

Must be because I'm not a nigger

Don't reply to infected anons and you are fine.

Idk user, I'm starting to feel a tickle in my throat

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I'm a new faggg achuu

Haha, Is this true?

>COOOOOOF COOFCOOFCOOFCOOOF

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think some have confirmed its not cross board. it only tracks your infection per board.

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What is a new gay? I like chicks.

Hi user please hug me

I have the cure

X2

> be gay
> be you

...

...

So the super zombie shitposting apocolypse begins

F

(You)
>flag

IM COOFING

I fear no greenposter.

pees on you

kek

Hey guys I'm new here I was recently diagnosed with autism so I feel more apart of this community then ever
I'm so pround of everyone still alive.

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spits on you too COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>tfw not gonna get infected

jfl at people getting infected wtf are you doing

I will shit down your throat, cutie. Let me tounge your mucus you dumb lime slut

My throat is kind of itchy

2006 and still got infected

What the fuck is this nonsense.

pees on you more

You are gay

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