HAPPENING Yas Forums infection rate are skyrocketing

NEW Cases in the Past Hour: 5445 — Board Infection Level: High

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It's just a flu... right guys?... guys...

>just passing through

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U ok brah?

FLASH: due to high levels of shitposting, top hacker minds are theorizing that the virus spreads through shit.
FLASH: The President has restricted travel to and from India.

...

fuck you. this is all a hoax. I've been coofed on for the past 2 hours and I've only gotten a little green. the only people getting perma banned are those who would've been banned anyway. this is clearly just a conspiracy against gook moot by the jannies
#fakenews

*coof*

yes

how can I protect myself?

Whatever, I'm not sick. Infection is fake and gay.

Did we find the Ching Chong 0?

>tfw

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how are you not sick?

It's over user

it is a flu.

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it's too late, sorry

hey bro

Cough cough

New Cases in the Past Hour: 6539 — Board Infection Level: Very High

Give him time

fake news

Am I okay?

I’ve stayed uninfected this far, the semen shots seem to have worked

It's rumored Finland has an answer....

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LMAO GET FUCKED NIGGERS BRAZILIAN HEALTHCARE IS KING

This board really is dead. Threads are being pushed faster than ever, what are the shills hiding

Hi roach.

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>just looking at all the people who didn't prep

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what the fuck have you done user

This

Not working on me. I think I am immune.

Based

I'M IMMUNE

>soon

Oh god yes daddy I’ll show my tits if someone rolls a trip

*coof* god damn roach! *coof*

COOF, I don't feel so good

Italians are immune, just like in real life.

>*coof*
*coof*

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It's fake and gay

FUCK

It’s happening finally.

They laughed at us user

test

Been gone 2 days. Is this an april fools joke?

All illusion, you were doomed the moment you entered

You don't scare me.

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i'm going to be okay, i have no fever

*coof*

COOF! Can you taste metal?

user no stay the fuck awa-

coof

it literally is just a flu, yes

Oh fuck yesssss

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I don't feel so good

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Nice try, but I have secret cure.

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Help...

You are already dead

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>theorizing that the virus spreads through shit.
>FLASH: The President has...
been told to keep his mouth shut?

coof x2

Oh god yessss coof and get those trippps for tits

>Not being an immunechad
Youre not going to make it user.

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how do i get infected and more importantly do i want it?

Let’s get nekked and play big rigs

not for long.

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oh shit nigger

I feel fine, have fun dying faggot

i touch

Gtfo with this disease.

I wonder why Indians are immune... *coof* *coof*

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*Coof*

I feel fine,have fun dying faggot

at least am ok

Guys it's just a nothingburger! Nothing to see here.

Whether or not you want it, you've got it

*coof* *coof*

THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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Looks like staying here in flipland does help build natural immunity. Enjoy you immuno-suppressed glowers

Coof

You are immune, you can see it in your ID.

Call me when Madagascar posts its borders.

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no way , this too funny

any graphs for Yas Forums infection rates broken down by flag?

Damn

Its just the flu bro walk it off

KILL ME
LET ME DIE

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Are you feeling okay man?

Just the flu bro.

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hi

No faggot ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*cou-

Oh right, I'm inmune

nice suit

i want coronachan

I no wan die user

So is it spread through (you)s or not? And if so is it both replying to and being replied from the infected?

How long have we been stuck on 5445? 4 days? 5?

Just eat aquarium cleaner.

Just have to hide, wait em' out, let the infected die on their own and I'll be safe! Just have to wait, better safe than sorry...

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Infection level is only at very high.
It's a nothing burger, it will be over in 2 weeks.

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how long have we been on this rock?

I have taken all measures needed and not left my bunker

good riddance mutt

They (you)ed me but I think I'm still safe. Maybe it has to pass some time.

don't reply to infected posts, only that

eat a dick niggers

fck I better not have the coof

How do you get it?

pls help am slow.

someone coofed at me in a supermarket

I have replied to infected posts and not gotten it so far, maybe it takes time to become infected?

Oh fuck

Interact as much as you can with coofers or post frequently. Like in real life

*coof*
*coof coof coof brahhhh*

Thats a lie. We all know you ate a fucking bat

My Anglo immune system means i won't get infected.

Oh shit

oops

Lol can't REACH me

Here... take your mask

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