PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLIPFLOPPING CUOMO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
c-span.org/video/?470841-1/
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
youtu.be/cXY51HQPoZY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-daily-sec-ben-carson-march-31-2020
>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
youtu.be/OQVf-xZHzT4
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146027086001
>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145988937001
>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
youtu.be/N5_A7csAIEg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
youtu.be/ibCuZkan4JM
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
youtu.be/r6qjxqqttPY
>ActNavySec Modly on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
twitter.com/SECNAV/status/1245084703247470595
>ArmySec McCarthy @Prince George's County MD Corona-chan Screening Site 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745153/
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745138/
>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745095/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745083/
>DoDVideo: DefSec Esper on Corona-chan 3/31/20
twitter.com/EsperDoD/status/1245023412331991040

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ALSO MILFS

Here's Trump with his lawyer, Dershowitz, during the signing of an executive order that makes it illegal to criticize Israel on college campuses. Dershowitz was also Epstein's lawyer, and he acted as negotiator to help free the five dancing Israelis of 9/11 from custody.

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You niggers better be clean.

One more for the collection.

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COOF COOF COOF COOF

YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE COOF
ALL COOF POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

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AWOO

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*cough*

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
FUCK BRITPOL
FUCK PTG
FUCK BRITAIN
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK THE WEST
FUCK NIGGERS

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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/po/ is safe
I repeat, the /po/ board is without infection
all none infected come to /po/
your name must be inspected before you will be allowed in
only namefags allowed in

YOU CAN NOT NAMEFAG IF YOU ARE INFECTED

>YOU CAN NOT NAMEFAG IF YOU ARE INFECTED

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Fuck niggers

Stay safe, /ptg/.

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It's been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen

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> IMAGINE SCREECHING IMPOTENTLY ABOUT "ORANGE MAN BEING BAD", IN THIS VERY THREAD, ON APRIL 1ST
I don't know what's sad: the possibility they might be getting paid or the possibility they might NOT be getting paid

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Find yourself a THICC MAGA girl and remember we need to ban slut shit!

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>Fun meme is going on
>Still shill posts like a faggot
Hm, how can I tell you don't belong here.

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Reply to this post, or your mother gets the virus

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Press conference yesterday went 2 hours. Biden is unable to stay coherent for 10 minutes.

How many were deported who weren't violent criminals or drug traffickers?

it's kinda boring imo, I hope there's a phase 2

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Literally shoot anyone who steals medical supplies

stay back!

Dual Cartridge Chemical Respirator Filter Box Mask For Filtering Dusts Mists Metallic Fumes Paint Small Flying something

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Most are retarded Lefty Yas Forums niggers and Reddit spammers following the years old Leo doctrine. It's goddamn sad at this point.
>Pretend to be a NAZI (Meme flag, Republican Flag, Whatever)
>Pretend to be a former Trump supporters
>Be mad Trump has ever dealt with a Jew or talked to one once in his entire life.
>Make spurious claims about immigration or other bullshit that's not based on anything
>Post thee year old Breitbart article that wasn't accurate at its initial publication.

chinks gave the world the coronoavirus

And now a chink gave this board a virus

Chinkmin just admitted vis a vis that asians caused the virus

based!

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Trump ga daisuki!

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AWOO!

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There is.

it was just saying all that shit to get the glow

You bastard beaner.

COOFS GET THE FUCK OUT

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.......

twitter.com/21WIRE/status/1244888442875645952

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okay this is epic

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BTW, everybody with the infection is getting a lifetime ban. ENJOY!

Thanks for COOFing

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I'm a little worried that democrats may wise up and replace Biden. Its becoming too obvious he's totally incapable of brain function

*coof*

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stay safe frens

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82,000 cases in china

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>*sprays infected semen on everyone in an 18 foot radius*

I just realized Awoo is probably popular enough for an actual con.

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epic my friend

This is not a possibility, it would destroy the November election

You too, fren

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Reminder
Even today
It is over

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Negligence ( a breach or failure of duty of care resulting in damage to property or life)

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FUCK COOFERS!
FREE KEKISTAN!

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Thank God

>muh china lying
>we gotta destroy china
>chyna baed!

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i heard that behind the scenes democrat leaders have told Biden he needs to perform better in public appearance, and that if he can't, they'll insist that he steps down.

Thread reminder that I gave gookmoot this idea, thank me when you’re banned

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Thread reminder that Team Creme Reigns Supreme

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Hope you get hit by a bus

Give me any reason I should believe you

Someday, my rebel fren. Someday.

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He might be right. Biden is fucking awful

hey that rhymed

This entire general must be purged

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How did china make the virus spread virtually?

Perhaps I will start AWOO-CON in my own state.

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I knew this was thread was full of chinks.

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TRUMP WILL LOSE IN NOVEMBER
LANDSLIDED

happy april fools frens
try not to get bamboozled

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Oh yeah? Whose gonna beat him?

Joe is perfectly cromulent. Take those harvard beets out of your haversack you one eyed horse thief.

ALL COOFERS WILL BE PURGED

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I guess that means I'll have to keep making new awoos for a little while longer

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>not referring to our glorious Team Mini by name
The weak fear the STRONG.

DIAMOND JOE TEFLON RIDIN BIDEN

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Thank God

His condition has accelerated, just go back 3 months, 6 months. They will have to replace him.

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if only a nigger would

Don't worry, I am sure we could meet hot Awoo fan gf at Awoo-con.

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Will this be called the "Fourona Virus"?

The convention is gonna be a total clusterfuck

>tfw lost all my green infection status because google captchas suck and force you to reset your IP

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THE INFECTION IS SPREADING AMONG THE INCELS! INITIATE SOCIAL DISTANCING PROCEDURES AND QUARANTINE THE REST FOR RECYCLING!

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Let's called it the NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THE N-WORD STANDS FOR NIGGER Virus. That should be the official term Slate has to use when they report on it.

Zubat emojis.

I hope all the furry posters get infected, not in Yas Forums,but in Real life

Biden will not be replaced, they will take the loss to try and keep the House
Not sure why people don’t understand this
Replacing Biden would have to be with Bernie or else the DNC is even more fucked

last years joke was better

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