/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2799 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 860,928 (+2,608) ► Died: 42,364 (+62) ► (Reset: -17:22:10)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 71 boards have been infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
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SARS-ChN-4 patient zero originated in Yas Forums
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Virus might infect you if you reply to an infected post
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CDC considering making public wear masks, against WHO advise
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Trump: If we did nothing, you would have death all over
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>RESEARCH
Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Virus inhibits body's immune function
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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>REMINDER
Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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White House admits they lack tests
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
08:34: 328 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Czech Republic.
08:30: 227 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Philippines.
07:29: 695 new cases and 19 new deaths in Germany.
06:55: 302 new cases and 1 new death in Australia.
06:37: First death in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.
06:31: 95 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.

>SOURCES
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>tfw no mommywife to be quarantined with
its not fair bros

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STILL more threads than infected posters

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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Gary
>Dead: 42,409
lol, still only 42,409.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,409? Four days? Five days?

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green

greed good

TEAM GREEN

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I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
Who's got the COOF? I Do! I DO!
WHO wants the COOF? I DO! I DO!

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I buy food from here every Saturday good thing I’m in my 20s haha

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