Yas Forums "CLOVER VIRUS" GENERAL #2

Hello Fellow Anons, We are currently in the midst of a new Epidemic infecting our boards. This New Yas Forums virus which is being designating as the "Clover Virus".

Current Cases: 5.6K
Board Infection Level: High

We Have to compile as much information about this virus to find patient zero or in worst case scenario, Flatten the curve.

Symptoms are as Follows:
>Anonymous will become corrupted with strange text.
>Green hue growing around Posts.
>final stage is that the whole post is green and a Bio-hazard symbol will appear.

Information Gathered from Last thread:
>Spreads By replying to someone already infected. (Stage of virus needed to be a spreader still unknown)
>Rumors of the Virus originating on Yas Forums Has yet to be proven but makes logical sense.

Lets compile what we can about the virus to save the collective boards, if anyone can do it its /Pol

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OP FROM FIRST THREAD HERE, IM SAFE AND QUARANTINED. STOP REPLYING TO THOSE INFECTED !!!

Let’s spread this shit

The infection must be stoped at any cost

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*coof*

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I don't have it yet

No stopping it, now you have it too

Nope, you have it now

Nigga you are the hulk

FELLOW GLOWIES GET IN HERE

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Gibs green plox

Die, bug

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I cannot be killed

czech'd

also im uninfected and shall remain so

The current measures are too strict, we need to increase the spread

That's what you think

czech'd

also i'm uninfected and shall remain so

I think it’s our job to infect all boards, starting with /mlp

*coof*

nothing gets trough this suit

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I will never die!

Urmomgay

Someone crawl through archives at 12am and find patient zero!!

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Some day soon, queer

Lel forever
Kek never

I have a mask, I'll be okay
I'll be okay...

As long as I don't give a (You) to anyone am I safe?

I thought the final stage was getting banned.

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I cant remember if I responded to someone who was infected anons... I dont feel good.

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I DON'T WANT TO COOOOOOOF

>not suspecting/mlp/ horsefuckers
Nothing to see here.

I have never gotten a (You) on Yas Forums

>the this is all a meme to stop actual discussion
>tfw there's been hundreds of threads about this since midnight
>tfw gookmoot successfully derailed this board and no one will listen to me

>samefagging
Kys

FUCK U NERDS,.

(you)

That's a shame, maybe one day.

Coof cOOF

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Hi

Thanks maybe one of these days

These greens look much better with the tomorrow style

Bruv it’s just for 24 hours and we’re all exhausted with the doom and gloom, have some fun. Not everything is a conspiracy. It’s an April fools joke

That's what I figured too, would be funny as well.

For (You)

> more threads than infected
stop hyping this nothingburger user
aren't you ashamed? there are serious matters like cuckolding to be discussed, and you're prattling on about irrelevancies
your parents are disappointed in you

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
FUCK BRITPOL
FUCK PTG
FUCK BRITAIN
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK THE WEST
FUCK NIGGERS

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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We'll be fine just get in the 4cube

Here you go fren, one hot fresh (You)

Gibs virus plz

Herd 4channel is safe... Is it guys?

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Thanks

>just 24 hours

Is this your first Yas Forums april fools? It goes on for 2-3 days at least

Can someone explain what’s going on

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I agree fellow /po/ack. Let's show these infected what for, eh?

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>he was a coofer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*coof*

I'll do my best.

No

No

Am i pozzed?

Lol i found a coofer on x i thought it was a glow post psy op but this is still a psy op anyways hopefully im not infected

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am i infected?

DON'T WORRY user I AM BURNING THE JEWS I MEAN COOFERS WITHOUT PREJUDICE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCKKKKK HOW DID I GET INFECTED?

cough OOF

Oh nooooo, a few days with slightly less BBC, whamen hate, and schizo threads. How will we live?

The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
pastebin.com/Y4wD50D1

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sure *COOF* user

>He quick reply
lol

That the only right answer, quick reply triggers the xa-20e(vent) script.

Kingdom of coofs.
The kingdom that is always the middle of global pestilence. Congrats.

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cringe

FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW DO I GET CURE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Far out the neghole

Is this natural o (((someone))) created it?