Hello Fellow Anons, We are currently in the midst of a new Epidemic infecting our boards. This New Yas Forums virus which is being designating as the "Clover Virus".
Current Cases: 5.6K Board Infection Level: High
We Have to compile as much information about this virus to find patient zero or in worst case scenario, Flatten the curve.
Symptoms are as Follows: >Anonymous will become corrupted with strange text. >Green hue growing around Posts. >final stage is that the whole post is green and a Bio-hazard symbol will appear.
Information Gathered from Last thread: >Spreads By replying to someone already infected. (Stage of virus needed to be a spreader still unknown) >Rumors of the Virus originating on Yas Forums Has yet to be proven but makes logical sense.
Lets compile what we can about the virus to save the collective boards, if anyone can do it its /Pol
>not suspecting/mlp/ horsefuckers Nothing to see here.
Cooper Roberts
I have never gotten a (You) on Yas Forums
Evan Bell
>the this is all a meme to stop actual discussion >tfw there's been hundreds of threads about this since midnight >tfw gookmoot successfully derailed this board and no one will listen to me
These greens look much better with the tomorrow style
Robert White
Bruv it’s just for 24 hours and we’re all exhausted with the doom and gloom, have some fun. Not everything is a conspiracy. It’s an April fools joke
Jayden Fisher
That's what I figured too, would be funny as well.
Jeremiah Allen
For (You)
Connor Barnes
> more threads than infected stop hyping this nothingburger user aren't you ashamed? there are serious matters like cuckolding to be discussed, and you're prattling on about irrelevancies your parents are disappointed in you
Samuel Barnes
China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world. FUCK BRITPOL FUCK PTG FUCK BRITAIN FUCK AMERICA FUCK EUROPE FUCK THE WEST FUCK NIGGERS
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.