Biohazards Only

*sprays Lysol*
Heh nothing personal you infected faggots

So GTFO

fags

Test.

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I'm still healthy

HAND OVER THE COOF

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You want my pozzed Daddy dick boy? I'll give it to you son, get on your knees and beg for it buttslut

Is it by IP? I was cooffed at on another thread now I fear for my e-life.

Can I join the team?

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coof

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COOF ON ME FELLOW GREENCHADS

Roll up your sleeves time for your vaccine and chip.

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-WHEEEEEZE WHEEEEEEZE-
HELP!

*Cocks gun* Nothing personal kid.

BioChad checking in.

This April Fool's joke is actually a master plan created by the moderators.
Essentially, (You)'s don't infect people directly, but you get infected via posting at all.
More posts = increased infection.
Once someone has reached maximum infection, they're banned.
Now, what problem do we have on Yas Forums that could be solved by permanently banning a bunch of spammers and sliders?
Trust in the plan, bros.

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Corona Chan get

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How do you increase your green?

Coof

What’s all this

Not based bask in my glow faggot

WHERE MY GREEN SPACE MARINES AT?

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Fuck Niggers

give me yer POZ loads

>thinking you're chad cause you got infected
Lmao now try infecting me

Give me some coof, Komeradants, let's accelerate the plague by destroying my immune system first.

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FUG!

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I've posted at least once on every board. who else has gone truly AROUND THE WORLD?

captchas are brutal tongiht though

Give

LET ME INNNNN

Obligatory Dr. Thrax

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Heh pathetic

Oi what to fuk are ye doin here

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Oops sorry looks I'm immune!

Based.

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Immune CHAD checking in
Get fucked coofers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Die in fire.

rolling in

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Negative and a negative make a positive!

reported

Hii

Coof

you first, kiwi faggot *coof coof*

Am i death

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Not if I keep coofing on you...

For we are mistaken when we look forward to death; the major portion of death has already passed, Whatever years be behind us are in death's hands.

wtf is this shit

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Just woke up, what is this?

Im starting to feel it

Sorry Biohazards only you know the rule

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testis

am ready

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you're infected you fucking dumbass

reporting for duty

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April fools

hey

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MAKE ME GREEEEEEEEEEEEENER

Yawn goodnight Yas Forums coof coof i think... ill just close my eyes.... coof

Someone get me infected quick

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Have these testis nigga.

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sup fags

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Lmfao look at all the fucking science there. I'm gonna shit myself right now

hey

Am I have live?

Chechen dick coming right up

coof on me

WE ARE INVADING CHINA!

AAAAAAAGHHHHHH

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Thats not very Biohazard of you.

>take your meds the screen shot

Green leader standing by

are we really?

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Check these trips
*dab*

*achoo*

Still clean. I can't be touched

this is a test by a non infected poster

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Representing!

Strong green

Hmm...