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Brit/pol/: Thread Lockdown Edition
Ethan Powell
James King
COOF FOR RNHS AND RJANNIES
William Allen
Nadiya Husseins willy
Nicholas Sanchez
I have it, Its a nothing burger. I honestly get a cold once a year, this seems no different.
>lockdown cucks btfo.
Jose Anderson
hey lads, how is it going?
just going through a flu here
Zachary Green
>we were cute together
fuck off
Alexander Smith
give me a song to record its fucking boring
Jose Phillips
China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
FUCK BRITPOL
FUCK PTG
FUCK BRITAIN
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK THE WEST
FUCK NIGGERS
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.
Jayden Howard
Is the Hazard icon a sign of a superspreader or?
Evan Long
takin weebo requests?
youtube.com
Blake Thomas
Coof
Evan Myers
No one knows
Nolan Martin
Morning lads
Michael Davis
Nathaniel Gomez
Coof
Owen Sanders
oh fuck what happened am i infected? *coof coof*
Camden Wilson
bugmen dont have souls.
Jason Watson
BASED!
Jason Scott
might mean you're close to your ban
Gavin Green
>bugmen dont have souls.
Bentley Morris
Threadly Reminder /cvg/ predicted this
Joshua Lopez
Coronavirus is a hoax y/n ?
The ordinary flu killed 10,000+ in 2013.
We weren't imprisoned by the pigs for that
So my vote goes yes hoax.
John Lopez
AY CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPPPPYYYY
Jaxson Butler
It's just a coof
Dominic Murphy
prove it, yet to meet a cheek with any form of awareness/ consciousness. They lack basic human qualities. It cannot be denied.
Thomas Cruz
no electric guitar working atm, after this week
this is sick. gonna learn this
Mason Green
10,000 in Britain?
Isaac Sanchez
Very strange reaction to it. Not enough ventilators? Ok manufacture more, that will take 4 weeks at most if every company with the capability is ordered to do it
Aaron Smith
>prove it, yet to meet a cheek with any form of awareness/ consciousness. They lack basic human qualities. It cannot be denied.
Brandon Kelly
Are constant sniffles a sign of the wuflu?
Have had them for a few days.
Gavin Roberts
gonna replace you with a bottle of smirnoff t b h
Brayden Thompson
Isaac Butler
cvg predicted it shill somewhere else loser
Michael Morris
What's that Mohammed? You don't have the virus you say? Well old boy, we can't be too careful now can we...
Brandon Thomas
A 13-year-old boy who tested positive for coronavirus has died, a London hospital trust has said.
Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab, from Brixton in south London, died in King's College Hospital early on Monday. He is thought to be the youngest person to have died with the virus in the UK.
A spokesman for the trust said the boy's death had been referred to the coroner, but gave no further details.
As of 17:00 BST on Monday, the number of UK deaths was 1,789.
The latest figures saw a daily increase of 381 - the biggest rise so far.
Ismail's family said they were "beyond devastated" by his death, in a statement released by a family friend.
They said he had no apparent underlying health conditions and tested positive for Covid-19 on Friday, a day after he was admitted to hospital.
BBC health correspondent Nick Triggle said it was rare for teenagers to become seriously ill after being infected with coronavirus.
"Just 0.3% of those who show symptoms require hospital care and 0.006% die - in other words, two out of every 30,000 infections among this age group will not survive," he said.
"But it does happen, as this distressing case shows."
Bentley Ramirez
Public Health England estimates that on average 17,000 people have died from the flu in England annually between 2014/15 and 2018/19. However, the yearly deaths vary widely from a high of 28,330 in 2014/15 to a low of 1,692 in 2018/19. Public Health England does not publish a mortality rate for the flu.
Ian Hill
lads i think i've got the pooh flu
Anthony Moore
t.shills
Eli Lewis
>Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab
Beautiful British name.
Jonathan Davis
that's it mate, the reason we turned red.
>yfw
>You're the last man standing
>everyone else is a blundering child that want daddy government.
If only it were possible to bask in the light of everyone's stupidity.
Benjamin Harris
Where did rolls Royce etc suddenly get the equipment to build them?
Nicholas Hughes
Hi bongs
Tyler Powell
those men from ww1&2 died for fuck all. Nothing. Zilch. Nadda.
Daniel Long
voca.ro
its already fun, are you gonna be here all day if i learn the whole thing for ya?
like most guys
Easton Baker
t.return of election shills
Isaiah Diaz
no i've been dying to go to sleep just need a fucking drink
Adrian Jenkins
They died for globalisation and multiculturalism.
Aaron Anderson
Seriously now lads, the last week I've been waking up and having to blow my nose and have it full of bloody red bogies. Is that me fucked?
Juan Morris
Popacatapetl
William Young
i'm gonna poz you so fucking hard
Carson Jones
Stop picking yer nose, ya spastic.
Isaiah Peterson
boris quarantined my gf's pussy
am i a cuck
Levi Harris
Nearly all people who have died in wars died for nothing
Jason Thompson
Jordan Hernandez
COOF
Ian Fisher
thats all the coke
Aaron Nelson
Ethan Gomez
i'll stop then. look, we've got the coof
someone who's gonna be here all day give me something to play aaaaa i cant do this lockdown i need to learn something and get attention from it
Ian Allen
youtube.com
None of this coof medicine works lads.
Bentley Long
Memorials everywhere whilst simultaneously kneeling to the foreign invaders that claim we were never here.
>We were the good boys all along.
Nicholas Jones
my soon to be bottle of smirnoff isnt a cunt to me
Logan Parker
Learn some carulli.
Connor Clark
yeah, you're probably right
Adrian Johnson
>i'll stop then
see what i mean when i said you're only doing this shit to impress me
fuck off
Jonathan Martinez
Dad pays tribute to 'little angel' son who died of coronavirus aged 19
Luca Di Nicola is understood to be the 19-year-old with no underlying health conditions reported in NHS England latest death toll figures. His brother Davide said 'I swear that I will take you with me every day'
mirror.co.uk
this is getting heavy
Elijah Hernandez
idk but it should be easy for a country like the UK to have supply ahead of demand. And yet they're talking about months long shut down when it's desirable for young people to build immunity. Why would we shut down the economy for 80 year olds for months on end?
Brandon Moore
epic pepe
Evan Scott
By the powers vested in me
Blake Rodriguez
Owen Brooks
im the nicest one here to you cause i understand you and give you the catharic outlet you didn't have before i came here and you just shot shit at random anonymongs. people are liking you more again 'cause of me :)
sounds nice, a specific one?
well yeah i want you to like it and if you're not gonna be here whats the point lol
Adam Jones
Asher Cook
sounds like a forener dont care
John Rogers
>Swedish youth footy training with Mbappe
Samuel Gonzalez
>cause i understand
do you fuck
fuck off why do you want to be my 'outlet'
Sebastian Price
>no tripcunts
AHAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAA
Cooper Jenkins
>Why would we shut down the economy for 80 year olds for months on end?
Govt answer: to save lives and protect our NHS!
My answer: fuck knows why? when did Tories give a crap about nhs or the elderly poor.
I think in a week or two weeks time people will have had enough of being locked up in their homes and there will be a reckoning between the state and the people?
I may be way off the mark but idk.?
Michael Ramirez
still young you twat
Liam Bell
um... guys... ?
Kevin Cox
>im the nicest one here to you
no you're no you do my fucking nut in
Logan Phillips
Do a Tool inspired cover of get shakey by ian carey project.
Michael Lopez
who said i asked for this ya prick
who's the nicest one to you then lol
Henry Jenkins
This was the psg youth team not Sweden
Connor Russell
Yes but I can't remember the etude name...
It's in Gmajor I know that doesn't help a lot.
Caleb Perez
nonce
Noah Jackson
okay so just transpose to a flat minor key and sextuple the length gotcha
it would help if i had the energy to go looking through all the videos lol
repost
vocaroo.com
Jordan Ward
You ban evading mate?
Ethan Morales
Why is Big Lenny chasing Peppa the frog?
Joshua Allen
...
Colton Ward
This post oozes fat and estradiol
Adam Powell
Oh my bad that makes it better then
Robert Rodriguez
i'm on the blob
Jayden Bell
l..l..lads?
Hunter Young
my mums starting to fuck me off
she's been out to the shops literally every single day since this started
yesterday she went to asda to buy hair conditioner and a mattheson smoked sausage
i tried explaining to her your only meant to go for essentials to which she responded "i'll die if i can't go shopping"
Colton Stewart
Bans are powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren't we, Janny?
David Mitchell
>talking shit about Lenny
Pissening
Ian Ramirez
Exellent, fresh slaves for new Europe. New and improved with lower IQ and increased muscle growth. Should suit any jewish plantation owner.
>"I always use Swedish hybrid negroes to pick my cotton and wipe my ass"
>Levi Goldmoney, jewish slave owner.
Thomas Jenkins
What is that shite?
Bad news mate, you're infected.
Easton Moore
lmao just went to my grandparents "just to let you know i woke up today with a high temperature and a sore throat"
amazing
wtf i love april fools now
Oliver King
>and a mattheson smoked sausage
she's gonna jam that up her growler
Hunter Bailey
Disrespecting quarantine is the ultimate flex, good for her. Fuck the Tories and fuck the lockdown.
Aiden Evans
Keep sucking bureaucratic cock faggot.
Your mam is based.
Alexander Stewart
She's right, go out, fuck the coronahoax.
Demand your pubs reopen, refuse to queue.
Everybody out.
Benjamin Harris
Shes been round mine for some sausage too lad
Joshua Stewart
Think I've already had it anyway, it really is just a cold.
Angel Bell
>tfw immune from the chinky flu
Carson Johnson
It's true women spending money is like us breathing air
Colton Parker
That was just a cold m8
Carter Cook
who the fuck draws these
Nathaniel Morris
You're in the asymptomatic phase lad, you'll be showing symptoms soon enough.
Lucas Jackson
Is auto-scroll borked for anyone else or is it just me?
Isaac Rodriguez
just you
*coof*
Oliver Garcia
Shit.
I'll take as many people as I can.