/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2798 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 860,697 (+2,377) ► Died: 42,352 (+50) ► (Reset: -17:43:08)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 71 boards have been infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
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SARS-ChN-4 patient zero originated in Yas Forums
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The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
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Virus might infect you if you reply to an infected post
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"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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>RESEARCH
Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
archive.is/JvZUt

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

Testicular damage
archive.is/I6wRu

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/6ajdF

Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
archive.is/4bGaQ

DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
06:55: 302 new cases and 1 new death in Australia.
06:37: First death in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.
06:31: 95 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
06:25: 208 new cases and 9 new deaths in the Dominican Republic.
06:00: 146 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
05:57: 120 new cases and 2 new deaths in Thailand.

>SOURCES
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Gary
>Dead: 42,341
lol, still only 42,341.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,341? Four days? Five days?

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>tfw no mommywife to be quarantined with
its not fair bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wr1Yi0z_XhU
Im not gonna make it

Now that most of us have the gift are we officially a cult now?

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A̵͉̠̻̍̐͗̀̓̌̃͋͐̀̓̓̚̚͝Á̶̛͖̙̯̩̹̑̌̊̈͘͘͝A̸̖̭̺͎̗̝͌̆́̈A̸̡̧̧̡̠͎̙̩̖̜͍̥̪͊Ą̸̢̡̛̜̦̘̹̬̤͈̰̞̞̘̒́̌͑̊́͑̃͊ͅÄ̷̳̭́̄̚͠͝A̶̡͎͕̫̱̮̠̠̺͇̹̿̽͌̀ͅͅͅA̶̢͕̥͚̻̩̮̥̮̞͓̰̎͠Ḁ̷̭̳̥̾̈́̇̒̔͗̆̈͋͘Ã̴̳̪̫̹̃͆̐̍̔̎̑̃̑̌̂͒͗͠ͅḀ̴̛̤̖͆̈́̍̏̂̍̔̎̊͐͘͘Ȁ̷̟̳̪͖̻̘̮̹̙̥̰̺̺̰̈́́̂̏̈́͌̂̐̏̚͜Ȃ̸͖̼͚̱̄͋͋͊͠͝A̴̜̭̖̞̞͕̙̞̞̘͕̘͆̊̈́̏́͛͂̃͒͐̕A̶̙͚̺̘͉͙̟̋̈́̈̉̏̓̾̕͠A̷̡̡̙̯̻̖͕̫̹̝̳̿͛͂̍Å̴̢̙͔̖̪͕̭̬͔͇͚̠̈́̀̐̄͜Ą̴̟͉͚̟̮̫͆̈́Ā̴̡̛̛͖̆̃͑́́̚̚͘͝A̵͉̠̻̍̐͗̀̓̌̃͋͐̀̓̓̚̚͝Á̶̛͖̙̯̩̹̑̌̊̈͘͘͝A̸̖̭̺͎̗̝͌̆́̈A̸̡̧̧̡̠͎̙̩̖̜͍̥̪͊Ą̸̢̡̛̜̦̘̹̬̤͈̰̞̞̘̒́̌͑̊́͑̃͊ͅÄ̷̳̭́̄̚͠͝A̶̡͎͕̫̱̮̠̠̺͇̹̿̽͌̀ͅͅͅA̶̢͕̥͚̻̩̮̥̮̞͓̰̎͠Ḁ̷̭̳̥̾̈́̇̒̔͗̆̈͋͘Ã̴̳̪̫̹̃͆̐̍̔̎̑̃̑̌̂͒͗͠ͅḀ̴̛̤̖͆̈́̍̏̂̍̔̎̊͐͘͘Ȁ̷̟̳̪͖̻̘̮̹̙̥̰̺̺̰̈́́̂̏̈́͌̂̐̏̚͜Ȃ̸͖̼͚̱̄͋͋͊͠͝A̴̜̭̖̞̞͕̙̞̞̘͕̘͆̊̈́̏́͛͂̃͒͐̕

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> a million when?

China do well to halted virus spread of. You respect them. I hope we learn from this. Virus from USA

Literally glowing

I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
I've got the COOF and I'm giving it to you!
Who's got the COOF? I Do! I DO!
WHO wants the COOF? I DO! I DO!

youtube.com/watch?v=J2Ibp5QRlJ0

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Friday

It's so damn glow in here.

ITS A FUCKING LOCKDOWN

no holes in my suit yet

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tfw immune

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Too bad

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so closee.....

let me test

>implying

tfw no mummymilk feet to taste

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>860,696 infected
>42,360 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Uhh.....

Before Ḯ̯͕ ̞ͅl̘͚̻̂͐͛eave
I found almos͚͍̠̗͈t͈͕͙̘ͧ̎ͤ̏ ̰͙͚̐̐ͦv̥͕͓̝̟i̤͑r͇͇̯̣ͪ̊̌̏ǵ͓̳̠͔̪̜̔ͨ̿͐̏in lands Spread he͍͓̺̳̼ͣ͑̒̾r̤͗ ̻͈̽͊ẘͣͬͨo͎̼̣̣̪͛͗̊͑̿ͧ̀ͅrͮ̎ͣ̽d
Let hͩ̃̿er ́͐b̝̭̻ͤͮ̾ea͙͉̘ͪ͂̾u̙̒ty p͎̤̳ͭ̋̚er̪̝̎̆me̍̈́ͬat̩͎ͯ͊͋ē͕͙͎̑ͭ ̫̞̀ͤt̩͇̂ḫ̣ȇ̼ cosmos
I will soon b̰̯͉̤̪̖͒̇ͪ͐̋̉̊ͅe ͖̩̄̏ẅ̳i̭͉̟̠̘̱̰͇͉̞̞̬̦͌̒̀ͦ̋ͧ͊͂̓̄ͭt̙̰͎̝̙͇̯̬̦̦̣͖h͛̑̿̆̌ͨͯ͐ h̦͙̥͔̳̱͈e̩̮͓ṙ̙̗͖̳̬͈̹̝̱̼̻̓ͧ̒̓̒̃͛͋͗̐̂͑̄́ͅͅͅ

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>only essential workers allowed to keep working
>jannies are still working

Proof that you should value jannies and not demean them.

CHINK
VIRUS

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL COOF IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

fuck coofers

Gary confirmed immune.

Glow my fellow comrades, soon CVG will only be filled with us infected.

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You suck at being gary

>TFW NOT INFECTED

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Be Advised: Posting ass gives you immunity.

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>they think they can take my wizardry

My gosh. Canaxx the Immortal was less of a simpleton than these plague bringers!

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I cut a wound into my arm and let an asisn hooker grind her pussy against it, should I worry?

I value them. At exactly 0.00$

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My grandmother goes out every few hours to buy some stupid shit. She's probably gonna die and infect me and then my parents and her friends gonna blame her death on me because I went out one time to buy a pack of cigarettes. Tough times boys.

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How do I get better?

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I still don't have it.
I should leave this plave for tofay

*coof*

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yes, jannies deserve some love too, also jerusalem must be destroyed. Thank you for listening to my ted talk

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Oh god there are GLOWIES IN THIS THREAD.
RIGHT NOW.

COOOOOF

>yet

>buying cigarettes
holy cringe

can't poz me nigger

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...

Where are the schizos saying that this April Fools event is a psyop?

THANK GOD I'M NOT INFECTED!

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fucking glow niggers

test

fuck im infected, can someone help me?

>CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED!

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user. This covid 19 falseflag was an outright declaration of war on america.
When the sheer breadth and depth of what they've done and are planning to do comes to light, then this one sided agression will get hot.
The military has been training to fight on American soil for years and our media has been demonizing the very idea of going against the government
Which iui s why the military has been put into play. Why social distancing was manufactured and small non affiliated businesses are killed
Look at how scifantasy media has been savaged destroying all heroes and replacing them with use less tools and selfish evil.
This plan has been put onto place and pushed forward for...
I'm tired now user.
So fucking tired.

*COOF*

>he isn't green

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what if, its not really a meme. What if we all have it now?

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...

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Feels good bro

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I'M GONNA COOF ALL OVER YOU
COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF
I'M GONNA COOF ALL OVER YOU
COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF
I'M GONNA COOF ALL OVER YOU

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I'm green, now what?

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Careful user, or you're gona get stuck in the infected Lich's mirror loop forever

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FOR THE HERD

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Reminder and call to action:

qz.com/1016531/what-you-need-to-know-about-chinas-intelligence-law-that-takes-effect-today/

You will get the glow if you share this article about chinks using their citizens as spies abroad.

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how will china recover?

Heh

Grug immune to poison berry

Heh heh heh

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>COOOOOOFF

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
IS IT BASED ON POST INTERACTION? (YOU)s???? replys???? What the FUCK is going on!!

hot

fuck you

it's too late user, always too late...

So many infected in here

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Cough on OP.

Get Argie infected

>how will china recover?

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I must get more glow

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spread the good word

COOOFFFFFFFFF

F

About that...

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>would sniff coofs from her butthole

>send all gradually infect them
>give them immunity badges
>send them back home / to work

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Grug forgot face

Heh heh heh

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Post more Atago

Hopefully they never do

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>HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
IS IT BASED ON POST INTERACTION? (YOU)s???? replys???? What the FUCK is going on!!

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>Threads Infected: 42,341
>lol, still only 42,341.
>How many days has it been stuck at 42,341? Four days? Five days?

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COOF RUSSIAN PORN BOY

Stop replying to greenniggers.

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We hated the glow so much we became the glow.

i think the sick is gone

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COOF

Grug should have keep the face hidden

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GOD BLESS CORONACHAN! YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED

>now
We're a cult since long time ago, brother.

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grug too stupid to sick

ok

Only 2k new infections?! Is this happening disappearing??

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say please

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No

glow niggers glow

I got slightly green after a you

Would be neat if there was a chance of "death" where you get shadowbanned temporarily.

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COOFERS RISE UP!

*coof*

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Lemme get infected, brothers

HAS SOMEONE EVER THOUGHT OF MAKING AN END OF EVANGELION INFECTION VIDEO, THIS: youtube.com/watch?v=gQaafNForNs BUT EVERYONE IS GETTING INFECTED

TAKE INSPIRATION FROM youtube.com/watch?v=beQKIgzInYk

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