I am from the IHO (Imageboard Health Organization) and I am here to conduct testing for a novel viral infection (known as POZZcoof-4).
The test will proceed as follows.
1. I HAVE NOT posted since the beginning of the infection. 2. I will create this thread to verify that I have not been infected. 3. I will in this thread again in 10 minutes. If I am infected by (you)s, it will show. 4. If I am not infected, I will reply to coofers. I will wait for an incubation period (10 minutes) and post again to check for infection.
Thank you for your continued support through this process.
FUCK YOU NIGGER IM GONNA COOF ON YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
Nathan James
Let's see
Jeremiah Cook
It would appear creating threads is not the source of the infection. Testing shows use of meme flags increases risk of infection. We will continue to research further.
save yourself the trouble or if you do go ahead as planned, once you get infected try to get as many yous as possible to get darker green
Lucas Rivera
@251341179
These things must be studied intensely. The IHO is always looking for volunteers to study board health.
Unfortunately, janitors have had a hard time understanding our posts. They have been spreading misinformation and fake news. You should only trust information from the proper authorities/
We at the IHO can confirm 3 things about Novel POZZcoof-4.
1. Posting threads does not cause infection. 2. (You)'s do not cause infection. 3. Using the term "nigger" ironically or unironically does not cause infection.
This third items is great news for Yas Forums. That would have been a worst case scenario.
This. Also, sequential integers pertaining to post number have been rumored to be cure. For some reason talking about it directly is now considered spam.
One interaction with a weak poz on a different board here,
Eli Lopez
YOU MAY BE INFECTED BEFORE INFECTION IS VISIBLE CRYPTOCOOFER CARRIERS MAY NOT SHOW SYMPTOMS, ONLY RESPOND TO POSTERS YOU KNOW AND TRUST, AND ALWAYS USE A CONDOM
Parker Rogers
I will glow into your soul
Luis Murphy
The IHO has confirmed that novel POZZcoof-4 is not contagious.
1. It is not spread by making threads. 2. It is not spread by receiving (you)s 3. It is not spread by giving (you)s
This is my first post since the emergence of POZZcoof-4. I will not reply to anyone who is displaying coofing. Hopefully, this prevents me from getting the janny virus
Robert Smith
*coof*
Ethan Russell
HAVE A (YOU)
Caleb Cox
You better respect my authortiah you limp wristed faggot. I tested it myself
What I have yet to confirm is if replies to infected replies infect without a confirmation reply by the newly infected. I imagine so, but there is no way to know without infecting yourself.
Jackson Wright
Wtf?! Great. Now I...must...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF
Evan Bailey
Test
Jaxon Young
What precautions do you suggest non-infected take?
Is there a cure?
Why are the Mods not doing anything to isolate the infected? Is there no place we can put them?
How long until the entire board is infected, do you have a rate of infection?
What is the cause of the infection?
How many are infected currently?
Is there a risk of banning from infection?
Hunter Ross
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Parker Watson
Test. Sorry *coof* we have to get to the bottom of this
Daniel Perez
>replying to the infected gets you infected
Parker Rivera
>Anonymous
The IHO has lifted all PPE requirements on all boards. You should comfort your fellow anons with (you)s in their time of need.
