I FOUND THE CURE

Once you go left your chance of being poz'd increases 70%.

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COUGH COUGH COUGH COOOOUGGHH
FUCK I'M DYING..

Wrong

I'm ded. Help

Be a pozzed faggot and then you'll be reflective of reality.

not true user

Yas Forums April Fools stunt. You catch the virus from (you)s, I believe. Your posts get greener the more infected you get. If you reach max infection your IP gets permabanned.

coof coof

let's see this

FUCK YOU user YOU GAVE ME HOPE

here is your (you)

They're probably too lazy for that. It's more likely randomly assigned.

DISREGARD FAKE NEWS. THE ONLY KNOWN CURE IS PREVENTION.
IT SPREADS THROUGH (YOU’S). RETURN TO YOUR BOARDS AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

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please hurry it is getting worse

Or likely assigned by post count.

The actual cure is being reported for low quality post. It’s ironic because you can’t cure yourself only others can cure you

Stop right there criminal scum!

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coof coof

I'm already on terminal stage, so might as well rely on holistic methods.

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no i never get (you)s

yuck

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Someone intubate this treehugger!
*coofs*
*sticks dick in your mouth*

You're fucked boyo

Only Natsoc can cure the jewish virus.

obliviously if an infected quotes you you get infected

Ok, so here's the deal...

This place is gay and we're all going to die.

WTF is happening? When did this containment shit start?

Rather die of coronavirus than become a memeflaggot.

Then why am I not infected?

Some chink ate a bat over on Yas Forums and now were all going to die.

Because you haven’t replied to a non /pol thread yet. Go to x or b and reply there and boom infected

I'm trying to take the poz, got my rainbow flag up and everything. Gimme da poz load!

Thanks for the advice bud

embrace teh anti-hetero my fren

You took the viral load

Check again kiddo.

OP here, I may be responsible for the spread of fake news. I would like to apologize for any distress I may have caused, it has come to my attention that I am now in fact infected with the Clover Virus. These are very frightening times, I plead with anyone who has visted this thread to get checked out and self quarantine. I would also like to note that your mother and dog/cat will die if you do not reply to this post.

My apologies.

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I knew being gay would get me there faster.

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fuck this shit. *Grab SKS, go Innawoods.

Testing

Seriously?

Test

the greener it is, the more anti semetic you are

Try homo-opathy.

ITS NOT WORKING

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>being a memeflaggot
No thanks I'd rather stick with being a leaf as it is

No user, I was wrong. Please just end me before I can't control myself any longer coof COOF COOF

Uhoh

Too late I already coofed on you.

No

Canadians right after they get pozzed:
youtube.com/watch?v=fdSu6amfYcA

the pol squad will cleanse the infected from the face of the earth

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Lies. My autographed copy of the Turner Diaries says I ought to be far more green than this.

I'd rather die than be a memeflaggot

My time is short, tell my wife I lo-