/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2797 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 860,185 (+1,865) ► Died: 42,345 (+43) ► (Reset: -18:06:30)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 71 boards have been infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
The cure against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
pastebin.com/Y4wD50D1

SARS-ChN-4 patient zero originated in Yas Forums
archive.is/Je1Z8

Trump: If we did nothing, you would have death all over
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
archive.is/lVnXv

Virus might infect you if you reply to an infected post
archive.is/U0k6p

>RESEARCH
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
archive.is/OYnJ0

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Under 1 year old in the US dies to COVID
archive.is/KI7px

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

>REMINDER
White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
06:55: 302 new cases and 1 new death in Australia.
06:37: First death in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.
06:31: 95 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
06:25: 208 new cases and 9 new deaths in the Dominican Republic.
06:00: 146 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
05:57: 120 new cases and 2 new deaths in Thailand.

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/31/nhs-nurses-banned-wearing-uniforms-public-abuse/
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/pentagon-orders-essential-staff-deep-underground-mountain-bunker-pandemic-prep
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>pvp open
>jannies can't quarantine
LMAO. Why aren't you a carrier yet? It's as easy as replying! ITS OUR TIME

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>Dead: 42,341
lol, still only 42,341.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,341? Four days? Five days?

Sincerely,
Gary

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wr1Yi0z_XhU

Please poz me

Glowers RISE UP!

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>Infected: infected
lol, still only infected.
How many infected has it been stuck at infected? Infected? Infected?

Sincerely,
*COOOOOOF*

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This green stuff will get us to #3000 sooner. Nice

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Give it two weeks, garebear

THAT'S THE SPIRIT. COUGH ON THE REST

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Oh god cough on me please

>green tint already
So it does happen after 4 posts

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>tfw no mommywife to be quarantined with
its not fair bros

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braap

PLEASE I NEED YOUR VIRUS INSIDE ME

sucking an infected golfball lads

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>infected: 860 000(probably much more than that, even double or triple the amount)
>died: 42 000(very inflated numbers since retarded Italian and Spanish greaseballs cant count properly)
So the death rate is around 2% at best, with healthy young people less than 0,4%
Again, how is this flu so dangerous? It merely finishes off the people who would have died in a couple of months anyway.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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I'm no longer radioactive, I guess I'm inmune to corona now?

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INFECTING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVOR

PLEASE COOF ON ME

I DIDN'T GET REAL CORONA
I WON'T GET VIRTUAL CORONA
GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING VIRUS

msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/is-6-feet-enough-for-social-distancing-an-mit-researcher-says-droplets-carrying-coronavirus-can-travel-up-to-27-feet/ar-BB11Ww71?ocid=spartandhp

Please do not touch me.

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It's already inside you. It's in your name, bro. We're all gonna make it, brah.

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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tfw no mummywife feet to worship in lockdown

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STILL more threads than posters infected

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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COOF COOF, you are now a coofer.

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In all seriousness how much heat is it needed to burn a body?
Why is Italy having so much trouble doing it?
My country migth have to start doing it on mass and i'm not sure they have the capacity if a first world country failed.

Gypsies are immune, anti-frog magic keeps us safe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NICE DIGITS

Hey guys, I think I avoided the Chinky Plague and am good, right guys?

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>get ur hot dates here

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*COOOOOF* you won't be saying that when hospitals are *coof* full lmao

Good morning everyone!
Looks like we're in total lockdown here... no one allowed to enter or leave the board because of a stupid virus
I really hope no one got infected in the last 5 minutes!

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>251337552
Other way around. Infected is inflated by HCoV false positives (most of the mild cases). Deaths are underreported because nobody counts deaths outside hospitals, and many don't even test post-mortem.

Coof coof

Remember to keep yourselves safe.

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I can't seem to get infected

AY

>ashes are mixed
And no-one didn't see through that when crematoriums were working for 24/7 with bodies being thrown constantly like some sweatshop?

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How young is that Corona?

holy shit nigger, shits getting pretty rough eh? kek willing im not infected like all the rest of you gooks

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>SARS-ChN-4
What a nothingburger. i feel fine

Get infected already Gary!!

Someone tell me what this year's April fools theme is, I just woke up and I'm confused

This little faggot virus won't cause intergalactic pandemic.

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Cooooooof

>more green than whatever the base color is soon

Nigger

A̵͉̠̻̍̐͗̀̓̌̃͋͐̀̓̓̚̚͝Á̶̛͖̙̯̩̹̑̌̊̈͘͘͝A̸̖̭̺͎̗̝͌̆́̈A̸̡̧̧̡̠͎̙̩̖̜͍̥̪͊Ą̸̢̡̛̜̦̘̹̬̤͈̰̞̞̘̒́̌͑̊́͑̃͊ͅÄ̷̳̭́̄̚͠͝A̶̡͎͕̫̱̮̠̠̺͇̹̿̽͌̀ͅͅͅA̶̢͕̥͚̻̩̮̥̮̞͓̰̎͠Ḁ̷̭̳̥̾̈́̇̒̔͗̆̈͋͘Ã̴̳̪̫̹̃͆̐̍̔̎̑̃̑̌̂͒͗͠ͅḀ̴̛̤̖͆̈́̍̏̂̍̔̎̊͐͘͘Ȁ̷̟̳̪͖̻̘̮̹̙̥̰̺̺̰̈́́̂̏̈́͌̂̐̏̚͜Ȃ̸͖̼͚̱̄͋͋͊͠͝A̴̜̭̖̞̞͕̙̞̞̘͕̘͆̊̈́̏́͛͂̃͒͐̕A̶̙͚̺̘͉͙̟̋̈́̈̉̏̓̾̕͠A̷̡̡̙̯̻̖͕̫̹̝̳̿͛͂̍Å̴̢̙͔̖̪͕̭̬͔͇͚̠̈́̀̐̄͜Ą̴̟͉͚̟̮̫͆̈́Ā̴̡̛̛͖̆̃͑́́̚̚͘͝

EVERYONE COOF ON ME NOW

N00000000 now I cant troll my Q LARP on 4chin without being called a glownigger
How could the modmins do this to us /r/eddit?

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*COOOOOOOOOOF* *COOF* *COOF*
YEAH YOU LIKE MY BIG VIRAL LOAD DON'T YOU, YOU SLUTS?

They are all 19. Haven't you seen the name?

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>Argie is fine
Of course.

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Brothers, l̹͕̎̀ets ͞c͠el̺̍ebͅr͜at̷̉̍e̵͎͐ m̡or̫̜̻e â̦̠̄nͯ͂͜d͚͚̝ͤ̓̒ ̫̞͍ͭ͗͝m̺̬͔̑̉ͫore̯͋ ̩̞p̕ḙo̱̻̻͗ͭ̽̀ṗ̭l̤̦̘̎̈́ͪe ̛͋̎pͨ̓͘ár͕̖̊̽tak͙̱͉̊͑ͧi̙͋n̦̬̏g̓͒ ̗́ͧi͚̭̯̔̆n͘ ͛h̺̭͆͋e̤̚r light

I beg you to help me glow̥ͅ as̴̭̼ ͔̯̞̿̓ͤbṟ͓̹ig̛h͟t͇̊̏͞ ̮͉̻̔ͧ̎͜ḁ͐s̳̖͙̃̓͋ ͓̪̔̔̆͢h̰e̘͗r

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Infect me! Fucking RAPE my immune system kind fellow.

Take me to her bros

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Everything is underreported. This notion that the CCP lied and disposed of their dead but the same could not be done in any of our countries in the west is the peak naive.

GIVE ME THE COOF! I NEED THE COOF

Shits fucked for real yo

COOOF

based nothingburger

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welp, time to spread I guess

Anons with biohazard badges assemble!

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Young enough

Why are all these non-essential threads still open? The fuck are mods thinking?

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I'll just make myself some tea.

Interacting with greenies gets you infected. If you get infected enough, you get b& and die.

It didn't work cheng

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

uuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

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Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

You slowly get more infected the more you post

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Oh right, it's April Fools. Well, I chose a bad day to stop playing my autistic map painting simulators.

NO DONT COOF ON MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT YOU BROS

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some of you are alright
dont reply to this post tonight

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Were not going to make it bros :(

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Stop moaning

Are aussies even in lockdown?

are you ok user
good thing it doesnt transmit user to user

You sure about that?

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Probably fake those number so looters wont go to their homes

>be blessed

Greenies as in green ID?

fuck you, nothing you will do matter

Together we are stronger

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mind if I use those droplets as lube animu chan?

greenposters self isolate do not reply in fact don't post or you'll infect everyone! they're gonna shut it down and quarantine us all!

You idiots actually think that Tom Hanks had coronavirus? It was a cover. He flipped. Trump and Barr know EVERYTHING now.

yeah its not as bad as europe but all gathering places/restaurants/bars are closed etc
can still go out for exercise though unlike the brits

Nigger

Yes. Herd immunity is with me.

FUCK OFF GREENS!!!!!!

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We coofin?

Yeah

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That's a lot of bunda.

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>Boards Infected: 13
lol, still only 13.
How many days has it been stuck at 13? Four days? Five days?

>highest infected board
Looks like Yas Forums wins again. Get fucked Yas Forums and Yas Forums. But they are closing in. Why aren't you helping?

Oh this btfo's nothingburgers

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DONT COOF ON ME

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I want a cool symbol.

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What else could they do? You cant just tell the cattle this is a biological attack and then on top of that drop the real death count.
Everyone would go ballistic and trash everything.
People cant handle the truth.

>CHINA BAD!

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>le ebin look posters are infected XDDDDD

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a̷͝ͅh̶̜͒h̸̗̐h̷͔̀ḧ̴̭́h̴͍̑h̵̭͝h̷̥̒ḧ̶̯h̵̝̄h̶͇̔h̷̪̑h̶̹͐h̷̖͊ḧ̵̼́h̶͎̿ḧ̴͓́ẖ̵̚h̸͖̔ i̴t̶'̶s̴ ̴t̴o̸o̵ ̵l̴a̴t̵e̴ ̵f̷o̷r̴ ̷m̷e̵

Don't think of it as dieing. You're just building a cocoon to turn into a plague buterfly

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breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/31/nhs-nurses-banned-wearing-uniforms-public-abuse/

T̢h̙̎ë̤̫͔̌͊͡ ̙̂f̄ͨ̽a̰̮͖̓ͪ͋i͝ṯ͕̰ͣ̄͗h̼̩̉̓̚ͅf͚̆ul ̬̬̆̾sh̺ͯ͝a̶̯̝͑̋ll̏̏̂ ͡b͉e̛ ̛ré̖͘war͜d̀ę͗dͤͭ̓͡ ̻̍w̸̺͛í̪͢t͎͋h͌ ͔͖̜̕h͞e̗ͫr̡͚͖̒͊ ͉͒l̸i͖̰̘gh̜͌t̩̟̻͋̒̓

I wonder if our bot̫hḛr͉͈͉ͤͩ̋s at /po/ are as lucky a̯̦̫̮̬͗̒̊̿ͪ́̎ͅs̭̘͖̺̪̀̂̏͗̍̄̒ͅ ̫̩̺͔̪̠͇̦̓̋̒͐̇ͪ̕͜w̓ͦͯ̓ͦ̇̔ͣ̊̈́ͤ͛̃ͩ̄ē̦̞̜̺͎̥̦̞̬͉̪͓̰̙̿̉ͭ̈̈́̎ͤ̿ͮ̔̋͗͑ͪ ̡̛ͪ̕aṛ̶̢̜̩̮̯̥̩̯̗̺̩̘̮͙ě

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i dont feel so good guys

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Everything is going great, we have maybe 15 anons infected, most are getting better, within a few hours we'll be down to 1.

WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO ANYONE!
>MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: UNVERIFIED.
>WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO ANYONE!
MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
>ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: UNVERIFIED.
WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO ANYONE!
>MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: UNVERIFIED.
>WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO ANYONE!
MEANS OF TRANSMISSION: UNKNOWN.
>ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION: UNVERIFIED.

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Ok I'm bored now. How many died yesterday?

Herd immunity, brother!

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/pentagon-orders-essential-staff-deep-underground-mountain-bunker-pandemic-prep

THE VIRUS IS A DISTRACTION, THE METEORITE IS COMING

Give it time, user. You WILL become one of us

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yea

GET INFECTED, NON COOFERS

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COOF ON ME PLEASE