DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD.
DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS.
HIDE GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS
SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH HAZMAT SUITS.
WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MAKING IT.
ALL THE FUD.
ALL THE HODLING.
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS.
SUIT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
FLATTEN
THE
CURVE
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hey hows it going?...
It's too late
I'm clean bro
Fuck me in the ass AIDSchan
a-a-aa-....
AAA-COOOOOFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me too user. fucking coofers man
I cant smell or taste this hazmat suit... are you sure its working?
I'm part of the white master race and immune. Weak genetics btfo.
WTF ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!!?!?
SAGE AND HIDE GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT TALK TO GREEN POSTERS
RUN AWAY FROM THEM IF THEY SEE YOU
Grandfather Nurgle has already blessed you.
We aren't going anywhere.
confirmed NOTHINGBURGER
>few green people pop up
>the average flu lasts a few days
>0 deaths
OH NOOO THE END IS NIGH!!!!!
op you dontlook good yourself
Stay away, bro!
WHAT IS GOING ON??? ITS SPREAD TO Yas Forums??
>they got me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERYONE STAY AWAY I DONT WANT TO INFECT YOU!
sup
too late
I’m actually immune to said virus. Quickly now anons suck on my blood and become immune with me. Do it now faggot bigots
Chink flu can't catch me
AAAAAAAARGHHOFF COFF COFF COFF
>Devils blood
based and checked
*coof*
point me at them, ill help
Ayyyy lmao
I agree
Coof
green post?
Coof coof
Glow boi
How do I become one of them?
Aussies can't get the virus..it's true
Uh.. g-guys
H-how do you catch it?? Am I safe if I don’t reply??
AM I SAFE IN THIS THREAD?
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
STAY AWAY
i have the rare Baltic strain for true connoisseurs
Virus check
NOOOO NOBODY IS SAFE
Sweet
AAAAAAAH NURGLE GIVE ME YOUR GIFTS
virus check
memeflags are immune bros
Get onion green... it’s made out of Anons, Oniongreen is made out of ANONS!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M COOOOOOOOOFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
*COOF*
I AM WEARING MY SWEDISH GOVERNMENT ISSUED ANTI-COOF BRACELET. I'M SAFE GUYS.
it shouldn't be a curve, it should be a line.
straight up
I'VE FOUND THE CURE
WHERE DO I GET TESTED
*Coofs*
Right here
I'm immune faggot
Based aussies
COOF COOF COOF
Hallo grun freunds
Same here. Feels good to be clean.
Checked
Not bad, how you be
Based aquarium cleaner poster
>DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD.
>DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS.
>HIDE GREEN POSTERS
>DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS
Stay away coofers
Stay in /pol. Do NOT leave your safe board. Infection will find you
Sharon how does one turn so green?
HOOOOODL
HODL THE LINE
I REPEAT HODL THE LINE
Im immune
Natural immunity, never gona coof.
Won't get me mother fuckers
WHAT THE SHIT SOMEONE GIVE ME A QRD
You got the coof already user.
Thank G-d my country luckily developed the vaccine before this outbreak.
OH GOD OH FUCK A-AM I INFECTED? HOW DOES IT SPREAD?!?!
Coof
Oh, Lord of Pestilence, grant me seven plagues times seven! Make me a vessel of your generosity, a carrier of your gifts to Mankind, for thine is the decay, and the rebirth, for ever and ever.
yeah bro im clean
It isn't contagious
what the coof
>tfw immune to spurdobirus
feels good man
Fpbp
Lmao haha so funneh april fools epic Yas Forums meme xDD
God each year it's worse and worse. The only good one was multi board abominations, like /fitlit/ and /mlpol/.
Maybe the real coronavirus was the friends we made along the way
*coof*
*COOF*
The virus is fake news
*COOF*
IM GOING TO COOOOOOOOOOOOF
This is the only way. You know it to be true
*launches a glob of coof juice at you*
by getting coofed on *coof*
Yas Forums is next... no more gym bro
Very nice. Coof coof.
im going to be ok bros
STAY STRONG
i'm still immune, come and get me coofers
COOOOOOF
We /frogcolor/ now
*coof*
I will coof on the Jews!
Our Papa, who art disgusting, foul be thy stench. Give us this day a series of debilitating illnesses, as we give those who trespass against us debilitating illnesses. Lead us not into showers, and deliver us from antibiotics, for yours are the rotting carcasses, the ingrown toenails and the congealed stinking bin water, now and forever cough cough
*COOF*
uhh, OP?
you feelin alright?
they are fucking everywhere
don't worry, i have a gun, i can kill every aidsnigger here they are close enough
Still clean, feels good
Just accept it, and get on with your life
Take a few tablespoons... your going to die bro
You doomed us all
You're looking pale, user
>when infected niggaz tryin ta ruin yah dae
real shit
some freshness for the thread
same
not even sure how this works lmao
its on every fucking board
what the hell?!