Weird Al, AMA

Proofs.

thanks, jerk.

thank you, nice pic.

You're my hero! I want to destroy the oligarchy. If we survive, I'd like to direct a family comedy, probably a Christmas movie.

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Why do you guys not have a green border?
*cough cough*

why are celebs commie socialists disconnected from the real world?

I'm gonna watch UHF now. I think it would be awesome if you did a Christmas movie. Do you still get shekel royalties from UHF? I think I remember you saying something about that once in an interview.

All these infected posters need to be culled.

Maybe, Alpocalypse Cow. Which pedos?

I've always kept my public image very clean so no. But I was slaying it in the 80s.

Through Earwolf

i've got go with pestilence, because it's the biggest word and the reason i'm here

what do you want this time?

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I could actually believe it's you
I mean I've been in threads with William Shatner, but this is a whole nother ball game. You are the greatest artist of our time, sir.

not all of them are, but the ones that are, well: they are crazy, drugs and sex will give you viruses that make you stupid. STDs are no joke and will ruin your brain, in fact, people on the spectrum often have stds from childhood, and that's why they're like that but nobody wants to address that issue because, they want us to be stupid.

yeah of course, but it doesn't make much money. it's free on tubi, just to make a point.

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It would be a great time for a parody of xi and all of the big names kissing his ass like the w.h.o. and hollywood

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Thank you, Satire is King.

youtube.com/watch?v=5buzzyroYEk

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Well i'm honored to be one of the ones who attempted to infect you, but you've seem to got some sort of Weird Almmunity.

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Repent of that pose al.

Do you have a place you can live away from a major city? I would reccomend east of the mississippi

Timestamp proof or larp

This thread is making Fauci excited

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Weird Al is too wholesome to post in this litter box.

Al didn't type the way OP does. Fake and gay.

Not like celebrity pedos but people I knew. Maybe Apocalypse Meow. Cows are too nice to be Brando. I miss the 80's, fucking hell the future sucks.

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china has really spread it's power in the last 20 years. the reason so many CEOs quit their jobs this past year is because they were told by their Chinese business partners of what was to come. I'm not rich enough to be on the inside but i've been told things.

pic related

clever bro

too sexy for you?

I've got tunnels under my house

i've already played this game and won.

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Drop a Twitter hint, where would you hide for the apocalypse if you had your choice. Also does the grammar here bother you..

Running With Scissors was the first CD I ever bought with my own money and I used to listen to Albuquerque on repeat while mowing the lawn. Weird Al meant a lot to me. Still don't believe this is legit, but just saying on the off chance..

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>i've already played this game and won.
Not in this thread you haven't. If it's really weird al it'd take two seconds to snap a pic and prove you aren't larping, so why don't you?

how does Al type?

It's the end of the world, i'm allowed a little fun.

Meow you're talking

hahahahaha

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I posted this at the time I said I would, it says Tio Pepe, if i'm not Tio Pepe, I don't know who is.

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Oh shit he's infected now

If its really you, awesome. Ive been listening to you since I was in elementary school. I still play Amish paradise at my work

I'm gonna play along and make believe that you're legit. Here's a question. Did Harvey Weinstein ever proposition you for sex in order to land a role in a film? If not, would you have considered it if he had?

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You and I are spiritual brothers
I did the same shit and it was my first cd too
And Amputees are my fetish.

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For me it was the food album.

Weird Al is a national treasure (Not the Nicholas Cage kind) spreading joy and merriment to all.

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I have this theory that a lot of comedians (from local to international level ) come here to test out their jokes and then bring them down a notch for public consumption.

When should we start killing and robbing other civilians?

Have you considered doing a Twitch channel? Do you enjoy vidya games, sweet prince?

Here's an obvious one, will you parody my Sharona as my Corona?

Weird Al and Moon Man compilation album when?

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nine coronas has already been done

Thank you for existing, Al-sama (if it is you).

How long have you been browsing Yas Forums? Do you have a home board?

Please take this picture as thanks for your work, it's one of my favourites.

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Patton Oswald?

Sauce?

This, just drop a moonman track here on catbox or anonfile Al. It'd be legendary.

Why are you on Yas Forums of all places? Aren't you Jewish? The posts here don't bother you?

Some jews have aryan souls

I do, but I play overwatch and hearthstone.

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Why are you so sure it’s the end of the world?

if you are actually al then this is very based

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Next time you are in Stearns County Minnesota try to find Benny James he is an amazing drummer and wants to tour with you.

UHF is a great movie, but you have the *coof* virus now. sad.

Did you know that in the finale of My Little Pony you have a daughter with Pinkie Pie? Why did you steal my waifu? What is your opinion on the brony fandom in general?

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Okay, if your weird al, what kind of donuts did you have in Albuquerque?

If legit I'm a big fan, thanks for the years of spoofs and satire

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do a polka cover of a eurobeat song cunt
i know you want to

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He is just trying her out

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Thanks for being a Ninjer. Love your work. Hail King Terry!

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>Thought I was Jewish
Confirmed larp. Kikes would never allow a non kike to release songs on a big label that lampoon kikes.

That's not a bad answer...

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>I’m not gonna read all this shit
If your really al, how many pimples were on Leonard Nemoys butt

I remember being a kids when you first came out. The arguments we had about if it was legal what you were doing. Then as I got redpilled on Jews I finally figured out why you got to do what you did. They owned all the rights to the songs and they exploited you to make them money.