UNCLEAN STAY OUT

aha, oh no dont infect me daddy uwu

I come bearing relief from this terrible, cruel world.
Humble yourselves to those who have been chosen by the eternal Coof.
COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF

FUCK the infected.

Just a flu

I feel fine

Pathetic. But fine.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY SON

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heh, nice

Oh god it got worse

Ffuuuuuggg am I infected??

SOMEONE CREMATE THIS GUY ASAP

I feel fine.

It’s safe in here

I feel fine too

IM CLEAN LET ME IN YOUR BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE TO HELP ME GOYIM

Whyis the green creeping?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wr1Yi0z_XhU

LET ME IN, I'M NOT INFECTED! I GOT AMMO!

coof

>*cough*
>*cough*

please infect me with niggerlung

I will not always be so gracious as to just stand at your door and knock. I will force myself in if you test my patience. Accept my coof.

I'm fine bro .leyt me in.

Only phoneposters can survive. Get out of my way!!!!

Sorry. This is our placr now healthies. Enjoy

COOF

MY LEGGGGGGG

it's too late

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Share the tp faggot

Ninjas cant catch you if you're double nigger

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You already have it, sweetheart ;^)

So how does this shit work

Nooooooo

shit do i have it???

COME WITH ME YOU GUYS

I FEEL IT IN MY POSTS. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE.

Go away. Get out

I feel good

Oops I'm here.

No u

LET ME IN OR RISK VIOLATING THE NAP

I’m not infected let me in

>no green

A-am I recovering?

haha look at the little guy go!

I'M
COOOOOOOOOOOOOFIIIIIIIIIIING

>tfw coofed on dozens of times but not infected
My body is a biological hazmat suit

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I cough on you
Please suck my dick I'm so god damn lonely

hey guys *coof* i'm not infected i swear, just coofing because of this dank weed *coof coof*

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POST REDPILLS TO CURE THE COOF!

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same here, i think i'm inmune.

Do I get green when I reply to green posts?

F

Mine was too. Now look at me! Stop going around and stay home

It's over!

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stay out, niggers!

Is cold feets is one of the symptoms?

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Whew glad we’re all safe. I was a little worried about the virus haha...

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That's what Italy did now look at them!!1

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*COOF*

IT COMES AND GOES

NO ONE IS ACTUALLY RECOVERED

I have no idea how it works, I was completely coofproof an hour ago. Maybe you're an immunenigger.

urgargleelle e

hackk hak cook

nah, i guess it's random and accumulated. only lurks are safe.

n-n--nooooooooo

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You can get green when you reply in a thread with a green poster. Even if you don't give yous or receive your you still can be infected

fart

coof

Let me in...

LET ME IN IM FINE I SWEAR COOF COOF

Let me in

Im immune what are we doing are we doing in here

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What website breaking fuckery have the jannies pulled this time?

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Jesus will protect me, but you're hooped

am i safe?

*sneaks in*

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i’m clean. let me in. *coof coof*

Look at all of these infected trying to stain us, put em in the ovens.

Something's off about this pill you handed me.

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Why are you lying?

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ey up lads

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LET ME IN I SAY *COOF*

Sorry, we can't be sure if you're infected or not. Come close, let me give you a good look. *coof*

I dont believe you.

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This shits childish

Keep coofers out

nobody is safe

COOF COOF

I'm not coofing

Im safe let me in

It's irony that the greatest happening of our lives will happen on the day no one will believe it has really happened.

This is some Douglas Adams tier shitposting.
I love it.

Let me in too
coof.. coof.. coof

lets go lets go

hi fellow immunechads, this bunker looks comfy, now may i know where the toilets are located

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IS IT SAFE?

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Noo! Not my debatinos!!!
I can handle one day without my happeninos!!

Lets try herd immunity

oh noooooooo!!

globaltimes.cn/content/1180514.shtml

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Haha glad that we’re all safe right guys?

I brought MREs

thank goodness i got here in time, we're gonna make it bros

*coof coof*
make sure you fart before you go in

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I don’t feel so good guys

This.
Feels good being immune

Am I safe here?

Toast

down the hall and to the left.
make sure to keep your pants on, for your own safety.

yay not infected

Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.

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praise nurgle. i want his gift

Can we cure them, or is it time to isolate ourselves?

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LET ME IN IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I WAS COOFED ON

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I'm scared bros what do I do

Whod want to cure them, let gods wrath shine through.

no

Gott strafe’d

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

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Begone niggah.

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#everything'sgoingtobefine
also nice trips mdude

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Umm...how do I say this...you are unclean and must be put down.

*coof* don't worry bro, just the flu

>Not even germs will come around me
Guess I’ll be going to Yas Forums now :(

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Don’t leave /pol or you’ll catch it.

feels good being clean.

do a flip

I think i'm fine...

it's too late. We're already here.

yea ikr

I feel like Kevin James