/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2796 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Can you pick me up a mask, tp, and hand sanitizer? I don't want to be infected.

You still can't infect me niggers.

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Memes

nothingburger flu confirmed. stop shilling this shit. things will go back to normal in 1 week. look at italy, already recovering anf lifting lockdowns. its over happeningfags.

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Boys, we have a CCP shill here.

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They care more about ad revenue than their posters!

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FUCKING KILL ME LADS

Reply to this post and your city is whiped out.

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Like anyone would want to infect you.

You need to quarantine yourself for 14 days, you filthy vector

I don't feel so good Yas Forums bros...

COOF COOF welcome to the club.

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*coof*

>IGNORE INFECTED POSTERS
>SOCIAL REPLY DISTANCING IS KEY
>DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ANY COOFERS

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sankakucomplex.com/2020/03/30/japanese-deputy-prime-minister-taro-aso-calls-who-the-chinese-health-organization/
japan calls out the bitches, why can't the rest of the world

I bring her love.

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Please keep a minimum 3 line distance from any other posts and remember to regularly wash your penis.
Together we can flatten the curve.

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Yeah can you see if they have anymore piss jugs? Im almost out

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Argiebaker is a glownigger here to spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, he is here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan and turned our board into doomer schizo central with his incessant MSM-tier panicposting which has made pol and all of you the joke of the internet

Give me your gifs

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You can still pull through! It's just a flu!

Oh no. I'm infected.

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Give me strength brothers

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I and I smoka da ganga Haille I and I friend love

>tfw you only need digits to be quarantined

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Someone keeps coughing in my house but I'm the only one here.

FUCK OFF GREENSS!!!!!!

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BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Lol, still not infected. How long have I not been infected for? 4 threads? 5 threads?

>tfw almost your bedtime and didnt get infected

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I AM NOT INFECTED I AM NOT INFECTED

I don't feel so good guys..

>trips
Dear god, take me now

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has best bioweapon of them all?

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The response from Yas Forums has been just amazing, they are already closing down the hospitals and going back to post

we could learn a thing or two here in Yas Forums

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how long till /cvg/ full green? two threads? three?

who /green/ CHAD here?

NOT EVER GONNA INFECT ME

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COOF COOF

Uh guys. Did anyone else hear a coof?
I'm scared.

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Who here /immune/?

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Coof

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Lets rejoice at being part of something so beautiful 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏

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I want to die

IM FREE NIGGERS

ATTENTION: A CURE HAS BEEN FOUND
>ATTENTION: A CURE HAS BEEN FOUND
ATTENTION: A CURE HAS BEEN FOUND

IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
>AWAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS
RESPECT SOCIAL DISTANCING

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you sure?

>tfw keep forgetting that it's spring
anyone else relate?

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hug me

I'm infected on two boards, I need to escape to somewhere safe...

/vip/?

When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chiner cities?

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Think you can flatten THESE curves?

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uhhhhh user?

based

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You failed, krautz.

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I don't wanna be green anymore. Can someone cure me?

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>haha lolol we're playing the infection game
meanwhile the mutt death rate has broken all records with more than 900/day

the sky is the limit

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COOF COOF
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*coof coof*
shove it up your ass

Shut up and go back to work, Yas Forumsack

Too late, you are going to die of green

Poster-to-replier contact is not happening.

Welcome ,brothers. Jannies are the only uninfected now.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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get blessed nigger

>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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i have some soop for you

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video was posted on r/coronavirus a few hours ago , after it blew up it was taken down for no reason, I managed to save it, however, any attempt to post the original video on Liveleak, Vimeo, Youtube, Imgur or even my own Google Drive any other website was prevented, either by the video not processing or the file getting deleted. This is a coverup! The original poster on r/Coronavirus said that this was taken by a friend of his working in the ICU, these bodies bags are full of people and are being kept in the Maternity Ward of the NYC hospital.

I was able to repost it by crooping the video and putting it on imgur, please save and share before it get's deleted

vimeo.com/402833242

How a new anime season is beginning, that is always something to look forward for.

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I can't believe the butts virus is spreading

No. You ded

Stay safe, anons

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Poopoo Peepee

LOCK IT DOWN NIGGA

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It's always hot in AZ so I can never tell sometimes

Gonna coof

I've build the inferno grail! That means all plague get replaced by week of the imp

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Still clean. Corona-chan doesn't want me.

One, nothing wrong with me

Give it two weeks

PITBURR HOROCAUST
>PITBURR HOROCAUST
PITBURR HOROCAUST
>PITBURR HOROCAUST
PITBURR HOROCAUST
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>tfw your internet safe space is now infected

People who are infected are a blight on society.

>inb4 season closed thanks to airborne AIDS

Always off by one.

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HIL DAWGS

HIL DAWGS

HIL DAWGS

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No

Why do bats
suddenly appear
every time
soup is near
Just like Xi
they long to be
close to *coof*

NO COOFS IF YOU COOF YOU FUCKING DIE

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Embrace Corona-chan

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Must be a kike, weird.

Must be your black genes m8.

>beans rated 1/5

Can you faggot role players fuck out of /cvg/ and make your own threads?

PUT SOME SOCKS ON
DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A PANDEMIC?????

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*Coof*

Few things to note:
1. The virus was created in the Wuhan Laboratory for infectious diseases.
>web.archive.org/web/20200214144447/https:/www.researchgate.net/publication/339070128_The_possible_origins_of_2019-nCoV_coronavirus
2. Charles Leiber, harvard Nano-Tech and Chemist helped create it (and got caught). Notice he was arrested the same day Trump put together the Taskforce and banned travel from China.
>justice.gov/opa/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-china-related?fbclid=IwAR3QZrCBOBV7tgJHsrA9ydPPDPse9ZmC_feRrd5J5dF6KS2FOyCYmOHnB6g
3. The virus was a bioweapon that wasn't yet completed, hence the 32 "a's" at the end of its genetic code.
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947
4. The virus has protien spikes like HIV and similarities to Ebola.
>scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052495/coronavirus-far-more-likely-sars-bond-human-cells-scientists-say
5. It can also lower sperm count and render males virtually infertile.
>scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3074945/coronavirus-hubei-government-deletes-report-claiming-covid-19
6. China scrambled to infect the world once they realized it was out.
>Webm related.
7. China ransacked other countries for medical supplies to help themselves deal with it and ensure other countries had a more difficult time coping.
>skynews.com.au/details/_6144861607001
8. China is now sending faulty supplies to countries.
>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/27/coronavirus-test-kits-withdrawn-spain-poor-accuracy-rate

Governments know all this. That's why they're reacting so harshly despite a relatively low mortality rate. There are other pieces of evidence but I don't have enough room.
Yas Forums has been onto this since December. Only now, the /nu/fags and shills are pushing against it hard AF.

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GLOW BRIGHTER CORONA-CHAN

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Based
Looking forward to the baseball anime and Kaguya-sama

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lmao love this shit happy april fools niggas!

This is not a sickness, is the cure
C'mon, Anons, let's partake in her sweet fruit and be purified by her glow

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Oh shit burgerbros...

T*coof*oo nothing wrong with *coof*

>Tfw im not even that green
send me your poz loads please /cvg/ i really want to be more green

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I know that feel, bro. TFW jannies cant quarantine

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You know whats funny? If pets can get it, maybe mosquitoes can get it too.
That would be extinction, mosquitoes would be sprayed everywhere and all the bees would die with them.

:)

n

I just downed 1 gram of Lithium and 3 liters of piss and I'm now forever immune to the plague of these lands.

Begone, foulness.

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Coof coof?

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nigger

>251334444
Shut up you stupid coofer. I'm immune.

From what I know they already made alot of shows, just they haven't aired them yet. Some shows will be dropped tho, most likely even half way through their season.

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Gonna get cancelled now that you want it

please do not post sagiri
sagiri is illegal in australia because of the lockdown
please be kind to your australian friends

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>fruit of knowledge

I'm not into feet, but here you go

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11 years old girl dies of coronvirus
viva.co.id/berita/nasional/1208892-pasien-corona-termuda-di-indonesia-meninggal-gadis-usia-11-tahun

OH SHIT OH SHIT

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i FEEL OK

I'm a girl.

I'm getting better, no symptoms anymore

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>re:zero moved to summer because of chinAIDS

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>I'm not into feet
highly blue pilled and not at all based

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If it comes to that you would have to go live in permafrost.

I am still clean

WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED INDIVIDUALS!
>WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED INDIVIDUALS!
WARNING: DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED INDIVIDUALS!
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he'll handle this boys

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/cvg/ has been a faggot role-playing general since the beginning

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Cool badges.

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sum mufggin uhhhhhhhhhhhh
frozen pizza?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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pls give me the gift

We need to expand our operation

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I hope it gets cancelled forever.

Not trying to ruin that other guy's lists, but:

Bear with me folks
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17215513
>2007 Mar;18(3):1107-17. Epub 2007 Jan 10
Host responses to viral infection include both immune activation and programmed cell death. The mitochondrial antiviral signaling adaptor, MAVS (IPS-1, VISA or Cardif) is critical for host defenses to viral infection by inducing type-1 interferons (IFN-I), however its role in virus-induced apoptotic responses has not been elucidated.

Principal Findings
We show that MAVS causes apoptosis independent of its function in initiating IFN-I production. MAVS-induced cell death requires mitochondrial localization, is caspase dependent, and displays hallmarks of apoptosis. Furthermore, MAVS−/− fibroblasts are resistant to Sendai virus-induced apoptosis. A functional screen identifies the hepatitis C virus NS3/4A and the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome coronavirus (SARS-CoV) nonstructural protein (NSP15) as inhibitors of MAVS-induced apoptosis, possibly as a method of immune evasion.

>One of the Umbrella serums:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_inhibitor

In recent years, knowledge of host cell signaling responses to viral infection has progressed rapidly. It is known that cells of the immune system contain toll-like receptors (TLRs) capable of detecting extracellular or endosomal viral nucleic acid and activating appropriate signal transduction pathways leading to the up-regulation of immune and inflammatory cytokines. Besides detecting extracellular viral products, somatic cells can also respond to intracellular viral RNA by activating the recently identified mitochondrial antiviral signaling pathway.

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What if they reply to you?

source

I'm glowing because coronachan's love.

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how coof am i

hell be fine

Now thats a cute dog

Come here, brother 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏

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Lockdowns do not work and only makes the situation more unbearable for citizens.
South Korea did not enact any lockdowns and they have very low number of infections.

Test

You must be new here, friend. Welcome.

I don't have any symptoms, myself. Just seasonal allergies. It's Spring, after all.

WE NEED TO GLOW BRIGHTER. 235 BRIGHT

ill become one of you soon

Scrnshot it for me user I must see

Well at 70k a year in a 6 month period (flu season) that is 2k a month. So 4k in a month for this virus is a long way?

>Ju-just surrender all your privacy
Yeah I'll take lockdown over location-tracking by Gov anyday, Ivan Chang

>getting infected solely off of replies
Now that's epic.

niggers

someone care to explain this:

youtube.com/watch?v=b2C6ZxRCeXo&t=38s

Tv show from 2017 / 2018 predicting complete corona outbreak..wtf

im alright

COOF

PURIFY ME

Not coofy enough

Interadazing

That would be even worse than extinction.