what we know >It spreads through replies, either replying or getting replied, we don't know yet >Old posts don't change, it progresses through new posts >Your name tag changes before the glow begins, many anons don't know this and are spreading the infection without knowing it >It will end today, it's an April fools joke >It's cross-board, your infection shows in other boards.
Let's get some experiments in boys, see if we find someone who is free and get him to reply several times in this thread to see how long it takes for symptoms to show.
Avoid replying to each other to stop this thread from being an infection focus
If if happens to be the contrary, can we use you as a lab test? Try replying as much as you can in other threads, but do keep count of your posts, so we see how long it takes to show a fucked up name. Do you remember the last time me you replied to a possible infected poster?
David Garcia
also this guy died, his html code doesn't show any characters being written.
Jose Johnson
Do not believe the conspiracy theories. This is just a healthy glow, there's no danger to being infected.
it seems you've hit limit glow, you're on the late stage of the greenies. Since what hour have you been posting and do you recall seing it first after replying or getting replied?
Juan Powell
When the fuck will the US nuke China?
Elijah Murphy
I'm going to gently coof on you, ~coof~
Now, some questions: Is this your firsrt post? if not, do you recall how many posts you've done till this one? Did you reply or get replied in the last 5 posts you've made?
Nathaniel Brooks
>late stage There's no such thing. Everyone is going to be fine.
James Reyes
different user, first reply/comment of the night. To you right now.
James Torres
@251335076 First post since the epidemic. I'm not going to give you a (((You))) and spread the fake virus. This induced panic is clearly a psyops so to slide threads hard, this is why they created April 1st.
Jace Kelly
I havent posted at all today. Reply to this post or your mother will d... I mean, we'll find out if I can get infected by having coofers reply to me.
Asher Price
great we've got a reference point, you're doing good user, dont get scared.
Juan Allen
when do you recall getting the virulent user badge?
Parker Peterson
Infect me, for science
Easton Nelson
About 20 minutes ago. I've been interacting with green posters since the beginning to show solidarity and break the stigma.
Being green is not a disease!
Colton White
It's a nothingburger, chill out.
Ryan Edwards
Now I'm going to switch to mobile posting and only give myself (((You)))'s so to self isolate.
I hope you guys appreciate all my sacrifice here.
Hunter Jackson
I hope you dont get bored, but we are going to need you to keep posting to see how long you take to show symptoms. You may post in other threads if it bores you too much, but do try to keep count of your posts, would you do me this favour user?
Jaxson Rivera
You say it's a nothing borger but look at all the infected
>The Iberian Peninsula provides a suitable region for examination of the demographic impact of such recent events, because its complex recent history has involved the long-term residence of two very different populations with distinct geographical origins and their own particular cultural and religious characteristics—North African Muslims and Sephardic Jews. To address this issue, we analyzed Y chromosome haplotypes, which provide the necessary phylogeographic resolution, in 1140 males from the Iberian Peninsula and Balearic Islands. Admixture analysis based on binary and Y-STR haplotypes indicates a high mean proportion of ancestry from North African (10.6%) and Sephardic Jewish (19.8%) sources.
Ayden Diaz
Finding Patient Zero in the archives might help with a cure
Jason Sullivan
*coof*
Lincoln Wright
you are doing Gods work user, keep it on.
Andrew Turner
COOF COOF
Justin Morris
Embrace the pozz.
Cooper Murphy
because it takes so long for mild symptoms to show, anons are starting to think they are inmune, but, they are spreading the disease around the board without knowing it
if you type "hydroxychloroquine" in Options you go back to normal and if you type "vaccine" it prevents you from getting it again.
Julian Torres
I... I feel fine too user, it all seems so... natural, I dont want this day to be over, I... I dont want to be cured. I'm feeling stronger than ever, I have ascended user, we all have.
Daniel Cox
>hydroxychloroquine yeah sure, I highly doubt that.
I'm going to reply to you, but do not reply to me, lets see if replying to a poster gets him infected. Avoid replying you yoursel to others in your posts. Come back here if you see symptoms.
Just started showing symptoms with a post in another Yas Forums thread, though I haven't given (You)s to any other posts and I am a different poster (different computer) operating under the same IP as the other Irelandflag in this thread.
Fugg
Dylan Baker
i have posted my meme faggot
Brandon Rodriguez
we need better memes user, it's an emergency.
Luis Wood
how many people here have 6+post and have no symptoms like me?
right so getting replied gets you infected. Shit, it's beyond our control then.
Michael Lee
Alright I posted a lot in multiple threads in multiple boards, I'm still at "name slightly corrupted" level. Maybe I need (You)s from people that glow or I need to give (Yous) to glow posts, let's see
