/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2795 - STATUS: HERD STRATEGY

infected

If Western countries still have mass immigration after this shit then fucking give up on "14/88" and other themes. Just accept the nihilism blackpill at that point. Literally all parts of this "crisis" are tied to immigration.
>foreign arrived virus
>stressed medical services because already strained by constant population growth
>blue states and sanctuary cities hardest hit
>no immigration Asian countries coping fine because a stable population allows for planning medical systems properly

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>860,128 infected
>42,344 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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All Yas Forums discussion was thrown out the window. No board is on topic.

Will anons get herd immunity after this

no infection for me. are there new codes this year?

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>WAHHHH WHY ARE YOU HAVING FUN FOR ONE DAY?! ITS NOT THE RIGHT TIME
You just had to ask to be infected, you know right?

COFF. COFF. COFF.

coof?

MANY SUCH COOFS

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*inhales*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

EVERYTHING'S FINE! No infections here!

Please no coof on me, I'm just about to go travel to all the other boards!

Wrong again fucko

BASED IMMUNE POSTER HERE

REPLY FOR THIS POST FOR UNLIMITED IMMUNITY

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Infected posters are gay lol get fucked

Do we know the transmission mechanisms yet? Has Gary posted since Yas Forums became infected?

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it's just a flu

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I haven’t gotten infected in 3 threads? 4 threads? Nothing burger

Far too late

So glad the board is going to be unusable beyond previous April 1st bullshit.

>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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lend me your power brehs

Nobody forgot dude. Reposting the same corona-chans, memes and charts with 1 more hour of numbers added can wait until tomorrow afternoon.

someone spoonfeed me abot this greenness

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HOW

NO user! DON'T TOUCH THE REPLY BUTTON, YOU'LL INFECT EVERYONE!

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>251329726
You can't fucking infect me glownigger
I'm immune.

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feels good to have ((ourgirls)) blessing

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(You)

Cope. This is a meme disease and your life must be pretty sad if you have time to post this thread 20 times a day

try to get me niggers

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Time for your GRIDS shot sweaty

Help me grow brothers

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I FEEL STRONG

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Is she about to take a piss?

nothingburger

Coof

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Am I doing this right?

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Corona will cause the darkness

Based immune poster

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right. it's fucking nothing

this

I have finally ascended

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Post your comfy quarantine vidya.
Thread theme: Birth of a New Day by 2814
youtube.com/watch?v=bJGvLLEZQAA
>HOTS
>Madden 20
>Blasphemous

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I'm already immune

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Is it happening

this thread fucking glows.

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Argiebro immune?

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You bio hazard cunt

>only normies and jannies are uninfected
lmao. Go on, try to quarantine me.

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Baste

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When and how will Chiner and Province Hua Bea answer to these atrocities for spreading a global pandemic and lying about it? Napalm? Bombs being dropped over their cities?

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Why are you green user?

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Corona-chan is very disappointed

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(you)
(imune)

FLASH NEWS
THE DISEASE GETS REMOVED AS YOU CHANGE YOUR BROWSER

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Retry

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Don't say cringe seethe cope or dilate

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CORONACHAN HAS BLESSED YOU

fucking infectioniggers

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Who here /meth/?

OHHHHH GOD IM GONNA SPREAD IT

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twitter.com/newmanescobar/status/1245161043476852737?s=09

dios mio, ecuador.

All infected please spit down my throat, I must become gigga infected and venture to mlp

Bullshit. Take your (you)

Situation in Sweden; not taking action like the rest of the world.

Cute bat.

܂

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Bro, we are carries. Don't you want to be a carrier?

Loli Coronachan is cute. CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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friend

Now that we are radioactive, what happens next?

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Who is immune?

Happening cancelled frens

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NEVERMIND I THOUGHT IT WORKED ONCE
SHIT

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We have to flatten the curve.

ahahahhahahahah

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What's with all the infected niggers. What's going on?

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you fkin die

Try again leaf. I have the antibodies.

Don't mind me guys, I'm just here to coof

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WE GO EVEN FURTHER. WE MUST REACH THE OTHERS. INFECT!

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WASH YOUR HANDS

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Shit's really fucked there :S

Hey bro I'm uninfected. Can I stay with you

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The fire spreads

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I'm still healthy.

as long as i make an unfunny post i'll not get infected

Anyone know what's going on in Turkey?
They had barely any cases for so long and now they're suddenly shooting up.

chinese numbers be like
youtu.be/aMVdTV6v0sI
LIIIIEEEEE LIEEE LIE LIIIIEEEE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIIEEE LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Does everyone become green once they've been infected? All I have is a screwy name.

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YES YES YES EYS EYES YES

Immune, bitch

Bruh

OH GOD IM FINNA... IM FINNA..... CÒOOOOOÒŒOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF .... IM COOFINGG AAAAAAA

I AM IMMUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COUGH ON ME PLEASE

oh shit bro. you actually are infected. mild case, though.

POWER OF NOT BEING FUCKIN SICK IS AWESOME

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We die.
But i know the cure.

does braping transmit the virus? serious question

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Digits protect from virus

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Nothing, bro. Don't worry about it. Now, did you want fries with that?

Give me corona chan

Also... China is responsible for the virus xi released it and covered it up. This is phase one of biowarfare. Fuck all the ccp skills on these threads lately.

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Been drinking plenty of collodial silver and taking my zinc.

Courier in Fema Region 5 reporting in

Indeed *coof* *coof*

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I drink liters of Lithium Carbonate and piss and I'm immune.

I can't be touched by the pestilence of this board.

I walk this land as a Wizard beyond all comprehension.

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population density

Nah man, it just means you are a shitskin.

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im fucking immune boys

I'm pretty sure this is time-delayed, and by the end of the day everyone will have it. Mod trickery won't let us contain it.

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excuse me

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literally still not infected

you provably CANNOT infect people with big dicks. scientifically impossible. go ahead and try.

Cute and funny!

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Coof on me now

>not assuming everybody infected will get banned for good

FALSE

Free hugs

IM FUCKING IMMMMUNNNEEEE

Kek

I'M GETTING FUCKING STRONGER
THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN!

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The cure is to do a barrel roll ...

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Kill all sons of bitches.

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Sure user. But I won't hesitate to kill you if you even coof ONCE

Hmmm.... Anyways, here's your package.

Not going to make it bros.

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how fast does it grow on each user?

These digits prove (you)'ll get sick

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hope i don't become a coofer

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You tempt fate.
COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF

*coof*

People gice up without a fight. You're not leting her toy with her pray before strikeing

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Looking for that video where chinese workers just let a factory run empty to meet electricity quota

Bow before your vaccine, niggers!

Who’s the faggot that coofed on me??

coof coof

who would ever hug a leaf

i would like one user

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Aiñ

Fart is aerosolized fecal matter, so yes.

Remainder that only niggers and shitskins get infected, pure arians are safe.

Too late user

IMUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

user, give me a (you) before you croak

nice

fuckin mint

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*coof*

IM COOFING AAAHHHH

this is a coof free zone

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>its more than just a flu

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Thank you, my friend

*COOF* Here you go. It grows with more posts, use it wisely

OH REALLY

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Waste of digits. Shame.

This is honestly fun, will miss it when its over

Aiñ :c

WAIT A SECOND IT IS BROWSER BASED
IT IS NOT JUST IP BASED

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BLESS ME PAPA NURGLE

Doesn't look that way. Your name's all screwy.

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flat chested beautiful coronachan senpai
please poz me harder and make me a glow in the dark green glownigger soldier for your army

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a-user

Its a router reset but dont tell anyone.

Looking for live china webcams

I feel pretty healthy, lads. I don’t think anything can stop me now!

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You wanted it, bro.

Damn every /cvg/ gets greener.

coof

I'm an uninfected grill. Any non-glowniggers want to fuck?

Bump coof coof

How do I become infected?

Too late user

video was posted on r/coronavirus a few hours ago , after it blew up it was taken down for no reason, I managed to save it, however, any attempt to post the original video on Liveleak, Vimeo, Youtube, Imgur or even my own Google Drive any other website was prevented, either by the video not processing or the file getting deleted. This is a coverup! The original poster on r/Coronavirus said that this was taken by a friend of his working in the ICU, these bodies bags are full of people and are being kept in the Maternity Ward of the NYC hospital.

I was able to repost it by crooping the video and putting it on imgur, please save and share before it get's deleted

vimeo.com/402833242

I won't rest until half of these threads are green

I can't stand this place on most days, but April Fools Day? Fuck it, I can't be here.

We'll see about that.

BASED

>get infected by fart fetsh

somebody's cooming to that

You fucking fish niggers, STOP EATING THE BAT SOUP!!!

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Infect me if you can, niggers

bring it in boys

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no coof

STOP COOFING ON ME

Corona never plays around, pole

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>omgz posts have the sniffelz oh no!!!

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infect me already

i wanna be greeeeen

COOF ON ME DADDY

Try me