The whole thing is a nothing burger. Just a bio weapon designed to cripple the west's economies. Only 20 people have died ffs. Is it because of the measures? Maybe. Then again maybe not. Even if we come through this we are rekt.
Cops out in the street making people stay in doors Army deployed Cant buy firearms and ammo Females turning to sex work to 'survive'
We are living in a turbo degeneracy weimer republic 2.0
guys i think the just a flu bros were right. I was a coronachan believer in the early days of the /cvg/ threads, up until the MSM picked up on it. Then i was just watching and waiting, but now i’ve become a /just a flu bro/. 21 dead, economy ruined and martial law police state. idk guys... >OI U GOT A LICENCE TO BE OUTSIDE. THATLL BE $11,000 AND 6 MONTHS IN JAIL
Jacob Stewart
Guys I figured out the cure. Just turn your router on and off
Hudson Fisher
>reading comments on news.com.au >try to comment on the article, or other people's comments >my comments keep getting (((moderated))) say what you want about Yas Forums, but at least dissenting opinions aren't getting zuck'd.
Evan Jenkins
me, feels good
Carter Sullivan
You're all living semi-rural right? You don't want to be in a city suburb when the lockdown hits.
(not buying keyboard or monitor) I will buy this shit from umart and amazon and shit
Jaxson Miller
They’ve split it into 17 different waves that will be sent out over the next couple weeks. After that, the additional 500 Scomobucks a fortnight will be added to your regular payments. They are simply allocating additional funding into the system, as well as the ability to make substantially more payments than they have ever done in Centrelink’s history. The payments are sent out, wave by wave, at midnight. If you wake up and it’s not there at 6 am in the morning, don’t bother checking again for the rest of the day, just go check at 6 am the next day Be patient
Matthew James
jobkeeper
Daniel Smith
i don't think scomo wants to close the rest of retail down, that would be the absolute death of the economy. however, state premiers might (especially in vic and nsw)
Ryder Nguyen
Probably not, will likely be classed as "essential"
Christian Ramirez
Fuck them all. >Bali is rightful strayan clay >West Papua is rightful strayan clay > Free Timor is all Timor Eatshitanddie Once theyre all corona-fucked we Konfrontasi II EBoogaloo all the way thru to Borneo to save the last orangutans over fucking Indons
>making 780 working full time >everyone else getting 750 to come to work and goof off for a few hours
Who JUST’d here?
Adrian Anderson
>BUNNINGS Nah, there's staff there from 0430 to 2100 good work getting a job there though, they invest in their staff.
Matthew Mitchell
start burning shit down after that I guess
Logan Sanders
>flattening the curve I have flu symptoms, aka a sore throat, headache, coughing. I also have a blocked nose. I have contacted 13HEALTH and my local testing clinics, including fever clinics, asking about the possibility of testing. All have denied me testing based on the fact that I haven't been overseas in the last 14 days (find a flight out), am not working with the elderly, and do not have contact with a "confirmed or probable case" of corona.
Thomas Myers
>that BBC
Connor Morgan
Yellow fever fag
Josiah Lopez
>can't leave house unless you have a good reason >fucking everything still open >takeaway coffee, clothing stores etc. open >but can't leave unless you must I feel like we're in a strange transiton period between partial and full lockdown, and on Friday they will implement a proper shutdown of everything. Shit right now is a bit grey and vague and there's all the weirdly specific rules, for the love of god I hope they set down some clear, concrete guidelines soon Also >JUST
Got my corona bucks today used it to by a corasor gaming mouse to replace my old 15 doollar mouse I bought from muh dads news agency. Got it to pair with the new mechanical keyboard I got on my bday. It feels nice responds well.
Chase Wood
Kek he’s the unspoken hero
Isaiah Ward
When I got back from walking my dogI found an A4 wall of text in my letterbox with the heading "Corona virus is a hoax". At first I thought OK, which one of you guys did this, but then as I read it it was much worse than what I thought it would be. I was expecting "it's being overhyped to push government control and One World Government" which is at least plausible. What it was was there's no such thing as viruses at all. No such thing as infectious disease. Germs are just a symptom, not a cause, and it's all dietary. I'm legit scared now, healthy paranoia is one thing but there's a full on unmedicated psycho in my neighbourhood.
Benjamin Barnes
praise him
Angel Clark
>crisis actor nurses that don’t have anything better to do than make dancing videos all day in supposedly busy overrun hospitals Hmmmmm something isn’t adding up
Camden Powell
I hope you disinfected that paper before you touched it
Robert Barnes
>on Friday they will implement a proper shutdown of everything. Which is why I went out immediately to get my mouse today.
Ian Edwards
Hint: Our amphibious landing ship is getting told to be ready for a 'training mission' despite any corona panics. >only one training mission is important enough to go ahead Training indon monkeys to fear the BWC again >abc.net.au/article/12104724
Imagine what the number of infected would be if they tested everyone with a cold. They reckon 80% of those who get it will shake it off just like a cold. The testing is done so it will hide the real infection numbers. Job keepers is done to hide the real unemployment rate. It's all about the numbers to these pricks .
Jason Bailey
Mate, the level of JUST will be off the charts once everything calms down. Millions of unemployed, heaps of uni graduates who can't find jobs, extra cenno payments ending, businesses still folding, landlord boomers getting raped and to top it off it'll be a proper economic depression. Hold onto literally any job for dear life or face a once in a generation JUSTing while fighting it out with millions of other unemployed cunts for a shitty minimum job. These extra payments won't last forever.
I couldn't see it until I unfolded it. I soaped and rubbed and rubbed until I felt better, then I washed my hands.
Leo Wood
>Females turning to sex work to 'survive' would buy a 19 year old to fuck, she can stay with me and never leave the house or wear clothes
William Garcia
pics of paper
John Bennett
approve my corona bux cenno ree
Joshua Adams
REEEEE WA has setup in-state checkpoints for certain regions and you have to have documentation proving that you need to travel. Mark of the beast imminent
Logan Powell
Once they start testing for antibodies (which shows if you've had it in the past) we're in for a shock.
