PSA: STOP POSTING NOW IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET BANNED

BUY Yas Forums PASS TO GET INMUNITY MY GAJIN

Based

>coof coof
dont get coofed on. shit my bad brah.

Being banned would be a God send (no ban plz)

it's april fools... this always happens you fucking new faggot

BASED

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>coof coof
just stay 6ft away or wait 2 weeks brah.

oh god fucking forbid you take a single fucking day off from shitposting on Yas Forums
go outside if it bugs you so much, it'll be over tomorrow you fucking fag

pee peep poo poo

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Newfaq GIT OUT

Get fucked faggot

samefag

you ever gets the aids?
>coof coof
welcome to the club bug chaser.

(You) farmers btfo!

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heads up

Cope seethe dilate memeflag

April fools gets old fast on Yas Forums.
How the fuck do people enjoy the total destruction of normal threads? Every april 1st I end up bored pressing f5 hoping that there will be a thread not related to the joke of the year.

This. THIS IS MY ONE DAY TO ENJOY SHITPOSTING WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS.

im so lost...why is everyone greeen

just practice distancing, I'm healthy as an ox.

gota social distance. goys this is serious now that corona chan has gone digital

Who are you calling samefag?
faggot

If it makes people like you leave then God bless this joke

Sounds like something that slimy faggot would do.

Ban me in a gonner

New larp shit fuck

look at your name cock sucker. you sucked a lot of cock tonight brah.

It's gay, user.
Gays deserve to burn.

coofer remoofer

AAAHHHH what is happening

Or maybe just don't go on Yas Forums during April fools

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I'M FUCKING IMMUNE

I just got unbanned lol

>coof
youre here forever.

ah yeah "normal threads" you mean all the BBC BLACKED , Q faggotry , Corona spam and other shit?

so is your viral load high enough to infect others, or are you like a patient zero?

You have ascended.

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Onle the banned can know peace from this hell, please ban me

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just a flu

They can't ban me. I work for the government.

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We at moderate infection level now. DEFCON 2, MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

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Phone posters shall inherit the coof.

Niggers.
I want a nigger hate thread.

So you’re retarded eh?

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I was granted my holy greenness from another

thats different user... he gets PAYED for those

>coof coof
yeah brah just the flu. 2 more weeks brah.

STOP FUCKING COUGHING ON PEOPLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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samefag

Ah, 20% chance I won't wake up tomorrow.

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GO BACK TO CHINA COOFERS

>coof coof
wrong pole smoker.

/mlpol/ was the only good thing to happen to this board

coof
coof

samefag

Fucking kek oh shit

How fucking stupid are you?

Coof

Lmao shieeet

most pozzed thread I've seen in a while

Just don't get infected dum dum

samefag

I dont... wanna die

Nigger I get banned for other peoples posts all the time. Stfu faggot.

it just doesn't stop

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coof coof coof coof coof

Infect me, and free me from this Hell.

nigger mods won't do shit lol

>hugs user
Infect me user

fake and gay

I can't fucking believe you let some dirty chinks get away with Yas Forums

You are already infected

All I See Is Green

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I've done everything to get infected, and yet here we are. My massive EMU cock is too strong

Coof

I can only wish. End my suffering pls

the vaccine is a $20 Yas Forums pass ahhhhhhhhhhh

Only the banned can know peace from this evil

BRING IT

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CööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööF

How did you figure me out you fucking flaming little faggot i’ll do a fucking huge Triple back board dunk on your ass if you don’t hush up

negro

>I can't have fun with others ever
>the contrarian taiwainese basket weaving forum I visit has a joke on april 1st?
>others acting in a group activity
>NO! I'm a loner! I will be sad an alone thank you very much!

user...

:(

Please stay away

I will grant you your wish.
Praise the virus, for it will extricate you from the hardships of life.
coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof

i am not owned

You’re a faggot

cough

blessed image

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Pee pee poo poo

Maybe we can all get banned.

Too late
*COOF*

Do responses from infected members get you infected?

like i'd want to post with you bigots anymore anyway
N-WORD IS NOT FUNNY

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It's fine, just let the mods do their job and keep us safe, just have to isolate ourselves and wait for help, better sA̦̩̺̠̜̘̣̹̫̪̣̣̦ͩ́̄̄̌̇̓ͪ̑̆ͣͣ̍͗͆̍̒̇̓̕͟ͅA̷̷̮͓͇̤̜̱͔͙ͯͭ̓̋̑́͑̄̋̊͒̈́͋͝͞Å̷̡̛͖̰͖̞͕̥͓̠͍̘̦͕̯̱̣̫͇̓ͭ̿̃ͯ̏ͣ̔fe thA̦̩̺̠̜̘̣̹̫̪̣̣̦ͩ́̄̄̌̇̓ͪ̑̆ͣͣ̍͗͆̍̒̇̓̕͟ͅA̷̷̮͓͇̤̜̱͔͙ͯͭ̓̋̑́͑̄̋̊͒̈Å̷̡̛͖̰͖̞͕̥͓̠͍̘̦͕̯̱̣̫͇̓ͭ̿̃ͯ̏ͣ̔A̷̷̮͓͇̤̜̱͔͙ͯͭ̓̋̑́͑̄̋̊͒̈́͋͝͞Å̷̡̛͖̰͖̞͕̥͓̠͍̘̦͕̯̱̣̫͇̓ͭ̿̃ͯ̏ͣ̔n sorry...

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STOP REPLYING OR YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY BANNED

COOF ON ME BROTHER

Green is a pretty color

I don't wanna be a glow fag after all, how do I get cured?

Fucking faggot.

What's the fun then? Being a super spreader is based and redpilled

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samefag

yes

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COOF COOF

Niggers feel physical pain too

Hows your coof? Looking a bit under the weather

based

Nigger

bammed huehuehue

NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER

Alrighty

Accept your fate. Acquiesce to the unseen forces that rule over us.
COOF

I don't believe it. YHWH wouldn't do this to us chosen.

Thank you burger
The plague rises

>banned for zalgo posting

but its fun

How dare you

FRANKY BOOOOOOY

U gay

Looks like you already are user.

It's just allergies, nothing to worry about.

I want the coof god damn it

a-anons pls
you won't r-report me will you
i-i'm not giving people (You)s, i'm socially distancing!
user pls

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Don't reply to infected posters bro
They think they can get you by handing out (you)s, but they're wrong

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ban me
i wanna be free
youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

t.weeaboo English teacher

More niggers

COOF HARDER user

𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓁒 𓁓 𓁔 𓁕 𓁖 𓁗 𓁘 𓁙 𓁚 𓁛 𓁜 𓁝 𓁞 𓁟 𓁠 𓁡 𓁢 𓁣 𓁤 𓁥 𓁦 𓁧 𓁨 𓁩 𓁪 𓁫 𓁬 𓁭 𓁮 𓁯 𓁰 𓁱 𓁲 𓁳 𓁴 𓁵 𓁶 𓁷 𓁸 𓁹 𓁺 𓁻 𓁼 𓁽 𓁾 𓁿 𓂀 𓂁 𓂂 𓂃 𓂄 𓂅 𓂆 𓂇 𓂈 𓂉 𓂊 𓂋 𓂌 𓂍 𓂎 𓂏 𓂐 𓂑 𓂒 𓂓 𓂔 𓂕 𓂖 𓂗 𓂘 𓂙 𓂚 𓂛 𓂜 𓂝 𓂞 𓂟 𓂠 𓂡 𓂢 𓂣 𓂤 𓂥 𓂦 𓂧 𓂨 𓂩 𓂪 𓂫 𓂬 𓂭 𓂮 𓂯 𓂰 𓂱 𓂲 𓂳 𓂴 𓂵 𓂶 𓂷 𓂸 𓂹 𓂺 𓂻 𓂼 𓂽 𓂾 𓂿 𓃀 𓃁 𓃂 𓃃 𓃄 𓃅 𓃆 𓃇 𓃈 𓃉 𓃊 𓃋 𓃌 𓃍 𓃎 𓃏 𓃐 𓃑 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓃘 𓃙 𓃚 𓃛 𓃜 𓃝 𓃞 𓃟 𓃠 𓃡 𓃢 𓃣 𓃤 𓃥 𓃦 𓃧 𓃨 𓃩 𓃪 𓃫 𓃬 𓃭 𓃮 𓃯 𓃰 𓃱 𓃲 𓃳 𓃴 𓃵 𓃶 𓃷 𓃸 𓃹 𓃺 𓃻 𓃼 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓄈 𓄉 𓄊 𓄋 𓄌 𓄍 𓄎 𓄏 𓄐 𓄑 𓄒 𓄓 𓄔 𓄕 𓄖 𓄗 𓄘 𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓄜 𓄝 𓄞 𓄟 𓄠 𓄡 𓄢 𓄣 𓄤 𓄥 𓄦 𓄧 𓄨 𓄩 𓄪 𓄫 𓄬 𓄭 𓄮 𓄯 𓄰 𓄱 𓄲 𓄳 𓄴 𓄵 𓄶 𓄷 𓄸 𓄹 𓄺 𓄻 𓄼 𓄽 𓄾 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎 𓅏 𓅐 𓅑 𓅒 𓅓 𓅔 𓅕 𓅖 𓅗 𓅘 𓅙 𓅚 𓅛 𓅜 𓅝 𓅞 𓅟 𓅠 𓅡 𓅢 𓅣 𓅤

I got banned from /mlp/ for posting porn without children in it

How do I get green

Lol this is a nothingburger larp

Lol

If there's an incubation period you may already have it.

You're not getting away nigger.

Hey, guys. I’m...uh...feeling a little warm.

It’s my time to rhyme this shit is mine
Reply to this post or your mom takes bbc for a dime tonight

I just want to be cured user, please help me

𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓁒 𓁓 𓁔 𓁕 𓁖 𓁗 𓁘 𓁙 𓁚 𓁛 𓁜 𓁝 𓁞 𓁟 𓁠 𓁡 𓁢 𓁣 𓁤 𓁥 𓁦 𓁧 𓁨 𓁩 𓁪 𓁫 𓁬 𓁭 𓁮 𓁯 𓁰 𓁱 𓁲 𓁳 𓁴 𓁵 𓁶 𓁷 𓁸 𓁹 𓁺 𓁻 𓁼 𓁽 𓁾 𓁿 𓂀 𓂁 𓂂 𓂃 𓂄 𓂅 𓂆 𓂇 𓂈 𓂉 𓂊 𓂋 𓂌 𓂍 𓂎 𓂏 𓂐 𓂑 𓂒 𓂓 𓂔 𓂕 𓂖 𓂗 𓂘 𓂙 𓂚 𓂛 𓂜 𓂝 𓂞 𓂟 𓂠 𓂡 𓂢 𓂣 𓂤 𓂥 𓂦 𓂧 𓂨 𓂩 𓂪 𓂫 𓂬 𓂭 𓂮 𓂯 𓂰 𓂱 𓂲 𓂳 𓂴 𓂵 𓂶 𓂷 𓂸 𓂹 𓂺 𓂻 𓂼 𓂽 𓂾 𓂿 𓃀 𓃁 𓃂 𓃃 𓃄 𓃅 𓃆 𓃇 𓃈 𓃉 𓃊 𓃋 𓃌 𓃍 𓃎 𓃏 𓃐 𓃑 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓃘 𓃙 𓃚 𓃛 𓃜 𓃝 𓃞 𓃟 𓃠 𓃡 𓃢 𓃣 𓃤 𓃥 𓃦 𓃧 𓃨 𓃩 𓃪 𓃫 𓃬 𓃭 𓃮 𓃯 𓃰 𓃱 𓃲 𓃳 𓃴 𓃵 𓃶 𓃷 𓃸 𓃹 𓃺 𓃻 𓃼 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓄈 𓄉 𓄊 𓄋 𓄌 𓄍 𓄎 𓄏 𓄐 𓄑 𓄒 𓄓 𓄔 𓄕 𓄖 𓄗 𓄘 𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓄜 𓄝 𓄞 𓄟 𓄠 𓄡 𓄢 𓄣 𓄤 𓄥 𓄦 𓄧 𓄨 𓄩 𓄪 𓄫 𓄬 𓄭 𓄮 𓄯 𓄰 𓄱 𓄲 𓄳 𓄴 𓄵 𓄶 𓄷 𓄸 𓄹 𓄺 𓄻 𓄼 𓄽 𓄾 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎 𓅏 𓅐 𓅑 𓅒 𓅓 𓅔 𓅕 𓅖 𓅗 𓅘 𓅙 𓅚 𓅛 𓅜 𓅝 𓅞 𓅟 𓅠 𓅡 𓅢 𓅣 𓅤

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What's it mean though

Oohh yeah loving this pozzed energy

Bug me OwO

>no

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YESSSSSS GIVE IT TO ME BROTHER

You’re infected.

damn get away from me you sickos

I just want to be cured, please help user

Why so serious?

>𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓁒 𓁓 𓁔 𓁕 𓁖 𓁗 𓁘 𓁙 𓁚 𓁛 𓁜 𓁝 𓁞 𓁟 𓁠 𓁡 𓁢 𓁣 𓁤 𓁥 𓁦 𓁧 𓁨 𓁩 𓁪 𓁫 𓁬 𓁭 𓁮 𓁯 𓁰 𓁱 𓁲 𓁳 𓁴 𓁵 𓁶 𓁷 𓁸 𓁹 𓁺 𓁻 𓁼 𓁽 𓁾 𓁿 𓂀 𓂁 𓂂 𓂃 𓂄 𓂅 𓂆 𓂇 𓂈 𓂉 𓂊 𓂋 𓂌 𓂍 𓂎 𓂏 𓂐 𓂑 𓂒 𓂓 𓂔 𓂕 𓂖 𓂗 𓂘 𓂙 𓂚 𓂛 𓂜 𓂝 𓂞 𓂟 𓂠 𓂡 𓂢 𓂣 𓂤 𓂥 𓂦 𓂧 𓂨 𓂩 𓂪 𓂫 𓂬 𓂭 𓂮 𓂯 𓂰 𓂱 𓂲 𓂳 𓂴 𓂵 𓂶 𓂷 𓂸
Like we have enough willing woman for that

Oh yeh loving this pozzed energy

Coof coof

fake and gay

Based 𓃴 𓃵 𓃶 𓃷 𓃸 𓃹 𓃺 𓃻 𓃼 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓄈 𓄉 𓄊 𓄋 𓄌 𓄍 𓄎 𓄏 𓄐 𓄑 𓄒 𓄓 𓄔 𓄕 𓄖 𓄗 𓄘 𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓄜 𓄝 𓄞 𓄟 𓄠 𓄡 𓄢 𓄣 𓄤 𓄥 𓄦 𓄧 𓄨 𓄩 𓄪 𓄫 𓄬 𓄭 𓄮 𓄯 𓄰 𓄱 𓄲 𓄳 𓄴 𓄵 𓄶 𓄷 𓄸 𓄹 𓄺 𓄻 𓄼 𓄽 𓄾 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎 𓅏

get away from me sixko

Test

thanks for reminding me that it's time for the yearly april fools "joke" where everyone on Yas Forums starts larping like a fucking retard. see ya tomorrow guys.

...

i only need to get sick to be free from this board, i accept the greenpill

Why am I not coofing yet

Maybe it only applies for patient zero

Embrace