PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
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>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
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>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
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>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
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>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
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>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
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>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
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>ActNavySec Modly on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
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>ArmySec McCarthy @Prince George's County MD Corona-chan Screening Site 3/31/20
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>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 3/31/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
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>DoDVideo: DefSec Esper on Corona-chan 3/31/20
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PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL -- QUARANTINED EDITION /ptg/
MAGA
THIS IS NOW A CONTAINMENT THREAD!
>super spreader OP
ABANDON THREAD
Vagina
there is no cure, only death
MAGA
I don't wanna get sick bros.
I'm immune!
>OP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is it to late to hide?
*coof*
testing
check your name, you are infected
It was always too late.
>251327544
Not so fast
>inb4 kikes pretend to be shocked and outraged that trump isn't a dictator because they really really wanted to impeach him
It's all over
Am I infected :'(
Board infection level: Moderate
Now that the coronavirus particles have settled, how will Trump handle the increased number of NEETs staying out of the workforce?
Ả̶̸̬͙̦̮̺̖̘̣̙͇̎̾ͩ̽̉̂ͮ̀̄̔ͪ̈̀͜͢Ä͙̩͔̳̜̺ͨͮ̽̓̒͢͠ͅA̸̛̤̜͇͇̻̩̪̬̜̮ͧ̈͌̃̇̊ͨ̇̂̆ͨͫ͊͑̇͂ͭ̈́ͅA͉̟͙̥̯͉͖̩̫̬͇̰̫̩̭̮̒͗ͪ̑̂̍̐͛ͦ͌̉̍̈́̂͡͠Ǎ͈͓̝̞̰͉̻̰̩̝̼ͮ͒̈́̐̍ͧͣ̿͘Ą̶̳̞̹̼͚̠͉̖͌́̊͠A̞͕͉̰̘͎͎̹̦̭̮̙͐͌ͬ̉̽͌͘Ă̬̖͙̰̗͕̩͍̗̖̟̱̞͚̱̥͍͆͊̊̑ͮ̃͛ͧ̚͟͠͡A̛̺͕̟̘̫̭͎͎̝̾͐̌̑͋̊͛͂̿ͨ̎̓̈́ͯ̐ͭ̏́̎́ͅḀ̵͙̞͎̤̥̻͎͂̈́̂̓͊̽͢͝͠Ą̢̧̬̖̖̻͉̙̼̗̯͔͙͈̀̈́̄̽̓̾̿̄̈́́͟Ą͙͔̯̭͕̞͚͗ͭ̇̓ͫ̒͂̓͊͂ͫ͐ͅA̧̜̥̳̟̝̭̝̱ͭ̒͊͂͆ͪ̉ͧ͂͐̈́ͨ͊͒̍̕͠ͅA̧̻̞̟̤̯̪̱̭̫̣̺̼̥͓̍̃͛̎͐̐̐ͭ̎̌̚͘͝ͅA̸͔̻̖̱͓̩ͩ̾͆͋̾̔̂ͣͫͮ́̚ͅA̦̩̺̠̜̘̣̹̫̪̣̣̦ͩ́̄̄̌̇̓ͪ̑̆ͣͣ̍͗͆̍̒̇̓̕͟ͅA̷̷̮͓͇̤̜̱͔͙ͯͭ̓̋̑́͑̄̋̊͒̈́͋͝͞Å̷̡̛͖̰͖̞͕̥͓̠͍̘̦͕̯̱̣̫͇̓ͭ̿̃ͯ̏ͣ̔Ą̸̧͔̫̙̣̪̌͊͑̃̾̿̒ͯ͛̃̎̿́A̧̗͈̗̱̱͉̽ͯ͐͑̇̍̋̎̃̎͒̾̏̄ͩͫ͊͌̚̕͟A̵̵̫͔͖̥͕̗̘ͮ̓͌̋̉͐̉ͤͨͨ͢͡ͅÅ̺̻͖͇͚̱̙̜͗ͭͩͩͯ́̂ͦ̀Ḁ̹̹̤̩̠̏̽̄͋̀͢͞Ā̼̟̝̬̖̜̾̈̈ͤ̏̋͋͆͒̋͑̐͜Ă̸̷̧͉͉̫̿ͣ̊ͬ̈͢ͅȀ̵̩̘͓̟̮̍͊̃̒ͣ̾͊̀ͅĂ̼̳͚̹̤̦̆̈́ͩ́ͨ̃ͪ͗ͩ͜͡ͅĄ̴̵̦̟̮̭̭̩͖͇́ͪ̄͂͋̈ͤ͐̔ͬ̒̀ͅA̢̞̟͎̬̞͓̦̜̭̾ͩ̇̿ͦͪ͝A̷̩̖̻̥̎ͮ̀̽̈̃̔ͩ͛̾̒ͧ̈́ͤ͐ͩ͌̔́ͅͅǍ̷̫̠̻̤̪̩̒͛͊́͒̂ͪ̃͗͒͆͠Ą̨̱̳̣̯̫͈̣̣̝͉̺̬̑̇ͧ̾̑ͫ̽̕͜͜Ą̷̴͍̭͎̗̩̥̟͓̞̟̣̙̦͍̖̮͊̉̇̂͊͗̉͌ͯ̃̂͒ͧ̓̀̽̉͜A̙̘̮̬̘̪̟̰̟̺͕͓̼̬̞͉̪̐̊̃̏ͤ͗̿̔̍̉͊ͫ̎̀́̚A̓͒b
not yet
I have free dorrah fo u
Honestly, I would like the president to at least imply that the WHO is corrupt. Maybe investigate and follow the money/political ties.
It's pretty obvious now they refused to declare a global pandemic so all supplies were routed to the epicenter of the regional epidemic.
Basically Chinese workers made the shit, the WHO used it's American taxpayer funded budget to buy it, then the world supply plus our own supply was drained.
China obviously did not distribute the shit. They burned so many bodies the sulfur dioxide clouds could be seen from space.
I want Trump to order investigations, Interpol to make arrests, openly declare them an enemy state, and sanction them harder then Russia.
Idc about sperganon and his pilpul.
I want a Moab to blow this fucking damn.
It's just allergies user, I don't have the coof! *coof* Let me in!
DESTROY HIM NOW!
What's new in the world today anons?
>the catalog right now
You are now.
People are scared of this. They aren't scared of cars. The more they read and see, the more scared they get. Even my retarded boomer parents are scared now after a typical boomer minimizing response. Most people won't accept that they need to risk an excruciating death, especially now that they already stopped everything and they are used to safety.
Me and my coworkers are all WFH and even my manager agrees that he's not going to go back to work unless something changes.
REMINDER TO BAKERS
BAKING IS SUSPENDED UNTIL THE END OF QUARANTINE PERIOD
b-but i had so much to live f.............
yeah fuck it.
Lmao.
Every journalist reposting China's China's numbers sans asterisk needs their face beaten in.
Well...
>mfw the shills are still posting after 300 in old bread
Fuck Aprils fools
No
A̷̧̼̜̤̒́̽͒̈́͝ͅn̷̙̘͐͛͗̈͝ò̸̼̥͖̰͕̞̜̃̊n̷̛̯̦͊̀͆͆̒͋̓y̵̧̰̔m̴͎̺͍̥̉͑͋̽̽̌ö̴̧̪̳̟̥ͅu̶̖̗͇͙̣̝̿͗š̷̡̬͒
help̸̣̜̮̥͂͑͆̏̐̓͝͝͝
*coughs*
Well user, why did you fellate a male of darker complexion?
AWOO
Reee
Every time.
here is the game.
>First stage
small errors in username
>second stage
green border
>third stage
very green border, quarantine badge next to username
>fourth stage
the text in your posts becomes corrupted
>fifth stage
visible damage to images posted
>sixth stage
[REDACTED]
Yeah I got that message today from my dad.
He's officially scared wondering what the dog will do without him if he dies.
It's getting ridiculous.
People will start killing themselves.
Or each other.
No.
I don't feel so good...
teehee
welp
not browsing /ptg/ today
You have been proven a shill countless times over, none of your posts are worth rebutting
THEY'RE CALIBRATING THE BOT, BRACE FOR SPAM
Its gonna be annoying.
Ayayai
gib medical supplies plz
Saved for later use
i cannot get the virus
>BRACE FOR SPAM
its 4/1 man, cant shill on 4/1
>ptg itself was slain by the coronavirus
Hola cómo estás? :)
This. Today will be a shitfest no matter what. 4/1 always is. It's tradition
This joke is a little insensitive given the current events taking place in the world, dont you think?
i didn't eve post that wtf?!?
whatever happened to those hong kong protests, anyways?
>tfw still not sick
It’s all ogre now. Someone needs to load the Winchester and send me out like Ol’ Rover.
I know, someone would have to touch you first.
Don't be such a stupid faggot.
Do you guys think Trump's approval will increase after today's presser?
wtf
ITS JUST THE FLU COOF COOF BRO COOF
what is hong kong? i've never heard of this place before
why don't you tell me about this fictional land you call 'hong kong' over a bowl of bat soup with me?
OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
....
*coof*
welp
you are old fuck off
I thought mainlanders were rushing into hong kong? That's the latest new I have of that area.
COOF COOF COOF what do you COOF COOF COOF mean, bro
Taking off for real now, lads. See you all later.
get a load of this whelp
Globalization is ending. Manufacturing will move back to America over time. So the elite decided to kill half of the service industry permanently to ensure that there will be an excess of available labor to keep working class wages low.
No, you absolute nigger.
STAY AWAY FROM ME
Shoot the infected!
When the real suffering starts and we break 100k deaths I expect people will turn on Trump when his early response starts getting bipartisan scrutiny as a result. Obviously I still prefer him to anyone else running for President but I'm pissed off about what he did over the last few months. Only reason his approval rating went up on this was he got behind a shutdown and checks, but you could tell based on his Easter wish that he's under pressure to reverse this already.
Where do you think you are?
what the fuck do you people even mean by globalization?
GIVE ME A HUG.
I have been touched more than I have touched someone, I must say. I just don't know seem to figure out when it's appropriate.
I;m thinking about thos beans
Filthy gypsies are immune because they live in filth and have ox-like constitutions
This
Bruh you can just leave, literally nobody cares
>mfw healthy "people" near me
lol I got you sick, nigger. Now your posts will literally, AND figuratively glow in the dark. Go turn your oven on and climb inside
No one cares about the april fools faggotry.
how do you greenpost? I want to be gay too
>Manufacturing will move back to America over time.
does it mean that we will have good quality cars again like those made in the 50's?
I EMBRACE THIS AGONY.
I doubt it.
>selling people pregnancy tests as coronavirus tests for 100x markup
BRILLIANT
This spreads pretty fast. I guess the best way to avoid it is to not post.
I have come to COOF.
We're gonna make it bros
I'M NUUUUUUUUUCLEEEAAAARRRR
reply to a green fag and you can all be gay to each other
>When the real suffering starts and we break 100k deaths
The 100k deaths is a year long thing. It aint happening in the next month.
You clearly do, enjoy my technoaids, kike rat.
Hey that's clever.
/wave
Reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep tomorrow.
reply to another green fag and you can be gay to each other
AHHHHHHHH IM COOFING
test
Hopefully better in general but maybe not that much better. Chinese quality might have become the new norm. Making cheap crap that don't last is one way to keep consumption going.