/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2794

So as long I don't respond to carriers, I'm safe?

Feels good to be immune

reply back to me or YOUR mother will die in her sleep,stupid nigger!

SRS QVESTIEM

When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chiner cities?

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Fuck coofers

*ahem*

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BLESSED BY CORONACHAN HERSELF

I wanna get green like pepe.

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Please spit in my mouth anons

So the mods finally figured out how to make /cvg/ unusable with this stupid glownigger shit. Too many months of being over the target so take it with pride.

Okay.
There's a hole on your suit.

I see some people already recovering, what's the vaccine?

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BOYS I NEED TO GET INFECTED ASAP HELP ME OUT

Spread the virus to other boards anons

based

STOP GOING OUT FAGGOTS! FUCK!!

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can you figure it out?

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WHERE IS YOUR NOTHING BURGER NOW

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the virus rises

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EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES, THE GREEN ARE COMING.

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April 29 2020 - meteorite-
2+9+4+2+2 = 19
Covid-19

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i want to coof

how else would it spread asshole, continued posting?

You’ll still get it if they respond to you

ACCORDING TO WHO?

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INFECT ME NOW NOW NOW PLEASE I NEED TO COOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF

>COOF

BASED. NURGLE BROS ONLY GENERAL

Cute lolis

>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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Inb4 Gary infected

Please save me Cure-chan!

Spit in my mouth daddy

Download grindr

There is no asymptomatic transmission

At least they're doing better than their retarded step brother of a state, Tennessee

Nothingburger

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What is this, I've lurked since 1986 and I've never seen anything like it

Pffft, rookie numbers

You guys look like neat guys. Can I hug you all? You're looking very qt3. 14 today

Everyone who's infected, please line up against the wall.

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please PLEASE give me a sweet green (you)

tell me about the coofs
how do i get it

Glory to the super spreaders

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You are so bright

So coof.
*coof*

COOOOOFINGGGG

Cunny

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I prepared for this

>stay away from Tennessee
based demofaggot gov'na

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BLESS ME FAG

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My Brothers of Color! Listen!
Let's kill the wh*toid scum! It's perfect opportunity for revenge! Tear their hearts out! Eat them! I'm fucking ready for the riots! Are youready? Millions of wh*toids will die! White genocide NOW!

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Sure user

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there is no virus

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how does this april fool work pls explain

I am immune.

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thank you, yao lang

How to green post?

do i have to be a namefag?

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THEY HAVE INTRODUCED GREENPOSTING TO DISTRACT US

IT IS THE BEST DISTRACTION THEY HAVE. NOT A SINGLE POST IN THIS THREAD ABOUT THE ACTUAL WORLDWIDE HAPPENING OCCURRING RIGHT NOW

heh no one will infect me

only the blessed are chosen *coofs on you*

uninfected master race

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here ya go, I got a new symptom

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fuck around and find out

KEYWORDS
ABANDON THREAD
THREAD IS COMPROMISED
SEEK SHELTER
DO NOT ANSWER ANYONE

I discovered a cure!

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GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY CORONA BROS

still no coof

hmmmm

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Do not coof on me.

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! BLESSED BE

What is a nurgle

Glowniggers fuck off

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I am the cure. Reply to this post or get infected

Coof on me, I like the Breeze it provides

Yes, copy and paste an infected user's name.

Coofers get out!

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THAT TICKLES

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Hey /cvg/ - going to present a news article/video to university shortly, as was requested from me.

What should I share?
Maybe So2 levels? Pollution maps? Need to inspire critical thought with this opportunity

I don't feel so good, how do I look anons?

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so true

seriously, is it only possible for namefags or what?

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This so called "virus" here on Yas Forums is a hoax played up by the mods and jannies in order to justify even harsher restrictions. Don"t fall for it, Anons

>Pandemic going on
>Retards are playing around with the epic green filter hehe

Kys

RACEWAR!!! AMERICANS WIN!!!
>COOF COOF

There is no immunity, only coofing

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*coof*

Glad someone else actually understands this shit.

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If they don't Glow they gotta go.

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SNIF AND COOUGH, SNIIF AND COUUGH, SNIIF AND COUGH !!

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Absolutely this. Chinks have invaded the board! Don't let them win, they've inserted themselves into almost every western government, both local and central on the planet. We must EXPEL THESE FUCKING COMMICUNTS!

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This virus will be under control very soon. We will continue to win bigly! No one is dying of virus. JUST THE FLU.

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Chink Chong nee how *coof* *coof*
No virus here

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same here, O type blood master race

twitter.com/newmanescobar/status/1245161043476852737?s=09

Another one direct from hell (Ecuador)

This isn't funny anymore

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Coof coof

>25665▶
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bros PLEASE gibe me a you

Look at your name, you're already infected.

*Sad virus noises*

It's our time, brother.

/cvg/ is supposed to be the heroes, not the villains!

STOP SPREADING IT

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The mods are testing out social distancing but digitally. Kek.

Based.

Jesus christ, I've been on Yas Forums for over ten years but I think this is the first time I've managed to catch the 4/1 shenanigans. Does the post rate always increase this much?

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This is all a plot to stop us from talking about Denver International Airport. Once they switch on 5G there the sequence will be complete.

>859,930 infected
> 42,344 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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COOF ON ME, I MUST BECOME GREENER

C O O F

IM IMMUNE FUCK YOU NIGGERS

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>i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
>i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
>i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
>i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected
i'm safe its all a nothingburger, no user's infected

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>bros PLEASE gibe me a you
ok here you go

Receiving replies from infected users has a chance of infecting you.

It is unclear if replying to infected users gives a chance of infection.

There are some, but in general this general has gone to shit.

Based infected weeb user

I've been coof'd on for several threads, I'M IMMUNE YA CUNTS!
Now stop this Chinese invasion and get back to the point!

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achoo!! sniiif!!!

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So now that China is going to report again on asymptomatic cases, how high do you think the numbers will go?

No

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>What should I share?
deez infected nuts.

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No

>bros PLEASE gibe me a you

HAND OVER THE REPLY

nigger

(you)

Why contain it?

*achoo*

*hugs tight* Brother, I feel a draft
*coof*

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coof

This

They've finally derailed the discussion for good. It was fun while it lasted.

*coof*

HERD IMMUNITY

Yeah I'm wearing this so ill be fine thank you very much

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You look fine. Back to work.

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

Fine, just the flu bro, hold still for a sec

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What's the most recent breast expansion gif of coronachan

You scratch my back, I scratch yours

*coof* *coof*

Yeah I have yet to see a single infected user with my own eyes

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COOF

You should've seen the Google+ year. Also the team year was pretty popular.

I'll do you one better and spit in your mouth

Nurgle please give me your many blessings. I feel the warp overcome me. Its a good pain

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So just copy paste someone's name and it just works?

Fuck off greenies

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STAY 4.5 METERS BACK OR I'LL STAB YOU

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any1 lookign for a hot date tonight?

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I infected Yas Forums
Fuck kpop

You should spread her love

You look *coof* completely fine user

IM FUCKING IMMUNE
I AM THE CURE
REPLY TO ME AND YOULL BE BLESSED

i think i'm good desu

HOW DO I GET THE COOFS

I'm nott gonna get the coof am I?

>Mexican bot from /ptg/
You guys have a dead as fuck general of your own to shit up, thanks.

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This!

*COOF*

can i get a (you)

Coronavirus will infect and kill all Jews.

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*COOF*
You're welcome.

pretty much. if its for one day it wont be so bad.

Perhaps

No, Communist China did not halt the spread of the virus.

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