Hello Fellow Anons, We are currently in the midst of a new Epidemic infecting our boards. This New Yas Forums virus which is being designating as the "Clover Virus".
We Have to compile as much information about this virus to find patient zero or in worst case scenario, Flatten the curve.
Symptoms are as Follows: > Anonymous will become corrupted with strange text. > Green hue growing around Posts. >final stage is that the whole post is green and a Bio-hazard symbol will appear.
Lets compile what we can about the virus to save the collective boards, if anyone can do it its Yas Forums
WE HAVE AN INFECTED POSTER WITHIN THIS VERY THREAD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS CARRIER. We need to compile information on how this is spreading CURRENT CASES 2863
Jace Nguyen
I caught the Clover and it made my balls so fucking swollen, they were like two giant red softballs of pain
I can confirm that Clover causes Giantpainfulballidis
Is there any way to find the Patient zero? are there any boards that have no infections yet?
Mason Cruz
You gonna die
Jackson Mitchell
coof coof
Jeremiah Cook
Come back to me once you're not infected
Alexander Howard
Gib me virus!
Thomas Martin
It's not like I'm gonna die from this faggot little virus 0
Jace Roberts
Checked and coofed
Oliver Butler
>spits in your glass
Henry Martinez
They say it came from Yas Forums
Henry Morris
Good, ppl is a faggot board anyway.
Isaiah Ramirez
Please no more.
Easton Ward
Clover virus? You see, this spread from Yas Forums! co/v/id Yas Forumsirus, I won't call it anything else! As we all know vidya is a disease, and my good friend mike pence, he is the only one with the cure!
Of course it came from Yas Forums. Have you seen those disgusting faggots?
Sebastian Cruz
i have yet to reply to any infected posters and im fine for the time being, this may be the way it spreads, it also worsens by each post made, it must be IP specific because thats how it can spread from one board to another. >current theory is china infected the board to stop anti china propaganda Is Yas Forums the only board healthy enough to survive?
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Wyatt Collins
Just stop posting for two weeks, a vaccine will be finished by then.
