/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2793

► Detected: 859,826 (+1,506) ► Died: 42,341 (+39) ► (Reset: -19:16:12)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Virus might infect you if you reply to an infected post
archive.is/U0k6p

SARS-ChN-4 patient zero originated in Yas Forums
archive.is/Je1Z8

Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
archive.is/UewJG

There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
archive.is/eypTs

Trump: This is not the flu, it's vicious
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

>RESEARCH
Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Bodies must be cremated
archive.is/kdBtS

>REMINDER
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
archive.is/DdYAb

Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
archive.is/0pqdp

WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
archive.is/kSTFS

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
06:37: First death in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.
06:31: 95 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
06:25: 208 new cases and 9 new deaths in the Dominican Republic.
06:00: 146 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
05:57: 120 new cases and 2 new deaths in Thailand.
05:42: 163 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.

>SOURCES
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>Dead: 42,341
lol, still only 42,341.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,341? Four days? Five days?

Sincerely,
Gary

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PVP OPEN. COUGH ON ALL NORMIES. REPLY TO BE A CARRIER. KIKES FEAR THE GREEN. CORONACHAN NEEDS YOU NOW

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There's something that convinced me that there's a much larger conspiracy behind this, and I mean with who exactly is getting infected with the virus.

We know that Harvey Weinstein tested positive for coronavirus. According to the reports, he's feeling well despite his diagnosis (so far).
So, why then exactly was he tested, if he was displaying no symptoms beforehand?

This was planned, as will all of the other high-profile cases be.

still more threads than posters infected

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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Rejoice!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I wish I did this, years ago:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQy89tZ-mRU

I have the cure.

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Nothingburger

I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

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I don’t get why everyone’s so fucking scared of this. It’s not supposed to kill more than 100,000 in the U.S. that’s barely worse than the flu.

May not have turned out too well since they keep changing things around, but looks pretty neat.

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Infect me and I'll poz the whole board

K i l l a l l g r e e n g o ys

who /bugchasers/

tfw positive for covid and 4chin thinks im good

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>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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Somebody give Gary the virus

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>toxic green posts
Whoa, what the fuck did I miss?

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its okay, really it's not so bad. it's okay

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If doubles I get reply from every poster in this thread

This joke is retarded.

CAN WE GO GREENER?

Anyone have any of that fish tank cleaner?

0
NEW
CASES

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More greens than deads.

FUCK CHINA

It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

I feel fine, it's just a flu

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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY CORONA-CHAN. COUGH ON ALL NIGGERS YOU SEE ITT. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THIS WORLD

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why

HOW DO YOU UNLOCK GREEN POSTING
PLEASE RESPOND

Did he pay you?

if you werent sucking off that nigger you would know

ME WANT INFECT

>251321992
Don't fucking reply to me glownigger

Day gorillion and twelve: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*
t. Gary

Sweet release finally.

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1M when?

Well, cant argue with those triples

Not green enough.

*COOF*

lets all coof together fellow blessed ones

Turn me green please!

Jokes on you, you got trips

*Coof* Here's one for you

Well anons?

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Does every post power up the infection? I want to be a glowy

Make me strong oh great Corona-chan! Let me join the heroes army!

coof coof

I GIVE YOU MORE POWER BROTHERS
LETS COOF TOGETHER

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOFING

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I think I'm fine

We can try. I'm hoping for nuclear before mods show up.

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coof

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literally nothingburger

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I WANT THE GREENPOSTING!!!

DEATH TO AUSTRALIA TOO STUPID FUCKING CHINK COLONY

NOooOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoo

Lithium carbonate, fren.

Immune Wizards

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sex

4 mins
35 replies

COOF COOF

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You're going to die.

uninfected gang checking in

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>doubles and triples
o-ok...

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Time to get even greener.

cant coof on me

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this 4 reals?

this thread is now guarded by a terrorist with ak47

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checked kill him quick

Can’t ignore trips

what is the reset supposed to signify?

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How?

OH GOD IM COOFING