EMERGENCY THREAD FOR THE UNINFECTED

There's always that one idiot that starts licking their monitor.

Stop eating bats fucktard

WHATS GOING ON??? TELL MEEEEEEEEE!!

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Get the fuck out of my bunker you coofnigger

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*Coof* he is *coof* fine

I just woke up and it's chaos and anarchy

checked and no

*Coof* its a hoax

you sure you look a bit green

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Yo

you now have aids

thanks nigger

I think I’m dead?

The Power of Chirst Compels us!

suit up frens

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*COOF* yup, its a flu, just *COOF* eat lemons

Cough on me, daddy.

Am I safe?

CHECK THE CATALOG BEFORE MAKING NEW THREADS YOU FUCKING NIGGER RETARDED

FUCKING SAGE

Are you okay user?

Coof

HELPPPP MEE IM DYINGGGG OHHHHHHH

LET ME IN

LET ME IN

close proximity

I'm clean, don't worry

NO SLEEP UNTIL EVERYTHING ON THIS BOARD IS GREEN AND ALL OF THE INDICES ARE RED

based

Not infected yet, hope I can survive it

TFW no glowie GF

dat wite bussy was real gud

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCK

you're safe user.
it's just a flu anyways :)

COOF

You're already ded

The seal has been broken. Burn this thread now.

SHUT

IT

DOWN

Is a vaccine coming?

Unfortunately not any time soon.

I feel fine

bat guzzler

just the flu, bro

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUNKER
REEEEEEEEE

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The only vaccine is death by coofing

how can you tell if you infected.

Jesus commands for the infection to leave you immediately.

its just a flu bros

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Yes, you're perfectly fine, everyting is fine, china has solved all world problems

Nigger

We're all gonna make it. And by all of us I mean none of us.

Nigga you already *COOF* have it

COOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

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Immune

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just gotta sign up with a telephone number and your SSN. then you're immune

Test

Gross, you fucking degenerate

COME HERE AND COOOOOOOOF

drop your PIN here and you will be cured

LOCK AND LOAD INFECTED COMING UP THE ROAD

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

OI WE'RE BUILDING HERD IMMUNITY. GET IN FAGGOT.

CÒOOOOOOOÒF

DON'T POZZ ME BRO

COOFIN UP YOUR GUNS

COOFERS GET OUT