Uninfected ONLY!

Only the clean, undiseased may post ITT.
Unwashed masses please stay out.

>***WARNING***
>DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE DISEASED
>DO NOT REPLY TO DISEASED ANONS
>FILTER ALL DISEASED POSTS
>***WARNING***

Discussion of how to remain clean while posting in the Yas Forums bio hazard wasteland is acceptable

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GET FUCKED
THIS WORLD BELONGS TO THE SOUP BATS NOW

The best thing about not being infected is that you can type so󠀀yboy and it won't filter it

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

the absolute state of this "clean" thread:Word to the wise: do not go there anons, if you know what's good for you.

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AAAAHCHOOOO

Phew, glad I could make it to our safe zone. *coofs*

bumping my safe zone

*TSSSSSSS*

Uhhh guys

I think I'm clean bros

oh shid

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Yeah, we're all safe here. *coofs*

Please don't let me coof, Yas Forums. I don't want to coof.

Pfft, don't even have a mask on fellas.

Holaaaaaa

corona is a deep jannie hoax created to ouster hiro

...

LET'S GOOOOOOO

gas the coofers

I feel fine guys... heh, just my allergies...

test

NOOOO *coof* *coof*

It's just the sniffles user, come have a lap dance

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shoo shoo cunt

Don't be racist user

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wait, wtfs going on?

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Clean user reporting in

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sniif* *cough*

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Ah, finally, somewhere I can relax, safe and sound. Thanks, OP.

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LET'S FUCKING GO BABY! NO COOFING FOR ME!

Hello there

The new wojak

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THREAD INFECTED
SEEK SHELTER ELSEWHERE
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

I replied to coof threads
Still not infected yet

niggers

Get you nigger

oof

nah bro you got coofed on

Do I have the chink aids?

It's OK, I deleted my cookies, cleared my cache and got behind 6 proxies. 6 is enough, right?

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*KISS^*

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Whats happening?

pestilence

Hot

WE'RE FUCKED THAT WHATS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Its literaly just a flu bro

Testing - Gotta see if i am going to be kill

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Yes but also no.

i seem to be immune.

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gotta practice social media distancing

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ok brainlet

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I am immune anyway

YOU ARE THE DISEASE!

you are the disease
basedboy

There's been no infected packing less than eight inches so far. It's an anti-Chad virus released by angry incels.

UH cringe

nobody is immune faggot

epic

You niggers need to take zinc and silver

Oh fucking hell.

BUILT FOR BBC

Check my immunitydubs

I'm immune

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cough

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what if... HUMANS are the real virus??????

i am

Just eat elderberries and raw garlic anons! That's how you stay immune!

No one's got the balls to COOF on me so far so I'm doing good.

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april fool's

its just a flu bro. stop you are scaring your family. youre friends are worryed fror you.

Looks good, faggot

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Whaaaat

Basedboy! The infected are basedboys!

ALL HAIL GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP

infect me with airborne super AIDS

First

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What if the real virus was the friends we made along the way?

checked and infect'd

Fact: Uninfected anons are true whites.

Anons, you're already infected like me

based

What? NO. Shut up user. I'm not infected. I'm doing fine and this is a fucking nothingburger.

Ahem. *coof*

>251333333
>have to check the numerals but gotta observe social distancing.

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Nice gimmick chink moot

Fuck this shit is gay

Well, I guess you're not white anymore.
Welcome to the chink race.

I'm healthy. Get away from me you filthy coronistas.

You're right. I am also feeling*coof* fine. Let's got out to the *coof coof* market, yes?

There is no such thing as this "beer virus"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

HELP
HELP
MAYDAY

Welcome aboard!

Nah, we're actually spreading typhus.

COOF MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
FUCK THE CHINKS THIS IS BECAUSE THEY’RE BAT EATING

Sure! Let's do *coof* that. Fuck I *coof* really need to stop sm*coof*oking user.

搞砸了资本家的败类。

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hi how are you

Sup my fellow noninfected :)
Beautiful day to not be infected on Amiright?

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im immune to the virus. im working on producing a cure to save everyone using my blood. please hang on everyone, you will be saved by my pure white blood

>I’m immune
Mmm, no

Oh, no....

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>pure
Well, 56% of your letters look fine

Please wash your hands

You're not getting away spic.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY CORONA CHAN!
REPLY
>"TELL ME ABOUT THE FLU"
OR SHE WILL INFECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm *coof* doing well. About to go ou-*COOOOOOOOOOOOF*. Ah excuse me. I'm about to *coof* go out the *coof* market with

Well, this place is compromised. Nice knowing you all

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g i b p l a g u e p l s

Test

NO STOP IT YOU GUYS ITS MUTATING

*coof* *coof"

I've run out of beer, senpai. Resorting to vodka now. Over and out.

fuck off

Am I going to be okay?

Am I infected