You may only post in this thread if you are an absolute biohazard

INFECT ME BRO

TAKE ME CORONA CHAN I WILL BE A GOOD BOY AN COOF ON EVERYONE

I will never be a hazard

>Blooming onion
Wtf fuck is that
>Shrimp
Speak English burger.

It's just the flu bro. Calling it a biohazard is just fearmongering.

Praise Nurgle!

Yes mastah.

plz infect ty

So does replying to you infectfags make ne an infectfag too?

test

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How do I become as green as you, oh great glowing wizard?

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>be me
>healthy

test

>tfw coofing constantly.
I could be the 400th case in NH, imagine that.

Someone infect me

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COME COME MY CHILDREN

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patience

It means have my food ready Outback... and I want extra ranch, and don’t ruin my blooming onion making it all soggy or no tip for you... also make my kookaburra wings spicy or else

Hello fellow swamp thing

Shitpost a lot. Google captcha is harassing my infected IP though so now I'm starting over on this one.

The CIA niggers are glowing in the dark.
And I fucking bet I'm about to as well.

Fucking glownigger.

You're a fucked up nigga for bringing mom and dems into this shit.

>litterally a glownigger

251322081
Meme flag getting (You) FFS

Oh fuck, I'm one too.

With the power of shitposting

awoo~

AHHHHH PLZ NOT ME MUM

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I'm that green nigga

Suck me off, coofers.

>Ranch
You mean mayo?
>Outback
It's a long way to the outback mate and it's closed due to the chink coof
>Tip
Don't do that here
>Kookaburra wings
You can eatem if you like but there is no meat on the fuckers
>Blooming onion
Wtf is a blooming onion.

jesus CHRIST

Coronachan lend me your tiddies

digits of death

ate too many peas

Please infect me daddy UwU

Poz me

You suck jannie cock that's how

>Glow intensifies

owo

PRAISE BE TO NURGLE

spread the love back this way guys

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I don’t want my mommy to get the flu!

beat it, nerd

>t. Homosexual

coof chasers

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drink the gween

What is this. Some new Jew shit?

yeah

greenie weenie in your butthole

nigger

Test

I love my mommy though

Gib gween

cock

I'm a bug chaser IRL too

Infect me nurgle

Wesker! You won't get away!

gweeeen

how do i green?

nervil from garffield

test

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Nigger tongue my anus

Oz!

No

yyeeeeeess

prease no

I'm immune lol

coof

oh my...

icles

Gween is gud

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What

I dont want to be pozzzzzzed

oh no you arent

xD

pls no

not looking too good anons

I have the pestilence

ok

Gimme the power oh great one

Tag

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Papa bless

I second this... homo detected

You're like the fifth greenie to reply to me
I am impervious, I am ETERNAL

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SPREAD IT BROTHER, NURGLE MUST RISE

gib gween

granny detected

I’m immune so you fags don’t scare me

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I bless you with the gween

i love you coronachan

Someone please coof on me.

Soon

thats some green

you are incubating, it takes time to show up

Does glowies replying to glowies increase the glowie

how green is too green

gbrgban

lol watch the gween enter your peehole

I'm immune chad and my mom too, you have no power!

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THEN INFECT ME MOAR
I must become a super spreader

gib unto me the holy coof

I sure hope so

poz me

Are these the glowniggers you've all been talking about?

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Sup niggas

The cum I suck from BBC protects me from such infections

Looks like some broke quarantine.

Still no gween gin gween

fuck off kike

Sup bro.

spread your cheeks for this green rod

Infect me, Daddy UwU

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no

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bro look at your name field
it's happening

POZZ ME

>COOOFFF ALL OVER ME PLEASE OH GREAT GREEN WIZARD

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This guy puts GLOW in GLOWNIGGER

gween time

I am the chink nextdoor
Coof coof

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Jokes on you, this coronavirus is just a hoax.
Have you even heard of someone you know getting corona?

PRAISE ALLFATHER NURGLE! BESTOW YOUR THRICE-CURSED GIFTS OF POX, PLAGUE AND PESTILENCE UPON OUR MEAGER FRAMES!

fuck off, we're full

goat retarf

>maths

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Feed me more glow niggers

Uh oh...
I don’t feel so good...
*co ̶̷̷̴̴̵̸̶̷̵̧̡̡̢̧̧̢̡̡̡̨̡̨̧̧̡̧̢̢̢̧̧̢̡̧̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̬̗̬͚̩͔̜̮̖̫̣̼͔͕̯̱̭̤̘̞̖̥̺͔̗͈̗̼̻̮̦̱͍̩̳̠̖͚̤̜͍̥̟̣͔̜͚̩̞̞̤̦̪͇͚̗̞̮̻̻̖̻̤̺̮̜̱͔̖͙͚̰̺̦͓̻̪̣̩̺̝͖͇̘̻̥̹̗̭͖͔̪̳̱̱̙̠̣̞͍̥̱̜̥̱̪̪̞̘̖̘̠̪̹͖͖̬͍̫̳͍̮̗̩͈͎̩̘͍̥̤̰̺̘̫̝̱̦̩̫̜̥̱̮̳͖̞͕̮̼͉̘̼͉̗̫̠̣̗͓̞͖̗̦̬͔͚̪͈̩̣̟̖̼̼̰̣̹͔͈͙͇̭̟̼̭̥̜̥̻̝̖̱̹̣͇̹̦̺͎̣̗̮͍̹̝͎̻̤̖͙̠̜̳̺̖͎͚̮͙͖̟̭͎̹̟̩̹͍͕̞̣̪̭̤͕̖̙̦͍͎͓̖̘̤̩̪͉͙̙͗̀͌̍̔͒̐̋́̍̾͑̎̊̀͆̔̋͆̇̈́͋͑͋̉̐̈̎̈͛͋̌̑̉̒̊̌̒́̓̾̃̋͊̀̊̌́͆̒̊̋̐̃͊̾͌̀͂͐̇̈́͗̈͛̀̈́̈́̊̾̊̆͐͊̂̎̓͋̔͆̒͋͌͑̾̈́̊̔̈́͊̏̊͋̓̊̾̉̄̏̑̂̿͛́͗͒̈́̏̈́̍̽̑̒̊͋̑̊͆̍̄́̄́̉̈́̑̃̓̾͐̏̈́̀̒̈́̀͛̃͑͊͆̈́͒̇̊̃͊͑̓͒̑̏͗̎̿̍̔̔̑̆͒́̎͑̈́̀̑̀̂̈͐̓̈́́̓̂͋̀̔͐̊̎̿͊͛̑̈̊̌̉̓̋̑̈́̌͆̓͒͐͌͂͑̑͂͛̀͊͂̆́̊́͌̃́̐̃̍͂̈́͛̌̈́̓̇̈̔͑̉́̾̊̈́̔̿̽̓́̽̾͋͐̎͒͑͒̈́̆͒̽̐̀̇̈́̑̀̽̆̔̈́̆͆͑̐̒̿́͌̂̊̀͋̈́͂̈́̀̈͐̇͐̑̊̆͊͂̋̿͛͆̏̑̎͑͂͐͊͊̈́̎͊͊͆̌͊̑̈̌͆̉̌͋̽͌̊̋̒̏̋̂́̂̚͘̕̕̚̕͘̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͘̚̕͘̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅof*

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Cuomo's Nipples piercings now this..

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HOT LOAD OF POZ CUM

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Not my mommy!

PLEASE INFECT ME CORONA-CHAN!

GIVE ME THE POWER

mmm thats good gween gib gib

gween

jokes on you I am already one of them and they will all join me as I cull my herd

don't infect me bros

Confirmed hoax.

The truth of the matter is it's just a jewish psyop to curb shitposting

Am I immune?

wew

You cant get me.

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Just came to check out the damage

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FEED ME CUMMIES DADDY

Spread the love, everyone gets the infection. ,You get the infection, You get the infection, You get the infection, everyone gets it!

GOD DAMN THIS PERFECT IMMUNE SYSTEM. PLEASE INFECT ME I WANT TO BE WITH MY WIFE CORONA-CHAN AAAAAAAHHHH

I AM ASCENDED

Test

yes

Fuck off coofers

I'm immune

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Haha I'm immune and you're all gonna die

Uh user...check..check your id.

coof

Prove you're a fellow immunechad by replying to a biohazard like so.
just try it.

Give it to me

how about that mosque hey user, haha, when you going down??

a-am i green?

Le Coof.

Nice, try. Mommy is in lockdown. Unfortunately I am essential employ. Feels bad man.

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coof

Give me the fucking green

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I think im immune

HOT!

Just turned on computer, what is this? How do I avoid the cyberAIDS? If I reply to a poster with AIDS or have an AIDSposter above or below my post does it increase my chances of contracting the AIDS?

All of my posts are wearing a mask

PRAISE NURGLE

greem

AAAAAAAAAAA, it's happening!
WOOOO

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Ok

Let me touch you.

you dont avoid it, you join it

test