ITT: We figure out the algorithm

If post infection is selective then big

ACHOOOO *24 FOOT SNEEZE*

No ethernet on TempleOS :(

Test 4

achoooo

I got infected from a thread in Yas Forums

What I'm trying to say is that is doesn't matter what board you switch to you are still infected.
Save yourselves.

How do you know? Did you post in it?

It's literally shills.

Being one makes you glow.

Checked

If I respond to you Austria bro you might get it. No, someone must have responded to my post and gave me it. I can't find the thread.

Does it have anything to do with typing "coof coof"? Seems like the most infected are doing that.

Day gorillion and seven: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

Nice trips

Nooo

√√
Checked again *coof*

Applying for a testing kit. How does it look, doc?

Let's find out

Basically if you respond to a post and you have it then you can infect someone or at least there's a CHANCE you will infect someone.

>green posting
>2011+9
>ishiggydiggy

IT HAS BEGUN

Countries current infection rate by IP, obviously
So basically, USA posters are fucked

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You have it bro

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based

TEST ~ No Green text ~
Control test

infect me

Further testing: does the disease progress with further posts?

1/?

I wanna be green dammit. What does a guy have to do to turn green?

>Hello
Test

Stop worrying. We'll develop herd immunity eventually.

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hiiii

I think its a bot that spams retarded shit and if you reply to it you get infected
lets see

I believe so...my first infected post had a little apostrophe at the bottom and this is like my 10th post so far across all boards.

Test 2/?

*spits in your mouth*

Am i infected?

I have cookies disabled so i don't know

snap dabida

Desu ne baka
3/?

It is tied to digits.

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corrupted anonymous. so long anons

I don't think so. I think it's progressive and it was started by GLOW-mods.

Figure it out and then you can save the world lol

take me coronachan

coof
infected

cooooooooooof
coooof
cooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Roll for infection.
./;'][`!@#$%^&*()_+

now you are :)

Well I have gotten multiple dübs

4/?

if you're a serbchad you don't get infected. simple as.

let's give it a whirl
I think an infected has to respond to a non-infected and not the other way around.

This whole thread is getting infected. Unhealthy thread, I'm out.

Also if you are a crossboard faggot like me you get pozzed faster.

heh

Obviously at least the first infected were not randomly being infected

Theyre obviously posting knowing they're infected

coof coof

I am infected now. I wasn't at the start of the thread.

5/?

coof

>a) Is the disease thread-specific?
No.
Are you infected across threads?
Yes.
>b) Is the disease tied to IP, cookies, or ID?
IP. I just fucking got the glow buy google captchas strayed harassing me to fucking death and won't let me post now so I switched from wifi to 4g and lost it.
>c) Do you get it by being in the same thread as infected posters?
I think it's from replying to them or being replied to by them. I got it in about 10 minutes of spamming shitposts and talking to glowies.

I’ve determined the algorithm

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Let's reinfect each other and create a new strain

Gonna coof on you

COOF COOF
infected
cure
immune

coof
coof

I think its proximity to infected posters. Probably using the tally system and time. Not actually replying.

test

Can you reinfect me? Had to hop IPs.

coof

I don't have it yet.... Do I?

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Interesting. Ty user

Does this work?

6/?

I AM SAFE

sniff

Nothing wong with me

Thanks fren. I won't waste it.

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coof
coof

it started when i commented on something about yellowstone

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Each infected post is different, look at "Anonymous"

These are different strains

Have a *coof* (you)

Interesting.

Fuck you shill

Coof

You're not...
Until now
coof
coof

*coofs*

Shit. 7/?

noo

You get it by replying to infected posters. Tested it in another thread. Enjoy the spam that'll ensue. There's hardly a better way to kill discussion than to throw smth like that on a board riddled by newfags, literal (retarded) children and glowniggers ~ April Fools be damned.

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You got infected because you're a retard that thought the earthquake was from the yellowstone fault line.

What is going on?

Oh Fuck

>A̵n̛͞on̷y̡moús̡͡

Fuck niggers

What the fuck is going on out here?

NUKE INBOUND

it stops when i switch to wifi

it goes between threads, like my ip is marked

NOOOO NOT MY BOARDERINO

Canadian Bugchasers RISE UP

/pol mods are already working on a vaccine

Am I still clean? I don't want to be one of the infected guys im not replying to anyone until this is over.

I didn't reply to anyone but *cough* I did start feeling sick just some moments ago *wheeze*

@251324490
Hopefully this board does get cleansed for once.

WOW!
8/?

Very useful information.

Thank you I love getting accurate disease information from Brazil.

Peep pride world wide gas the bikes racewar now

I've posted 5 times since infection. Still not green. We shall see.

No
Yes
No, but replying to an infected post transmits the pathogen.

Fuck jannies

Did you add "cough" and those terms manually?

Who was the patient zero?

test

at first i thought it was my good post but then ppl told me i was ded

should i be worried? lol

What did you say you stupid leaf ?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

am i going to be ok?

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>That quarantine logo and super green posts
This is all I want

COOF

>boomerposting this hard

Am i infected?

Dead

I feel fine

i have no idea why i have the logo and super green either, maybe im just a dope poster

it seems not 100% guarantee infected. let's find out together.

Cough 9/?

Tag me

Purposely filled the name field and it seems like it gets worse every post.

but y tho

I was infected when a green poster responded to me. I had been replying to greens to see if it got me infected but it seems like my name went wonky once a green poster replied.

You just put covid in name field.

You're fucking welcome.

Good idea.
COOFCOOF COOF COOF

I don't think I'm infected. Please help me if I'm green

*cough

POZ MY NEG HOLE DADDY

what happens if an infected coofs on an infected?

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Alright, trying this

infected replies spread the disease

Putting Covid in name DOES NOT change infected status.

oy you got a loisence for for that?

fuck ya mum

Give us back the ponies

I'm… slightly glowing. I wasn't glowing when I give (you).

I put Coofer

just a flu bro

fuck you

-bigmike

Gotcha, bitch.

Shit. Coof

See nigger

Its when you have a name isnt it?

I- I'M C-C-COOOOOFIN

The real question is the biohazard icon. They either are a super spreader or P-Zero.

Yes it does

Very nice, user.

Testing this.

I quoted every infected post on the sticky and didn't get it. I must either be ubermensch or I have it but it's taking a minute to show symptoms, or you get it by people quoting you, or it's just a random chance of any poster getting it with each post.

well i dunno what to tell you

maybe its cuz im a gloe nigga

I AM IMMUNE UBERMENSCH

Coof coof

I saw an infected in ck

Coof coof coof.

Hmm

>coof

I PUT COOFER IN NAME AND NOW GREEN

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Test

coof
>coof

Coof me up senpais

Trying the coofer name thing.

Could it be post vertical spacing? Darker = further spread. Lightest green spreads to posts above and below.

be boop

GREEN POST 2/?

DONT SAY THESE FOLLOWING WORDS
>COOF
>COUGH
>COOF
>SNEEZE
>WHEEZE
>COOFRONA
>*
>COPE, SEETHE, ETC

>coof

i was just commenting on this thread. with my schizo post and then it happened, i think its a marker when a jammi thinks ur a glow

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Test

:stop virus:
Will kill it

boi

We have a winrar

oh god am i pozzed

It seems someone green has to reply. Watch your anonymous tag to see if it's all fucked up.

Dont know what the trigger is to go green
May be time sensitive or post number.

Coof