ALERT

ALERT
ALERT

Containment Failure Detected!
Systemic Breach of All Remaining Failsafes in: 5 minutes

WILDFIRE PROTOCOL INITIATED
AUTOMATIC SELF DESTRUCT OF BOARD WILL COMMENCE WHEN THIS THREAD REACHES PAGE 10

ALERT
ALERT
THIS IS NOT A TEST
WILDFIRE PROTOCOL INITIATED
DON'T ASK ME FOR SOURCE, I'M JUST AN AUTOMATED ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM.

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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

>888
Wew

i have the cure

...

You have the infection. Time to die, beaver fucker.

The more you fear, the stronger I get. Your cries of woe feed me.

Once infected are you infected for good?

>blocks your path

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test

Fuck china

Test

KEK

Wont make it, reply or whatever *coof*

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Why is this stickied?????

based mods stickeying this

FUCK JANNIES

Bring it bitch

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STOP THE FUCKING SONG !!!!

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>Only 11 replies on a sticky
lol dead board

user shake my hand

All users have an infection severity.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may randomly cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.

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if i say nigga will i be cured

nice digits faggot

I don't get it

have a coof

but p-pol is too big to fail , it cant possible spread to us all?

I nearly shit myself when the music started.

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that nigga has a cure

the fucking chinese got us

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r.i.p.

Sticky

Everything is fine, it's just a flu guys.

I regret to inform you hikikomoot is at it again.

I-I... don't feel so g-good...

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How do we get corprus over the Ghostfence?

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WTF is happening?!

Taste my disease

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Oh fuck.

THIS IS IT

IT'S THE BIG ONE

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

he's here.

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This is a nothingburger.

Screencap this. Nothing is going to happen to greenposters.

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I WILL SHOOT ALL OF YOU INFECTED NIGGERS

REMINDER TO KILL ALL CHINKS

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The happening of all happenings is upon us, boys.

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󠛡

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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Get down with the sickness

test

Nigger!

I'm conna coof

last digit is number of infected posts close to this one

Day gorillion and two: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

OH FUCK

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nigger*

When are we going to talk about the real infection? Jews.

onions boy
o
y

b
o
y

What the fug is going on?

Is moot back? Are we having fun again?!?

Board viruses do not exist, you can trust me

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I isolated and am still cooofing

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GOOKMOOT

Wat

POZZ me pls I wanna get pozzes

it's just a noth-*cough*
a nothingburger

>Sticky
Also DAN KUROTO SEZ IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST, I WILL SHIT ON YOU MOM

chked

t.s. Elliott ???

>TE'Ra LEBRAH RENAHS CAL-BULVA TIEMATE DUL KA VOROSH

PLAGUE FOR THE PLAGUE GOD

I feel fine

Goof

>so it starts

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Beep beep

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Lets glow tonight

i'm gonna coof

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󠛡

digits for quick and painless death

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. JUST SPACE OUT YOUR POSTS AND NOBODY WILL GET SICK.

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MODS?????????

Who else is infected besides that faggot leaf

Mods=Gods

what is this green shit?

COOOF

coofs sniffles, wipes nose

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This is lame and stopped being funny after 2 minutes.

not a glownigger

yikes

i tried to warn you

dont shit on me mom

burn it please dear god

JARED KUSHNER GET FUCKED

Oh no

Cznt reach page 10, sticky roadblocks in effect.

It's just a flu bro.

JUST A FLU BRO!

STAY IN THIS THREAD, STAY SAFE

LET'S EXTEND THIS FOR MONTHS INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING IT OVER WITH

I don't want to coof!

who else /immune/ and /comfy/ here?

My cock is a nothingburger

COOOOF

It's over

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DELETE THIS

Oh my gooooooooooooooood NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I for one welcome the end

coof

Bigotry against greenposters is worse than the green flu itself.

Be kind. Hug a greenposter!

*hug*

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Coof

It would be extremely painful.

You should really get that checked out

is me infect?

Blacks are immune whitey on suicide watch.

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Hello Leaf :)

test

ITS JUST A FLU BROS KEEP CALM

Hitler will save us stop trying to cause panic and chaos kike!

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i wasted thjat fuck

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What the fuck

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Im perfectly fine.

Test

OH GOD OH GOD IM GONNA COOF
OH GOD IM COOFING

He is the glow god

That is a lot of green.

Pls no shit me mum

Am I pozzed yet?

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nOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA DIE

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if digs, you will be cured

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>61 replies on a sticky
Yas Forums really is dead

Get thee behind me

>051▶
*coof*

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Boost my coof with YOUUSSSS

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...

Reply tot his post if you want the cure

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STICKY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nothing ever coof coof happens.

TARD

is this green shit contagious?

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coof coof

buying cure 15k gp

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Jannies! Do your jobs or we all die

Fucking leafs, I swear to god this is their fault

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Rolling for immunity

hello fellow super spreader

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WHY CONTAIN IT

posting early in epic sticky bread
I"M IINFECTED GUYSSSS
(probably irl too but we'll forget about that)
best happening ever

CANT BREATHE

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I’m not infected, fuckers

it's too late ron

AAAAAHHHHH GET AWAY

WE DIDNT LISTEN

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? IT'S JUST A FLU

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME TO THIS
ITS TOO LATE

Hah

Forsythia is the cure.

sticky

test

Are you sure?

Is it cold in here to anyone else?

And I have a headache.

Wait... Now it's really hot
Coof coof

...guys...
I'm scared

Put me in the screen cap. What’s up Luke & JT

happening

Gimme gimme

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WE DIDEN LISEN!!!!!!

HUG ME BROS

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR COMFORT

OwO gimme all the toxins

Oh boy here we go

there is literally nothing wrong with being a jew.

I'm suddenly in the mood to lick some asshole!

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I genuinely want this to be over.

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it's not spreading for shit, coof harder

Sometimes I wonder about you guys.

USA STARTED THE VIRUS NOT CHINA

Bump.

Yeats

HOLY MOLY!!

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Jokes on you weenie, my mum's dead
What's the next step in your master plan?

THREAD IS MOVING SO FAST NO ONE WILL KNOW I'M INFECTED

this

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what a glowlet

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DO I STILL HAVE AIDS? IM SORRY FOR EVER BROWSING Yas Forums. I WONT DO IT AGAIN! JUST LET ME IN

GLOW NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

>AUTOMATIC SELF DESTRUCT OF BOARD WILL COMMENCE WHEN THIS THREAD REACHES PAGE 10
>stickied
based
post this shit on /lgbt/ without the sticky pls

teach me how to super spread flu fren

Ok, now this is epic

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. APRIL FOOLS MY ASS. YALL NIGGAS GONNA KILL US.

share

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Doc i need my dose

Im *coof* fi- *coof* Fine

COOMPFF

I HAVE BEEN IN QUARANTINE FOR 40 DAYS I CANNOT BE INFECTED.

Ya valió verga...

DEATH

Wtf how do I get pozzed?

And today we witness the great glow.
Join us!

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Its been nice knowing you gentlemen
*cough*

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It will never be over, this is the new normal now

WE ARE NAMBAH WAN

aaachhhhhhhooooow

Stay away from me

Quality post

THEY'RE GOING TO NUKE THE WHOLE BOARD JUST TO STOP THE INFECTION

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NOT INFECTED

I DIDN'T LISTEN, TO A FUCKING LEAF

Get a load of this guy

ya done son

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Ok, that radioactive green is just cool. Based mod.

Not you apparently

here

Am i GREEEN???

they'll never getr me.
fuck you jannies for pulling this off!
and niggers
and kikes
and trannies!

inb4 Yas Forums gets sued for copyright infringement by BOCs record label

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BURN YOUR HARD DRIVES

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Oh shit...

FUCK

OH FUCK

achoo

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

Goobbye leaf

No, fuck off

ONE LAST BRRRRRAAAAPPPPP

M-O-O-N...... That spells holy shit, I'm in The Stand.

Correctly answer this and you will be cured.

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Yas Forums is literally beyond repair

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THE AMOUNT OF INFECTED IS EXPONENTIALLY INCREASING

Do you have a sudden desire to travel across the world?

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Fuck off back to where you came from you fucking biohazard

This is racist

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

which one of you niggers did this

pls no

THIS MAN HAS THE CURE

Yas Forums has become shit and this glowie bullshit thing is proof of it smfh

Don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose.

Niggas love greens.

This is actually a super cute and fun thing. I'm excited to see how it plays out!

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COOF HARDER THIS IS A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER, SHIT TIER R_0

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2 WEEKS BRO

Stay away coofers

How can I remain one of the clean?

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>Blood type BLUE
>Blood type BLUE
>Blood type BLUE
OH MY GOD ITS TAKEN OVER BALTHESAR!!!

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What is happening?

CYKA BLIAT

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ALERT
ALERT
WE ARE AT CHIMPCON 5
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
thread theme:
youtubemultiplier.com/51e241d26e51e-chimpcon-1-repeat-chimpcon-1.php

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Nothing burger!!’

I'm literally immune to this shit fuck off.

youtu.be/KLIouBM99jo?t=71

FUCK ALL GLOWIES

Well it was fun while it lasted Yas Forums

Why?

>AUTOMATIC SELF DESTRUCT OF BOARD WILL COMMENCE WHEN THIS THREAD REACHES PAGE 10

so this is how the glow niggers (aka mods) shut down Yas Forums

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Coof coof coof its coof probably coof nothing coof coof coof

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Frig off you plague ridden rat

shits on you

Test

>Those digits tho....

Nigger

Oh shit

IM SCARED

I'd take 10x Sept. 11's rather than this.

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fuck reggins

*achoo*

everyone posting in this thread is fucking white

Does sticky mean it's legit?

wait I don't want this anymore I want to stay clean

COOFERS GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm sure I'll be fine.

this is all they could come up with for april fools?
green niggers

SUPER CLUSTER DETECTED

EVERYONE STAND BACK

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I hate the music

32gb of RAM
16 core CPU
8tb of ssd
4 way SLI
2mb TempleOS

God will save those worthy

IM A BUG CHASER BROS
SOMEONE GET ME SICK

W-which one of you just coughed?

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܂PLEASE, I SWEAR I'LL VOTE FOR BIDEN

>a fucking leaf

Cool

>95.3% chance of survival
I was never special anyways, ill be fine

You have 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties

Some good tunes playing

that poor Brazilian

GÖUGH :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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burn it down

Thread is moving so fast, noone will notice me saying nigger

It's fine melchior can handle it

TERRIFYING STUFF

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damn

Looks like your dead body will

Guys I think I'm having hallucinations, I'm hearing the supernatural soundtrack every thread I go, I thought it was just a flu

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uwu sneezes on u!!

DIGITS AND WE;LL BE OKAY

We're all gonna make it

*COOF*

I'm not infected, don't worry. Not even showing any symptoms, I'm fine.

*COOF* *COOF*

noticed

>NEW TRUMP TWEET
HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
>NEW TRUMP TWEET
HOLY SHIT

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STRIKE ME DOWN

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based qotaqbas

Just the seasonal shitposting, nothing to worry about

IM COOFING

Ain't no one gonna be infecting me.

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coof for containment

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Niiiiet

i have been in my house the whole time no way i'm infected

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God I hope I don't catch this shit!

AAAAAAAAA

HOW DOES IT SPREAD?

So is this the end of Yas Forums

test

Can't hit page 10 now nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a REAL FUCKING HAPPENING!!

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I'm not a dog, so I'm not scared of you.

rolling

based hirohito lmao

Join us anons, experience the hive

BREAKING NEWS
MODS CAN QUARANTINE YOU TO A SPECIFIC BOARD IF INFECTED

IF YOU ARE INFECTED CHOOSE THE BOARD YOU POST IN WISELY

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ay what you be sayin be racist yo

6 million kg?

*coff* damn cough. Im not sick i just have this stupid cough.
Any anons want to save memes with me. Build up a good meme folder for the good threads soon for us immune people?
*coof*
Ah got a cornchip in my throat sorry.
Anyway panic will have anons saving rare memes.
We have to save some first for prep.
Any anons?

Glowniggers can suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

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>INITIATED
Nig

*cough*

I am

Please POZZ me with your coof thanks

What the fuck is this?

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

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wheres gohan?

Test 1 2 3

test

This post is a virus, guys
DO NOT CLICK

Pirates only catch treasure

Also maybe scurvy and syphilis

Infecties stay out!

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FUCK

GLOWNIGGERS ARE REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the hell is this stupid shit?

another song ruined by literal faggots on Yas Forums oh well it might as well be the end of the world when we have so many goddamn of them running around

Oh FUCK!!! STOP, QUARANTINE YOURSELF user

Time to start thinning out those infected numbers. Whaddaya say brothers.

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Bless you.

((()))

AYYYYYCHOOOOO

what is happening

digits and this was all the joos

fu

April 1st. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WTF IS HAPPENING????!!!

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>coofs on the not-knowingfag

kill yourself nigger.

How do I stay pure and uninfected?

PLEASE STOP COUGHING

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܂܂܂܂PLEASE HELP ME

PLEASE REMAIN CALM
>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EVACUATE
PLEASE REMAIN CALM
>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EVACUATE
PLEASE REMAIN CALM
>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EVACUATE
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PLEASE REMAIN CALM
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PLEASE REMAIN CALM
>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EVACUATE
PLEASE REMAIN CALM
>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EVACUATE

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Am I sick?

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T..t..tttesting?

I've been cur-
COOOOOOOFFFF COOOOOFFF
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF

sniff sniff

We're safe

Pandemic

Piss off and im still clean

WE ARE SAFE

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AAAAAAAA

Coof tiem

Well shit

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coof

SPREAD IT TO LGBT

somebody help me

Coof

Bastard

FUCK YOU

coof

Hey watch that n word brother

Noo!!! Not the heckin boarderino!!!!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh mein Gott. Das ist die ende.

OOOOOOOHHHHHH SSSHHHHIIIIEEEEET

He didn't heal so good

hang yourself glownigger

die'ns easy boy, killing, now thats somethin

>inb5 everyone is quarantined to /beecock/

I can't post properly anymore

܂COFF ON BERNIE

COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF COFF

(You) must be stopped

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Based DUpes & Qotaqbaspilled

ATTENTION
name field zalgo
(Yous)

ID green unconfirmed aysymptomatic
ATTENTION

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Niggers

Day gorillion and nine: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

I fucking hate you walking clusters. Begone

still as fit as a fiddle

this what is?

Its been nice posting with you boys
Tonight we dine with the Gods

I'M NOT REPLYING TO ANY OF YOU NIGGERS!
I GOT THIS FIGURED OUT!

Faggot I hope you get corona

GET AWAY GREEN NIGGERS

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I wanna be a green poster

faggots and faggot enablers that ruin good songs just for meme bullshit
literal manchildren

Disgusting nigger!

Do you guys feel it?
Oh fuck, I don't feel so well....

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ATTENTION TO ALL ANONS, AVOID DIRECT REPLY WITH INFECTED POSTERS
IGNORE INFECTED POSTS, HIDE ALL INFECTED POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS
I REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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i'm scared, lads

THE LEAFS DID THIS

ITS ALL HIS FAULT. FUCK Yas Forums

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AAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOON

>1870 infected
>0 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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You little baby

How does this work?

page 10?
What does that even mean?
The whole thread is just one long page.

Quite pungent my dear. Very safe to have a little sniffaroo of that ass in these coronatimes.

More cowbell coofers

YOOOOOOOOO DEAD NIGGERS IN AN ALLEY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I cannot catch it if I don't believe in it

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Are you ok

>TempleOS
Heretic! Terry himself said in that writing a TCP/IP stack for TempleOS was against Gods will. You will go to hell for posting from it.

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let it die

reeeee

no

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How did you do that to your post?

an epib mene

eat my shit you bastard.
they should play youtube.com/watch?v=H3EDuR123Rk

why u green nigger?

Everyone is overreacting

Ohh no please dont

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AAAHHH

Nigger you're dead.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

fuck off and die

Am I sick?

>1
Test

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for non infected children

this thread is cursed

You dont. Canacvck

holy shit it's real

Can't infect me, I'm white

...

That whole board is already pozzed though.

Fuck off coof nigger!!

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That's jussie smollett

i love you hugs*

You think the green to be your ally?
You merely adopted the green

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Oh fuck

archive

WHO JUST FUCKING COUGHED?

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I hope I'll be too, leaf

needs more cowbell

we are the cure

*coof*

GET AWAY

I have the cure. How much are you willing to pay?

I'm scared desu.

Do you fear the reaper?

You can't handle this life my boy. It'll be too much on your young spirit

faggot super spreaders

For me it's slavthots.
instagram.com/p/BhTnY5ojBUB/?hl=en
instagram.com/p/B3vlO-7oCtu/?hl=en
instagram.com/p/BvdrpVqBiud/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=MUxk3L5qEzA

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You wish

Unbelievable

GET AWAY FROM ME!!

It's just a flu

Wut

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remember to repect forum distancing. 6 posts separation from one another.

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Fuck china

I KNOW A CAVE WE CAN HIDE IN

lmao how is it gonna reach page 10 when its stickied

>*HAAAATSCHHHHHIIIIII*´s in your face

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Still healthy, i think im the cure.

RIP

oh fugg

>if you don't reply to anyone infected you won't get infected
That was easy.

witness me

it’s just the flu bro

You're a dead nigger in an alley.

Just a flu

Todos esos tacos de 5x15 fueron para este momento!

Impressive

I AM BECOME DEATH

Arrrggg im inmune maytis

BURN INFECTED FREAKS

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Give virus

...

Its just a flu bro

INFECTION REACHING LEVELS UNHEARD OF

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Agreed, its fucking nothing

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AHHHHHHHHH AIDS

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pls give me the big reply

WHY THE FUCK U GREEN NIGGER?

Good job Yas Forums, you let the chinks win.

YOU CAN ONLY CATCH IT IF YOU POST. DON'T POSTERINO AND YOU WONT GET INFECTERINO

take me reaperpai

...

coofers unite

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
BUT ALSO POSTAN IN A STICKY

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or did you?

Mind if I take your blood, I need it for reasons.

I know you like larping as Aryan, but you have to accept you're a mongrel.
Just listen to the reaper.

I'm genetically unable to be ailed with this

WITNESS ME

No one can infect me, you dumb niggers.

The virus has spread its wings.

*coof* *coof* give me the cure user.

Resetting your router is better than a dose of chloroquine.

NO REFUNDS

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no

It's nothing, don't worry about it

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Glow glow glow glow glow glow

Jesus Christ dude just throw yourself into yellowstone

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So is everybody dead now or what

you just got it, =fellow macaco.
now get away from me.

nice.

CHECKED FOR TRUTH

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What is this

i love all of you bros
i just wanted to come out as a transgender person before leaving this pitiful world
remember me. love u all

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So when the thread is unstickied Yas Forums is over? 3 days of darkness? TTID? Freedom or doom? oh fuggITS HAPPENING

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FUCK YOU

Negroid

user lets prep and save rare memes before panic starts.
Did you know the average poster saves one meme a day?

Lads, I think I have the sickness

now is not the time to panic

I HAVE COME BACK WITH POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks fren
*Coofs gently in your direction*

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cough

It's too late you should have listened.

THIS WEBSITE WENT TO SHIT AND IT HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME FUCK ALL OF YOU MEME NIGGERS

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOOOOOOOOO IT BEGINS!!!!!

:DDDDDDD

Just saying, if I catch this virus, I will personally infect all of you faggots. I don't care if you die.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT IS THIS SONG!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Zulu WILL tango at midnight

Imagine being infected

These are truly the last days.

Back up green niggers I have back up

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Get away from me! Stay where you are!

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COOF COOF

Maybe a little bit

Reminder that only non-whites can catch it

>tfw immune to 4chinz meme flu

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hah fuck you cheng

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*C-Coof Coof* W-we*Coof Coof* h-ave t-o *Coof Coof* *Coof*-tain th-this guys *Coof Coof*

WHY AM I HEARING BLUE COYCKSTER CULT?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?:?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!!??/!?!

PLS infect me

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HELP ME HELP ME

THE VIRUS IS MUTATING INTO A ZOMBIE PATHOGEN! INFECTED PATIENTS HAVE BECOME VIOLENT! THE VIRUS TAKES OVER THEIR BRAIN AND WILLS THEM TO SPREAD THE PATHOGEN BY ATTACKING AND BOTING NEARBY HUMANS!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
EVERYONE DO NOT PANIC, IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!

>*bump bump crash*
OH NO THEY GOT ME! EVERYONE PANIC!

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THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ALL THE GREENPOSTERS

abbyposting makes you immune.

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GET OFF OUR QUARANTINE BOARD

why contain it

coof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

REPLY TO THIS COOF OR YOUR MOM WILL COOF IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

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Who here is just a shameless bug chaser?

No your blue, if you were green you'd die

Y-you sure about that user? You’re the worst I’ve seen yet

I wouldn't worry about it. There is no cause for alarms. All is well.

You look ill RIP

just a flu bro

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Rawlin!

It's just a flu more people are banned over bad posts- Last year almost 10k Yas Forumsocks were banned for bad posts and what, we have have like 2000 cases of Green Post?

This is nothing compared to those numbers.

Everyone go back to posting schizo.

digits dont lie

youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

I'm gohan to the supermarket to get some masks an tp

I need to breed her before the end
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585454938764.webm

guuuuys, come fuck my ass if you want to be cured

Damn, not just yet

HALE HEATLER
PLEASE REMOVE CAPTCHA FOR THE DAY

Blue eyes and blonde hair unlike you, you pan faced chink

U know the rules. Post timestap on your tits or GTFO

God I want to forcibly penetrate coronachan

I'M GONNA COOF

I FIGURED IT OUT
>I FIGURED IT OUT
I FIGURED IT OUT
>I FIGURED IT OUT
I FIGURED IT OUT
>I FIGURED IT OUT

FOR EVERY (YOU) YOU RECEIVE YOUR POSTS GLOWS ONE BIT HARDER

>FOR EVERY (YOU) YOU RECEIVE YOUR POSTS GLOWS ONE BIT HARDER

FOR EVERY (YOU) YOU RECEIVE YOUR POSTS GLOWS ONE BIT HARDER

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