/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2792

EUGH EUGH EUGH, I CAN'T FIND MY HAZMAT SUIT GUYS!

IM OK

game on

Fuck off coofers

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witness my immunity

New Cases in the Past Hour: 1829 — Board Infection Level: Very Low

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>coof

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it was just a bad dream, right?

>tfw immune to the green

How does it spread, bros? What do we know about it?

>everyone is infected

2 late

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>tfw immune

ĵ̸̗ȏ̷̩i̸̧͊ṉ̵̿ ̴̑ẗ̵́͜h̶̗̋ě̸̥ ̴̠͆/h̵͇̒ȩ̸̔r̸͈̿d̶̆͜/

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Deport them to the degen boards.

stop intimidating your family

>It's just a cough, I have a tendency for those in spring
>It's just a cough, I have a tendency for those in spring
>IT'S JUST A COUGH, I HAVE A TENDENCY FOR THOSE IN SPRING
>IT'S JUST A COUGH, I HAVE A TENDENCY FOR THOSE IN SPRING

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NIGGERS

>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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HERE TAKE ONE user.
HURRY

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The green isn't showing up on my PC except for the very first part of the thread. I'm not infected yet I don't think. And my captcha's so fucking slow, took me TEN FUCKING minutes to solve captchas

*COOF*

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you are it

NOTHING BURGUERRRRRR STOP WITH THIS SHITT ALREADY YOU RUINED MY BOARD FAAAAAGS

suits only work if youre a medical professional

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GET ME CORONA CHAN

Same here, lmao at infected fags.

Everyone get super close together! Group photo! *coof*

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Isnt it curious how every time the cdc feels its funding threatened there is a new virus

Don't coof on me bros

:( WHY CANT I BE A INFECTED CHAD?

Give

GODAMNIT

suit no help

Ride the Kali Yuga boys

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twitter.com/KurticusB/status/1245205609839906816

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*Coof* You're all good bro *coof*

Oh fuck the first superspreader

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Please say there is a cure I DONT WANT TO DIE

So this demonstrate how fast coronavirus spreads

Bring it noob

COOF
COOF COOF
also op is a fag

COOOOOOOOF

Hey, anons. It is good, I can feel her love running *coof* inside my lungs.

wait am i infected shit I'm been doing nothing but playing vidya and beating my meat

If I smoke weed, every coof is a weed coof

If I drink alcohol, every headache is an alcohol headache

corona can't get me

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Don't take it, it's already laced with coronachan

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Kiss*
give me that flu user...

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I'm immune to cyber Corona-chan and IRL Corona-chan

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NOTHING
BURGER

What the ruck is wrong with your name

You must have the Gateschip® to have immunity

user

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test

oh god i don't feel so good.

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stay safe guys

...

The green boxes are a hoax

o noes it spreading!!!!!!

based Lainites getting trips

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Yeah and you look fucked

no cure enjoy sweet release

not spreading fast enough need more blessed anons

The poster below me will inherit all my earthly possessions.

should I an hero now to not suffer the pain?

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Cock

COOF ON ME DADDY

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nice glow super-coofer

no you're not

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Oh god it's too late I'm already infected.

Literally a nothingburger

will my suit keep me safe?

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Here, let me help

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c̶ḩ̴ec̷̴k̛͘͝e͟d̷

That's in Ecuador.

WELCOME, BROTHERS. YOU'RE CARRIERS NOW. GIVE IT TIME. COUGH ON ALL CHINKS.

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L

give me your coronas

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Wait, if a heart attack it the main cause of death, is the virus triggering the attack??

erm....k

Here they are, BLAST EM

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Does it spread from thread to thread, board to board? Who ate the first bat?

COOF ON ME

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I don't see anything, must be your computer

fuckin hell

*coof*

no you're not

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just woke up
damn yesterdays numbers are hot
usa is so kill haha

who /immune/ CHAD here?

give it

the borders are closing in fellow anons are u ready for the sweet release

DONT COOF ON ME

My waifu has a suit but I don't need one, if the virus catches me it dies.

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STOP EATING BATS AND MANDOLINS YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!!

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Here in nyc the mountains of corpses have become so great that I cant even see the sun anymore

Not accurate on a site with actual plague worshipers though.

MOOOOOOT!

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is that moot?

POZ ME UP

good god, /cvg/

everything is fire.

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Hi :)

watch Gary get infected

CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!

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*COOF*

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are u part of yugoslavia?

Yes you'll be fine.

It's the second time I got them today

I'm truly the one

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Take me already, I give up.

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>making a joke out of a deadly virus that is ruining lives and devastating the world
have some class people

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carrying

kek

*coof*

This general is overrun by the infected but at least that insufferable tranny isn't here

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*lick*

i still don't get how i got it.

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To get infected, I have to reply to a glowie, right?

Day gorillion and one: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

AAAAAAAAAAH TOO LATE

>Leaf
Kill yourself

>actually started coofing irl
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

chckd *cough* :DD

infect me baby :3

no
:uninfect:

It's just a flu guys

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not anymore
I wasn't even born in yugoslavia
it came apart in 91

WTF IS THIS GREEN SHIT ON POSTS?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH SHIT, PATIENT ZERO LOCATED.

...

Lol

im alright guys FeelsGoodMan

mm yummy yummy dog meat

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Yep, still immune

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Give it time, coughers. Soon we will inherit the world.

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Infected

*AHEM*

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*coof* *coof*

Run, leaf! Run like that was the day of the rake!

Me neither

I-I'm not ready. I still have toilet paper to use.

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so when should I be worried

flu kills more people. kys faggot.

no.
you just have to have posted.

IS CALLED NOTHINGBURGER

I AM PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING
STAY TWO POSTS AWAY FROM THIS POST

Or we reply to you ;) Give it time, brother.

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It's just a coof bro.

:sucks farts and cum and runny nose and cough juice:

ALL YOU COOFERS, GIVE ME THE POWER!

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are you asian

Thats silly

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Find me an israeli so I can cough on them

Of course it's the kike who jerks off to the thought of spreading this plague.

Im safe playing vidya... right?

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Do not mewwy or pawnic, my fellow mews.
Mewply and I cuwe you.

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It's six posts you brainlet.

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youre not looking so great user

You should have injected an antivirus

Eat dick, leaf

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t̡fw 3͠d ̡lai͟n̛ g̨f̴

nothingburger

Cough

this leaf has a pointerino. turn off glow.

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Nooo... it just happens...

>Admins based as usual

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STOP BUYING N95 MASKS! THEY ONLY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF INFECTION FROM THIS RESPIRATORY DISEASE. AGAIN, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE RESPIRATORY PROTECTION AGAINST THIS AIRBORNE DISEASE YOU WILL ONLY LOOK SILLY. HEALTH PROFESSIONALS NEED THE MASKS TO STAY SAFE SO STOP USING THEM

didn't know this was a YLYL thread.... LOL

your average american voters.

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coof coof

lmaoing my ass of at urban fags, just got home from my run and didn't see a single soul

but...

Poz pride world wide

oh my god its spreading

>STILL not infected
This shit is literally a NOTHINGBURGER and everything will be completely fine by May.

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hope you die first faggot

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>/cvg/ and the rest of 4chung derailed, well done zhou

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Yas Forums
We must nuke them

I know ;-;

>the kike fears the chink
Why aren't you green yet, user?

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HAHA im immune to your tranny virus XD

Reminder

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Keep yourselves and your families safe, pass this along
youtu.be/noHd05PWPZI

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He looks FINE

I’m still immune

>coof

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stop replying to each other and only post on chrome. It's the cure

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based leafy

>that once in a lifetime the leaf is actually right

yeeet

Plague doctorfags where tf are you?

This is a social experiment, bro.

If you "die", do you get banned?

I sure hope my beloved Anne doesn't catch the virus.

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*coof coof

Is this what herd immunity is supposed to look like?

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peanut butters will inherit. peanut butters are immune!!!

Based

Can you say this again?

Guys I don't feel so good...

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Corona-chan, you have my sword.

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Leaf actually delivering

What's the cure?

me too.

Oh no guys! When you get your job back, looks like you might have to work for less money. Awwww. That sucks.

But still, I'd rather collapse the economy and make people unemployed and work for lower wages when they finally do get a job again instead of let a few tens of thousands of old people die of flu every year - wait.

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Oh, just wait fren

I need you coronachan!

Not for long.

based

ITS TIME, EMBRACE THE CORONA.

It's okay it doesn't effect children

A-anons

I don't feel very good

Woah.. you’re not looking so hot, friends.

GROUP HUG

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FUCK SPREADERFAGS

only one way to find out *coof*

*COOF*

Succ

Pls infected bros, bless me more, I need the glow .

Trips

They're smiling, this is bad
If one thing comes out of all this, it's that everyone figures out the Chinese are inhuman

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how does the green border thing work

The end is neigh

POZ ME DADDY PLSS

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coof
coof
coof
coof
coof
coof

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>telling people not to make jokes
>on Yas Forums

Go back

yes

Just a flu. You are delusional

PRAISE HER

You'll be fine. Just get some vitamin c.

Let me warm you up

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so is this still a nothing burgar?

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F

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gimme your bat soup titties

dufuk

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I hope there's enough ventilators for everybody here.

can some glowie embrace me

No one's immune forever.

finally i can be with my waifu

HOW DID YOU GOT SO GREEN AAAAAH

You look awful

whats the green shit

Okay so if I don't reply to anyone and no one sick replies to me I'll be okay. Don't at me faggots.

Coof harder flubro

And still immune

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Brah...

They can roll back so much stuff now its not even funny. Environment, wages, industry and production standards... none of that matters when this is over

I can't get infected if I just don't reply to anyone lmao

Don't cough on me, you damned glowies.

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CORONACHAN MACHINE GO COOF

Is it even safe to post any more?

Symptom

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Myocarditis

It's a nothingburger, don't worry about it

Meep.

*coof* *coof*

Sure thing user. Thanks for the adv*coof*advice! I'm feeling better already!

*COUGH*
Good job with that one, we almost missed her.
*Cough**cough*

Too many infected, I'm out

Pool's closed.

NO NOT NAGISA

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Maybe if we hug a lot?

GUYS, ALL LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN, ITS KINDA LIKE SEMI IMPORTANT

I WAS TRYING TO GET A NEW JOB. A NEW JOB AT BOSTON SCIENTIFIC. YOU WOULD THINK THAT IN THIS CRISIS MEDICAL SUPPLIES WOULD BE MUCH NEEDED

BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS LESS DEMAND NOW AND WORKERS GOT LAID OFF. NOT ONLY THAT BUT NEW HIRES ARE NOT BROUGHT IN.

IN THE NETHERLANDS

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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Women's rights.

>all these plague cucks trying to cough on us

*coof*

would have ignored your (you) bait but numbers demand coofing on you

coof on this smug sonuvabitch

For now

The kike fears the green. Carries are immune. Why aren't you green yet? She needs you.

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Lurk in your threads
Do not reply to greens

Thanks

ACHOO!

>corona has spread to our black cock worshipping conclave

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can't wait for our green party trying to convince people to let the oil be with the economy in the shitter and no jobs

DIGITS TO FEED THE GREEN

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Infection lies in the (you)s

Burn him

Witness me

Anons I think *cough* that I've been here too long *cough* *wheeze*

Interesting gimmick this year.

STAY THE FUCK BACK INFECTED IM WARNING YOU GOD DAMN COOFERS

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I wonder which board will end up the most infected

Cooof

>and just like that, the collective IQ of /cvg/ dropped to below 50

what job you applying for

more like WE are

>mexico to rule the western hemisphere after the yellowstone explodes

COOF DO I GOT IT YET

Yeah me too.

*bites*

Kikes are immune too user, We have the vaccines
*Sneeze*

Lmao get infected faggot.

im not infected

fuck it, already a chinese colony, might as well.

bats are friends not soup

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checked

That glow

Logistics, picking and or/packaging. Lowly educated.

>coof
Everyone knows gypsies are clean and immune to all diseases

SAVE US CURE CHAN

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Now you do.

I think it's based on greens replying to you

Keep trying user.

Soon you'll be one with the virus

Wrong bong

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NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

okay

It might have increased a little, actually

I WANT TO GET INFECTED
I WANT TO GET INFECTED
I WANT TO GET INFECTED
I WANT TO GET INFECTED
I WANT TO GET INFECTED
I WANT TO GET INFECTED

COOfers cOOm here. This stuff I've got will get you disinfected in no time.

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Hoi, you got a license for that image macro?

But in all seriousness, do you have the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?

Give me strength, oh great glowie

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Sorry user, but your cute Apu's and Coronachan anime grills won't convince me to take the suit off, try harder infectedfags.

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hahaha

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Fuck outta my board, coofers .

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Rake yourself, cucked leaf.

Okay.

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Covid is an STD right?

Become like the rest of us.
It's really not that bad.

MEXICO HEGEMON DE LAS AMERICAS

go away, green freaks

You Nurgle Shits WILL ALL DIE IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
*coof

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That's funny, because she seems to be hitting you at like 3000% the rate you'd expect from your percentage of the population.

doesn't work like that