Brit/pol/: INFECTION EDITION

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CORONA VIRUS HAS MADE THE JUMP TO Yas Forums.
STAY SAFE. DO NOT LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR ANY NON ESSENTIAL REASON. WE ARE UNDER LOCKDOWN.
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fuck off we're immune

mommy's chicken tendies were the true vaccine all along

piers Morgan is such a twat

thinks getting a test instantly cures you

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fuck your country get fucking coofed on

>sniff sniff

its already spreading

Pozz me

*COUGH*

Hello

OUT

WHERES MY MONEY!?

*hugs*

fucking state of this shite

>only yanks are infected

Checks out

shite took my tripcode ffs

and there's a 30 fucking second cooldown for fucks sake

haha get rekt tripshit

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why always me

*COUGH*

virgin

I won't clap

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That was shit show

/cvg/ predicted this

Evening lads *cooofs*

Just back from the shops with milk and jaffa cakes.
Better get tested.

The fugg is regular bread

whens greggs openin i wun me sosik rowl

Test

orly?

It's fine, there's nothing to worry about.

IT'S THE FUCKING BLUE IDS

coof

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Like a reverse Agent Smith.

OH NO

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hope there are no infected among us

why are there fucked up symbols around your name

Sure it's more important, than clapping to the NHS

oh shit my name has fucked up symbols around it now too

Take a showlder of mutton and being halfe Roasted, Cut it in great slices and save the gravie then take Clarret wine and sinamond & sugar with a little Cloves and mace beatne and the peel of an oringe Cut thin and minced very smale. Put the mutton the gravie and these thinges together and boyle yt between two dishes, wringe the juice of an oringe into yt as yt boyleth, when yt is boyled enough lay the bone of the mutton beinge first Broyled in the dish with it then Cut slices of limonds and lay on the mutton and so serve yt in.

cvg predicted this

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*claps in co00of*

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Please kill yourself before you spread the infection. I will personally fuck your ass until it bleeds if you're not dead within the next hour. Take the easy way out. You've never felt the pain of an anal perforation before.

Sickened by the bug chasers lads.

Coof

It is time for your pozz britbong, come give daddy a hug.

I'm not worried, not even bothered, just made me wanna shitpost fuck out of /pol

DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT EVENING STROLL OUTSIDE?

oh no

stay safe frens. don't forget to clap for rjannies, who are working on the frontline for free

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Whaaat the fuuuuuck are yu

Is down syndrome trump dead yet?

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heh... heh.... looks like we might have to keep your wages low, user.... heh... heh... oh man, this Corona thing sure does suck! Those damn Chinese! Grrrrrr! I'm so mad! You know what the economy needs now more than ever? Immigrants to prop up our NHS and our farm fields... heh heh....

t. Tories and big bidniss:DDDDDDD

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I think I got it lads.

CoronaNigger

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Yeah can you leave the thread then mate nobody wants what you've got

Gib

I feel for Barking and Dagenham

I too am watching the vile cunt.

Why do they need to use lab space when the hospitals are empty? literally empty.

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