You can only post in this thread if you're not infected

coof coof

IM COoOooOOOoOFFFFfFFIiIiIIINNNnGggg

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>COOF

Leaf cant even get infected properly.

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GET OUT COOFERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

feels good man

Based.

Everything is fine.

FUCK GLOWNIGGERS and
FUCK JANNIES

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OH GOD ME TOo

hell yea

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BREECH

Safe

I'd like to see the virus get through this armor, man

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coooooooooooof

Livin coof free!

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Cheers healthy anons, Immune reporting in.

A toast, to immunity!

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Still healthy because I'm not a glownigger.

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let's see

Niggers

Healthy as fuck.

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We have to find patient zero
>probably some monkey

present

hey mods very funny but could you not shit up my board please take this shit to Yas Forums or perhaps /lgbt/ if you want to talk about infected

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not infected here

how???

I’m not infected user. Now how about we blow up some federal buildings?

Heil lord Nurgle and bless his princess bride of Corona Chan!!!!!!!

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Fuck incels
Fuck infected
Fuck Jannies
Fuck niggers

sweet

I'm okay th. oh damn runny nose

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*coof*

wew

yes. this is the comfy place.

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Cheers

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I feel nothing.

What if I told you guys that this is the original m00ts last good deed. He's marking literal actual Feds and CIA posters who's IP's are associated with the authorities?

How is everyone holding up?

checked

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you're not even green
CIA false flag op confirmed

THIS ENTIRE BOARD MUST BE PURGED

test

I'm not infected, right?

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K

test

Hi there

*AHEM*
fuck kikes
fuck niggers
fuck coofers
fuck greenfucks
fuck jannies

COOF
O
O
F

Coof

no virus here
what is going on in this thread

Watch out for glowies who don't know what COOFing is

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hahaha
Your not looking so good bro. Here lemme speed up the process

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You're good user.

O-oH GOD

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Not yet it appears.

I am the last uninfected man in Fake China.
Ensconsed with my harem, I will survive and repopulate this land.

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=lyTCUaDNd1c&list=PL5799D2CD7F1F15F0&index=4

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Coof coof no... not yet.

lets start a coof loop

The immune shall inherit the board, or these digits won't be checked

Clean and sheltering in this thread.

hello

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Test

testing

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I feel fine so i'm here!

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AHEM

FUCK VIRUSES

Aaaaaaahhhh

im clean

test

Immunechad rise up!

based

all clean here

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Coof coof what do you mean coof?

lol
Based. It's in Nurgle and his princess wife Corona Chans best pleasure to convert you to their embrace the most >:-]

we have it under control.

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testingg

IM IMMUNE

ALL FORMER PEANUT BUTTERS ARE IMMUNE

Hello, the end is coming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK

Then I guess I do it for free

INFECTED

I do not coof

My bleach drink saved me

COOF
OOO
OOF

oops

UH OH TIME TO GO SHOPS.....

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covid test

no shanghai shivers here jack

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What a bitch

Hello fellow healthy fags. Glad I found you.

The immune anons are congregating here. The fate of the infected will be decided by quads

get pozzed
blessed. Please return some love to me Nurglebros. I want to become a full-fledged champion of Nurgle and Corona Chan

do we know who started it? which board is wuhan

Hey fren, I couldn't care less about this disease ridden cunts

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How do we deal with the "infected" problem?

Its just the flu coof coof

But its true. Gookm00t is marking IP's tied to the authorties. Hello fedboy. Get your paycheck yet?

ahem.
FUCK COOFERS

*cough*

hell yeah, healthy young buck coming through

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I took a bunch of vitamin C and zinc.

Im not infected i promise

Corona niggers btfod

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Based.
Fuck chinks
Fuck niggers
Fuck likes and
Fuck jannies

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IM GONNA COOOOOOF

its just a flu bro

B E N I S :DDDD

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Coof coof coof... my chest hurts.

Posting here cause I'm fine.

fuck me

I want the bug

Totally fine here.

I promise I'm not radioactive

COOF COOF I FEEL-COOFFF

THANK CHINA FOR ALL THEIR HELP

All mammals shall perish and dinosaurs will re-inherit the earth.

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I cannot get infected! Haha!

Good man

It started on Yas Forums

I cast Plague Wind

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I better not be fucking virus nigger

THANK YOU GORORIOUS READER

How many cases of Wu Flu do you anons think China actually has?

Pozzed niggers get out

My money is on /lgbt/

This thread is fucked the virus has infected the internet

>cough

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Coof coof

Fuck, I'm gonna die.

Coof

Bro I literally had to ask 4 times to infected nigs to infect me and it took a while but I got it.
The first stages you will see your Anonymous name slightly change and get mutated and squiggly
Then the rest will go green
it's all ogre now. We're all feds now

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I'm not feeling so good but I'm still going to go to work and touch your food.. i'm essential after all

Flag checks out.

Feels good to be immune

I swear i'm not coofing officer.
fuck jannies and all that.

Faggot jannies making an ARG out of coronavirus. Wtf is this

no pozzin here

I'm not infected, it's just a flu lol

Coof coof coof. I coof cancooft brcoofcoofcoofeath

>Why yes I am hyper-immune, how could you tell?

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Don’t let the bad men coof on pepe

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Glowies get out.

Hey cOOfers, here's a little something something for ya to get better. Take a whiff of this.

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I'M COOFING

I can hear your co-workers from here, glow-chan.
*coof*
ught oh....

How do you get it

Day gorillion and three: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

COOOOÒOOOOF

A fellow impervious immune system I see.

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were gonna die arent we

get out you sick bastard

spotless as always

Feels good breh

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based

memeflags are immune

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Show me some love Corona bros
Corona Chan sends her light kisses and great curves to you

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Coooofhelpcooofcoofcoofcoof

ez

Coof

Untrue. see 251319653

like this

Get tested lads before its too late

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*COOF*

Damn am I rly...

WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT?!?!?!? HOLY *COOF COOF* SHIT, PLEASE *COOF* HELP ME!

Good job, now find all brazilian flags and quarentine them.

feels good

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Can confirm.

You wouldn't infect me, that wouldnt be very based of you

You are still living?

too late

slavs are immune nigger

coof on me daddy

I feel fine. It's just a sore throat.

BUG FREE

I'm not infected

Cup sunts

Hell yea

You dont have what it takes to glow

Am I sick?

Do we know how its transmitted?

oh fuck anons

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*coof*

Good to go!

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What is this.

I hope I’m clean

*coof* oh, wait, I smoke cigs, I have a smokers cough, all you coofers get FUCKED HAHAHA

*COOF*

i dont feel so good

Do not speak to the infected and fire at them from a safe distance

I’m ready for the end

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How does it look, doc?

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not yet

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check it lads.

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The cure is HydroxyswitchIPquin and collodial shillver.

Say it with me: "I Am Free"

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Me.

>tfw too poor for a virus

NO ONE IS SAFE

havent been on pol in two days....I'm....I'm shaking in my jimmies right now guys.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

Mods should program Nordic country posters to have a random chance of being immune since they have the highest R1 DNA

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based and quarantine pilled

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posting haha surely everything is fine lol haha

I'm immune
Digits confirm

its a hoax user, don't worry

>based
no coofing for us

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How do you do fellow healthys?

Yes, I'm safe.

feels good

What's infected? Is that a new meme flag? How do I get it?

Coof.

Everyone calm down. Through my bigly negotiation skills I have made /g/ and /sci/ produce ventilators and masks. We will have enough for everyone.

I'm immune

*coof*

based lol

Henlo fren

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Nothing can stop it m80

not putting /F1/ on it
>ngmi

I am literally immune from infection.

> trusting /g/ and /sci/ to make masks and not /k/
we're going to die thanks to you nigger

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I can literally interact with coofers because I have N1 blood type with R/E factor. I'm literally immune.

Based non-infected

chekced

Spread the love

fuck off

already gone

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yeah me too

How much are we paying them?

Will I become like you over time or must I spread it more to become a champion of nurgle?

Chekd

Thank god, a haven

>dodges

Sex