AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT EVEN MY HOUSE IS SAFE

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help

cooof cooof

Are we all gonna die? pls answer

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you lessened your viral load.

It’s a bigger number now

*sniff sniff
gib me more!

THEY'VE BEEN INFECTED
KILL 'EM

The world is ending

rip

can someone give me a rundown of this meme?

the fact that people can have a sense of humor in these times is reassuring

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takes a while to show up i guess

FLATTEN THE CURVE

accer

Mods think this degeneracy is funny? They need to go back.

anons posting with an "infected username" has the corona virus. im healthy though, for now ;)

guys what's happening?

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literally a nothingburger

Damn April 1 was a fucking year ago already.

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Noooo not the polino not the degeneratinho

Fucking coofers out out out

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Wrong, today is april foirst dum dum

give me the green

I hope it does not depend on post count... because I'm not a prolific redditor

You are infected

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ANUUUU, CHEEKI *COOOOOOF*

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Coof

Apparently the board infection level is per-board. It's very low here, but it's critical on Yas Forums.

So how to contract get covfefected? I want to visit local synagogue

.

So just your average day on Yas Forums?
Wait am I getting greener?

Lets kiss amigo

Share the coofs plox

kisses for all

??? It was also April 1 a year ago are you retarded

Testing to see if I got death flu wish me luck.

I wanna deep tongue kiss

NOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOT HEEELLPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This canadian glow nigger killed us all.

Rip all us

It's been an hour. It's been an hour! Must be immune. That's right! No, I have to... I have to be immune.

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Cough cough

Day gorillion and eight: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*

PULL THE PLUG LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

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You are fine

kek. Let it all just burn already

All users have an infection severity starting at zero.
All infection oppertunities are based on RNG.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords may cause your infection severity to go up.
Being relplied to by users already showing green boarders may cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting in Yas Forums or Yas Forums at all may cause your infection severity to go up.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.

Just a glo bro

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It's fine, just a flu. Don't panic.

Guys I don't have long, I'll miss you guys when I'm quarantined

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of course Yas Forums would be critically infected first

rest your head on this

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wow omg its the flu wow lets destroy society

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

No it wasn't a year ago was March 31'2nd 2012

It's just a flu, goy

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Oh shit nigger you're super infected

I hope I am normal

JUST A FLU CUNT

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you're german, so you are not

Yes not infected

Make sure you coof away from the group

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kek