21 jan: First Official Coronavirus Case in Washington 22 jan: Trumpf "We will handle this very well". You worry about a pandemic? "We got it fully under control, it's 1 person coming from China". 23 jan: Trumpf "We have close contact with the Chinese. Very few cases reported in the US" 29 jan: Trumpf "We have a task force led by Alex Azar" 30 jan: Trumpf "Only 5 cases in the U.S. all in good recovery" 31 jan: Trumpf "Close border to people who visited China, but not Hongkong or Macau" 5 feb: Trumpf "Testing is not a priority. CDC has everything under control" 7 feb: CDC tests dont work for shit 10 feb: Trumpf "In April, when it gets warm, the virus will suddenly be gone, like a miracle" 24 feb: Trumpf "We asked for 1.3 billion dollar from congress" 24 feb: Trumpf "The coronavirus is very much under control. Stock market starting to look good to me!" 25 feb: Trumpf "CDC and my administration is doing GREAT. Opposition by the dems" 26 feb: Trumpf "Mike Pence is the leader now". Alex Azar "b-b-b-b-but ?!?!" Trumpf "Infections going down!" 26 feb: Trumpf "CNN makes the caronavirus look bad! Democrats are all talk, no action!" 27 feb: Trumpf "Like a miracle the virus will dissapear" 28 feb: Trumpf "Expect vaccine soon. Like impeachment this virus is a hoax" 29 feb: First Official Coronavirus Death in Washington 29 feb: Trumpf "We have far less infections than other smaller countries" 2 mar: Trumpf "Vaccine is done in 3 months" Fauci "Wrong! more like 18 months" 3 mar: Worst stock market day since financial crisis 2008 6 mar: Trumpf "Democrats gave us 8.3 billion dollar. We'll take it! I don't lean towards social distancing" 8 mar: Trumpf "The fake news media is doing everything to make us look bad. Sad! We closed the borders! Godsend!" 9 mar: Trumpf "It is just a flu bro! at this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!"
10 mar: Trumpf "If people want a test, they can get a test" Infected states "Wrong!" 11 mar: WHO "Pandemic!" Trumpf "Close borders with Europe" Europe "Why did you not tell us beforehand?" 11 mar: Whitehouse "Lets make coronavirus meetings top secret" Health experts "I dont have a top secret clearance!" 11 mar: Trumpf "The virus does not care if you are a democrat!" 12 mar: Fauci: "Testing system is a huge fuckup we gotta admit" 13 mar: Trumpf "CDC sucked for decades and Obama made it worse!" 13 mar: Trumpf "I dont take any responsability for testing system fuckup" 14 mar: Trumpf "The experts we fired when crippling epidemic response, we can hire them back" 14 mar: Trumpf "Emergency! 50 billion dollar, start the money printers!" 16 mar: Trumpf "I give myself a 10/10 for incredible job done!" 16 mar: Stock markets crash bigger 17 mar: Trumpf "I always knew this was going to be a pandemic, long before others called it a pandemic" 20 mar: Trumpf "We have found the cure, chloroquine, we ordered millions" Fauci "Wrong, still needs clinical testing" 22 mar: Fauci "I cant jump in front of the microphone and push Trump away. Ok he said some bullshit, lets try to retract next time" 24 mar: Trumpf "WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!" 26 mar: Cuomo "I need 30k ventilators" Trumpf "I dont believe you. I was in a hospital and saw like 2 ventilators" 28 mar: Democrat governors "Why are you not communicating?" 29 mar: Fauci "Models say between 100.000 and 200.000 deaths" Trump "I got very high ratings! More than season finale of The Bachelor!" 30 mar: Trumpf "Social distancing extended to April 30. If we stay below 100.000 we did a great job"
When the economy recovers, I want to start a soft drink company called Brapple (like Snapple). On the cover of every Brapple, has a picture of a BRAP sow bending over. The drink makes you BRAP a lot.
less infected in this /ptg/, im going to stay here
Ryan Mitchell
> Trump tries to head off virus > Dems and international groups throw bitch fit > Europe refuses to do anything > WHO lies about transmission and spread > US still keeps cases down for months before single liberal run city in liberal state fucks up completely and infects the entire east coast > FUCK DRUMPH
Can't fuck up and infect the east coast if retards like Trump don't sit on their hands and refuse to forcibly quarantine hotzones. >inb4 we can't just stick rifles in disobedient peoples' faces to make a point Muh martial law you faggots made a boogeyman out of is now going to have to happen because of this continual downplaying.
Ryder Miller
>is now going to have to happen and that's a good thing.
> Trump should have just executed thousands of people and gotten impeached Now tell me about how nothing matters until we repeal 19th and invent time travel
Charles Jones
>I just want normalcy back We could have already had that but apparently people can't sit in their homes despite stockpiling food, etc. with the electricity still working for more than 48 hours without having a mental breakdown.
But yeah guys, we're going to win a major conflict with a nuclear armed superpower with this sort of mental fortitude.
So now shutting down all air travel and stopping interstate travel sans cargo is tantamount to executing people. Stop wasting air you mongoloid.
Elijah Walker
>I move away from the mic to breathe in
Wyatt Martinez
> Being this bad at shilling you realize they had to hire you because all the previous shills they've sent either stunninged and braved themselves into a nice long sleep or ended up joing up, right?
Isaac Carter
only true Trump supporters can post uninfected
Nolan Morales
>Truth is now shilling >Preventing unchecked spread is bad Where the fuck did they find YOU?
This is what they are doing to the white people in the United States we don’t get governmental services anymore. m.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8WqEyXIyc. The colored gov here will not arrest their own people if it is done to a white
