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PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL -- SICK EDITION
MAGA
So is the UK fucked?
>8000 ventilators
Why'd you done do it?
*coughs*
MAGA BROTHERS AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got a sore throat, is that normal?
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU NIGGERS
That was a one off for me, lads. I need to get the rest of the site sick desu
*coofs*
lmao Trump has been awful. Taiwan is the only country in the world to have had an effective response. They also had to respond faster (they did).
Meanwhile, Trump was doing this:
theintercept.com
>whole OP isn't green
I DEMAND A REFUND
Why did you suck off that nigger?
MAGA
No.
Hey. Hey guys. Check out my fedora impression.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean
>split
Why did you suck off a nigger?
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
F
They better have bought them from America
W-want me to infect you user?
SIX FEET PLEASE
Why is your mouth built for BBC ?
AWOO
He was trying to become barefoot and pregnant
God speed plague bearer.
Hey man you don't look so good.
THESE MINIONS OF NURGLE MUST BE PURGED
Poor sick Awoo.
>no /ptg/ in title
Guess I'll let you off since you're sick today.
>id JEwz
The tribe strikes again!
AHHHHHHH THE THREAD HAS CORONA
Many anons will be infected by the time we reach the highest rated morning show, Morning Joe
i don't get it
I ONLY HAVE TWO
AWOO
It is a shame so many people out of work
economy tanking
and California governor still insists
Californians must still pay
GAS TAX
I know Cali sucks but this makes it even more so
FUCK YOU TRAIN MONGER GAVIN NEWSOM
I'm feeling a fever coming on lads.
Replying to a glow post with digits makes you immune.
im fine
an adult human male can shoot semen up for 18 feet
I had a glow last thread. I think it actually wears off after you go without posting for a while.
can you explain what's going on?
We don’t either that’s why we’re asking.
the trick is to never post.
only those with zero (You)s at the end of the game get the perk of "survivor"
Lmao. There wasn't a shift in approach.
Fuck Cuomo.
This isn't reddit you know, second hand sources aren't good enough. Opinion pieces are literally laughable. So I will. Because you are also laughable. Your arguments are as laughable as they are bad natured. Nothing you have said has had any value whatsoever at best, and outright fabrication at worst. You hold no water here, no matter what you do. It's not even 3AM in the US, you are wasting your time. Your one life on this planet and you spend it pissing into a headwind. Pathetic doesn't begin to describe you, because you would have to have something worth feeling sorry for to even come close to meeting it
was that a threat or a challenge
I wrote that, maricon
*coof coof*
Arco was down to 2.59 so it’s not too bad. I mean it’s got twigs in it but it still makes the car go.
Now you have feline herpes.
Pst anons, do you need some tp?
these people need to be erased from history in minecraft
I'm getting scared guys. I'm starting to see GREEN!
oh is this some kind of april fools infection game?
San Francisco
one of the first cities to be a hot spot for the
COVID 19
HOW MANY FAGS DIED?
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
oof my ID really suck
I think some of you might need a doctor.
how much?
>didn't even bother trying pilpul this time
#gottem
Good theory. Let's see how *coof* how well it works.
First day?
(But yes that’s what’s going on)
AWOOFF
sup JEwz
mexican jew...I knew it!
ARCO
ouch
but yes you are correct
Yeah I'm sure its n
*COOF*
lmao Trump is fucked.
AHEM
*ting ting ting
well it's different every april and i was napping until recently so i had no idea what was going on
neat!
Already bought a case from Serenaposter.
can't wait til that chink gets corona and dies
MY FLINTSTONE GUMMIES WILL PROTECT ME
FELINE AIDS
yes it is real
EAT CATS SORRY PUSSY
What do you have for trade?
why aren't you blaming your local or state government or your hospital for being woefully understocked?
Feverheads everywhere!
i dont feel good
You have been spewing pilpul in response to my Drudge links for about an hour now and I guess I'm an idiot for taking the bait, but there's such an overabundance of these articles from all kinds of sources that I know you're coming from bad faith.
He objectively did not start responding effectively at all until March, and just a few days ago he was trying to minimize it again on behalf of his Jewish friends on Wall Street to get the goyim back to work by Easter.
You're infected paco, you have to go back
I mean all gas sold in CA comes from one of ten refineries, the only difference is the 1 percent additive mix the different brands put in. But yeah Arco is trash for the most part, I usually don’t stop there.
An abortion doctor at a nonessential facility posting a picture online is literally less than nothing
i wish his older brother didnt die, he would have been proud of Donald becoming president
Reminder that Trump sent the Chinks 18 tons of PPE in February like an absolute mongoloid.
Sorry sir
please carry on
Yeah that’s fair. Plus I think it took them a little bit of time to get the game going anyways.
Truth
>leftist retards pre-China virus
>"Trump is not a king!!!!"
>leftist retards after China virus
>"Why isn't Trump a king?!"
Federalism you stupid niggers.
PANDEMIC CANCELLED
As soon as #FilmYourHospital began trending and Queens residents began saying the media was lying—the hospital at the “epicenter” is suddenly less busy.
>look ma i posted it again!
You are outright fabricating reality. Trump responded to the coronavirus back in January. Nothing you say matters because you cannot stop lying about things that are indisputable. You are shilling.
NIGGERS!
Yeah no. New York did great
WHAT IS THE CURE?!?!
Come get a hug mf I’m covered in shit
That gas sucks for stick shifts
too much water
yeah
it's a very sad story and one of the reasons why Trump doesn't drink alcohol
(You) seem fine. Back to work!
Wow New York is so awesome.
Such a good job
That was not in his capability to stop at the time, you are lying to push a narrative, and you have no proof.
Posted what?
How the fuck did you do this? Is that you Hiroshima?
Did trump really take the fed?
I keep hearing about how flooded our hospitals are from our local coordinator. I drove around all day today and every single hospital is fucking dead. Like Black Friday quiet.
>why aren't you blaming your local or state government or your hospital for being woefully understocked?
This, dumb fucks around me have been pissing me off with that Trump isn't helping us shit, none ever talk about the local or state officials not doing their jobs.
>NIGGERS
Yeah, focus on niggers while the stealth jews come in.
don't act like you and other shill faggots don't post the exact same god damn things every fucking thread, pretending you didn't get BTFO just 10 minutes ago in the last thread you utter faggot
no
>Be strong, Wuhan!
Why can’t foreigners grasp the concept of assimilation?
>thinking only lefties attack Trump
I've been calling his response retarded in the past few threads and I have literally been donating him $100 a month until this month, because I am pissed off at his retarded mistakes and then on top of it he gives everyone in the country a $1200 check at my expense because I happen to make $140k living in the NYC metro area, which just so happens to be the area of the country that needs the most help right now due to the preponderance of the Jews that Trump loves so well spreading it around like the schmucks they are.
The whole payment thing is actually to prevent defaults and save banks from having to disclose defaults, and it was also a cynical political move since by this point he knew he had fucked up and good goyim like you are easily bought.
He compared it to the Flu and sent 18 tons of aid to China and now we don't have enough for ourselves.
Imagine leprosy being around heavy through population
with free online porn
everyone rubbing one out
OOOOOCCCCHHHH
come on digits
ALCOHOL KILLS THE VIRUS
THEY CAN'T INFECT YOU IF YOU STAY DRUNK
I’ve been talking about gas prices and April fools this whole thread, I don’t know what to tell you
especially the hospitals
if there's one industry that should NOT operate based on "just in time" supply chains, it's fucking health care
nice blog post faggot, kill yourself
>and one of the reasons why Trump doesn't drink alcohol
a great example from an american president
he is trying
He was pretty proud of it at the time.
Is this that herd immunity I've been hearing about
GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU!
guys im not sick please hug me
How dare you speak to me.
>sick
>double doubles
Meh.
Hug me mf
What's all this I've been hearing about him taking the fed
>he is trying
I hope he does
All ready )))HICCUP(((( there
I miss these.
I'm immune
I think if you stop posting it goes away on its own. I lost my green glow while waiting for a new thread.
Replying to the sick, I believe, makes you sick(er).
(You)
Fellow white.
>What's all this I've been hearing about him taking the fed
there is a yahoo article claiming trump is now the new chairman of the fed since the bux bill passed
coof with me bb
no.
i only hug my grandma and even that makes me uncomfortable
t. finnish
Do it.
COOF COOF
*coofs
Whoops, just shared a needle with me
>inb4 fag with fem id kills himself when Trump is re-elected
It will be glorious
Yes, those fuckers better not whine one Fucking time to me.
Also I'm out going to bed before I get infected.
Hey guys, what did I miss? *cough cough* just found pic related in /g/
>Replying to the sick, I believe, makes you sick(er).
test
Filthy chinks will never catch me!
How is Trump not fucked? He bungles the PPE
>Replying to the sick, I believe, makes you sick(er).
The ride never ends.
other thread has a super spreader. Does it go across boards?
COOF COOF COOF
It's fascinating how current events can have literally no relation to jews or Israel at all until some schizo pops up to make it so.
>oy vey pol did you know about THE JEWS?
It feels so awesome to buy all the masks! I didn't leave a single mask for the Americans!
You guys and gals are a bunch of
disgusting idiots
and i am glad to play with you
Now all fem anons timestamp your tits for me
PLEASE
I'm so happy that Trump sent them 18 tons of PPE like a fucking cuck.
Will the fed be killed?
Fuck off mike
This has pretty much been me since the start of this shit irl, a nice hard drink at the end of the day is good for you. I never get sick anyways though.
I wont die from this... will I, user?.... I dont feel... so well..... coof coof
you're green as a motherfuck my lad, let's coof together
COOF COOF COOF COOF
So you're the fucker doing this thread.
How do you know its a super spreader?
kys
if you don't reply to thisyou will never have SEX!!!!!
I like a good bourbon or scotch. And you?
its getting worse
I'm just saying it's incredible how supposed stormniggers use more jewish words than any other user.
he had a badge and only one post.
>my hospital doesn't have enough supplies during flu season
>this is trumps fault
so basically, they're retarded
Some people have biohazard marks next to their names.
learn to think for yourself and only support people when they do things you actually like, you pathetic little worm.
ONLY ULTRA GIGA NIGGA CAN DEFEAT THE CORONAVIRUS
>Immune irl have to be essential and productive. Immune here as well.
It's perfectly fine
One post in that thread, newfag.
maybe just be under treasury control and create united states bank notes again, IDK there is a lot of speculation here
>supposed stormniggers
yeah i'm almost certain they're jews, even stormfags you would think would try arguing a little but these kike shills only operate 100 percent on pilpul
there's no god damn way most of them aren't kikes
>251321731
I like scotch and bourbon but I'm on some vodka tonight. No I'm not drunk enough to reply outright and catch your HIV.
In a thread that hasn't mentioned them other then you, nice pipul.
I know never to expect much from the same people that complain no one thanks them.
>take or adhere to the Hippocratic Oath
>cry about no one treating you like a god
What a bunch of faggots these tv doctors are.
seether is